@caponeatmydesk.bsky.social
Who are you and what have you done with MTG?
December 8, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Who are you and what have you done with MTG?
Come on. Thats actually a scene from Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum, right?
December 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Come on. Thats actually a scene from Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum, right?
Translation: not going to happen unless I can milk these dudes for millions of dollars for me. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
December 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Translation: not going to happen unless I can milk these dudes for millions of dollars for me. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
How is there never a follow up to such blatantly false statements such as:
“Under which Article and Clause or which Amendment giving the President power to strike boats are you referring to? We’ll wait.”
“Under which Article and Clause or which Amendment giving the President power to strike boats are you referring to? We’ll wait.”
December 7, 2025 at 9:29 PM
How is there never a follow up to such blatantly false statements such as:
“Under which Article and Clause or which Amendment giving the President power to strike boats are you referring to? We’ll wait.”
“Under which Article and Clause or which Amendment giving the President power to strike boats are you referring to? We’ll wait.”
So you sold out on people in your family who work the farm?
What a total dick move there, dude.
What a total dick move there, dude.
December 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
So you sold out on people in your family who work the farm?
What a total dick move there, dude.
What a total dick move there, dude.
Clemens: Oh shit!!!! Why’s he bringing me up ffs?
December 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Clemens: Oh shit!!!! Why’s he bringing me up ffs?
Hate to wake you from your perfect dream, how evs……
December 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Hate to wake you from your perfect dream, how evs……
They’re really slow……
Slow. Turtles are really ……. oh never mind.
Slow. Turtles are really ……. oh never mind.
December 6, 2025 at 10:57 AM
They’re really slow……
Slow. Turtles are really ……. oh never mind.
Slow. Turtles are really ……. oh never mind.
Untouchable. And then Dems take the Congress, the WH and this dumb dumb goes to jail. The Rule of Law will be restored. Then fix SCOTUS; 16 year term limits or expansion.
December 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Untouchable. And then Dems take the Congress, the WH and this dumb dumb goes to jail. The Rule of Law will be restored. Then fix SCOTUS; 16 year term limits or expansion.
Cus everybody thinks you’re the dumbest son ‘o bitch to ever hold any office ever.
December 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Cus everybody thinks you’re the dumbest son ‘o bitch to ever hold any office ever.
Rep’ing the peter belly.
December 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Rep’ing the peter belly.
Stupid people deserve no attention, no coverage.
December 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Stupid people deserve no attention, no coverage.
Tom Cotton. The dude that lied about his own service record.
Can no one primary this lying assclown?
Can no one primary this lying assclown?
December 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Tom Cotton. The dude that lied about his own service record.
Can no one primary this lying assclown?
Can no one primary this lying assclown?
Term limits or expansion have never before been more needed.
December 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Term limits or expansion have never before been more needed.
SCOTUS : Hold my beer.
December 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
SCOTUS : Hold my beer.
No, silly. He posted it so hopefully Trump would hear it for the first time (being asleep when little Marco first gushed).
December 3, 2025 at 12:59 PM
No, silly. He posted it so hopefully Trump would hear it for the first time (being asleep when little Marco first gushed).
Dumbass. He better not go quietly.
December 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Dumbass. He better not go quietly.
Those same members will claim they were never part of the spineless immoral & unethical sycophants who perpetuated the erosion of democracy and the rule of law.
They hijacked the Republican name but should go down in history as RINO MAGAts.
They hijacked the Republican name but should go down in history as RINO MAGAts.
December 2, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Those same members will claim they were never part of the spineless immoral & unethical sycophants who perpetuated the erosion of democracy and the rule of law.
They hijacked the Republican name but should go down in history as RINO MAGAts.
They hijacked the Republican name but should go down in history as RINO MAGAts.
Not before he can check hooter size…..
December 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Not before he can check hooter size…..
Do your job Mother Nature !
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Do your job Mother Nature !
Watch and see. SCOTUS will align this with their Seal Team Six scenario dumbfuckery decision. .
November 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Watch and see. SCOTUS will align this with their Seal Team Six scenario dumbfuckery decision. .
For real or is this Bluesky goin all X / Instagram on us.
Don’t need no stinkin big fake lies on this platform that are simple satirical. .
Don’t need no stinkin big fake lies on this platform that are simple satirical. .
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
For real or is this Bluesky goin all X / Instagram on us.
Don’t need no stinkin big fake lies on this platform that are simple satirical. .
Don’t need no stinkin big fake lies on this platform that are simple satirical. .
That’s f ing sick.
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
That’s f ing sick.
NA ZDOROVYE comrade Witkoff and comrade frozen fish sticks. Your services to the Motherland do not go unnoticed and shall be rewarded.
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
NA ZDOROVYE comrade Witkoff and comrade frozen fish sticks. Your services to the Motherland do not go unnoticed and shall be rewarded.
NA ZDOROVYE comrade Witkoff and comrade frozen fish sticks. Your services to the Motherland do not go unnoticed and shall be rewarded.
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
NA ZDOROVYE comrade Witkoff and comrade frozen fish sticks. Your services to the Motherland do not go unnoticed and shall be rewarded.