Maximum Derek
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Graphic designer. WordPress developer. Richmond till we die. Team Cockroach. Every second counts.
I’ve been seeing a lot of conspiracy theories pop up in my timeline today, so just a reminder…
September 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I’ve been seeing a lot of conspiracy theories pop up in my timeline today, so just a reminder…
For 38 minutes, all is right with the world.
September 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
For 38 minutes, all is right with the world.
Comedians who say you can’t make jokes anymore without being sexist or homophobic are just lazy.
September 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Comedians who say you can’t make jokes anymore without being sexist or homophobic are just lazy.
We need proof of life!!
The White House:
The White House:
August 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
We need proof of life!!
The White House:
The White House:
The entire Alien franchise summed up in one sentence
August 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
The entire Alien franchise summed up in one sentence
It’s been meme’d to death, but let’s not act like this scene wasn’t STONE COLD the first time we saw it.
August 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
It’s been meme’d to death, but let’s not act like this scene wasn’t STONE COLD the first time we saw it.
Joey, I’m not angry anymore.
August 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Joey, I’m not angry anymore.
No, the fuck, we are not.
August 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
No, the fuck, we are not.
I, for one, welcome Marshall Law
August 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I, for one, welcome Marshall Law
Wait… I’m cool??
August 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Wait… I’m cool??
“I can’t see anything.”
“Use your open eye, Frank.”
“Use your open eye, Frank.”
August 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
“I can’t see anything.”
“Use your open eye, Frank.”
“Use your open eye, Frank.”
Shoutout to new movies not being afraid of their source material.
August 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Shoutout to new movies not being afraid of their source material.
“I would cut off your head dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground.”
“Bitch, I will EAT YOUR CHILDREN.”
(we make up our own dialogue here)
“Bitch, I will EAT YOUR CHILDREN.”
(we make up our own dialogue here)
July 31, 2025 at 12:48 AM
“I would cut off your head dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground.”
“Bitch, I will EAT YOUR CHILDREN.”
(we make up our own dialogue here)
“Bitch, I will EAT YOUR CHILDREN.”
(we make up our own dialogue here)
Let’s keep the party going.
July 31, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Let’s keep the party going.
James Gunn really did me dirty with that Road to Nowhere hit in the Peacemaker trailer.
July 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
James Gunn really did me dirty with that Road to Nowhere hit in the Peacemaker trailer.
Sometimes you just need a good cry.
July 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Sometimes you just need a good cry.
If you think you caught all the cameos, you’re wrong
July 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
If you think you caught all the cameos, you’re wrong
Are movies… fun again?
July 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Are movies… fun again?