El Payaso 🦈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦♾️
@capnyeetus.bsky.social
My name is Rebis~
24yo citizen of the Kingdom of Gnome
Selfshipper (Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers r my hubbies)
Aroace fictosexual
AuDHD
Marine biology enthusiast
Elden Ring brainrot go brrrrr
24yo citizen of the Kingdom of Gnome
Selfshipper (Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers r my hubbies)
Aroace fictosexual
AuDHD
Marine biology enthusiast
Elden Ring brainrot go brrrrr
Pinned
when I'm upset I usually find the silver lining is most helpful
But in my communications class I was told that's a "bad" way to reply to someone venting or seeking advice/morale support
But if life is hard, shouldn't you sew the silver lining into a blanket to make it softer?
But in my communications class I was told that's a "bad" way to reply to someone venting or seeking advice/morale support
But if life is hard, shouldn't you sew the silver lining into a blanket to make it softer?
If you're not an anglerfish are you even really a wife guy?
February 7, 2026 at 12:37 AM
If you're not an anglerfish are you even really a wife guy?
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Fav Phil drawing yet 🙈
What would you do if you walked in on this office siren having his first heat? You know, fleshboiz that bloom later in life are said to have wetter boochiez than the rest of them 👀
What would you do if you walked in on this office siren having his first heat? You know, fleshboiz that bloom later in life are said to have wetter boochiez than the rest of them 👀
February 6, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Fav Phil drawing yet 🙈
What would you do if you walked in on this office siren having his first heat? You know, fleshboiz that bloom later in life are said to have wetter boochiez than the rest of them 👀
What would you do if you walked in on this office siren having his first heat? You know, fleshboiz that bloom later in life are said to have wetter boochiez than the rest of them 👀
Local shop selling koala valentine gifts is certainly a choice
Out of every animal to choose for the sex/love holiday... Why the clamydia animal??? Like???
Absolutely mad lmao
Out of every animal to choose for the sex/love holiday... Why the clamydia animal??? Like???
Absolutely mad lmao
February 6, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Local shop selling koala valentine gifts is certainly a choice
Out of every animal to choose for the sex/love holiday... Why the clamydia animal??? Like???
Absolutely mad lmao
Out of every animal to choose for the sex/love holiday... Why the clamydia animal??? Like???
Absolutely mad lmao
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White bunny man doodle as a break from work!
#ChesschireArt
#ChesschireArt
February 1, 2026 at 2:23 AM
White bunny man doodle as a break from work!
#ChesschireArt
#ChesschireArt
I see a lot of people during these scary times being like "you need to have thicker skin!"
I have hyperphantsia my skin is already bearing a full frontal assault from every single horrific thing I've seen in 4K in my head
Don't judge people for not being able to follow everything happening
I have hyperphantsia my skin is already bearing a full frontal assault from every single horrific thing I've seen in 4K in my head
Don't judge people for not being able to follow everything happening
February 1, 2026 at 1:14 PM
I see a lot of people during these scary times being like "you need to have thicker skin!"
I have hyperphantsia my skin is already bearing a full frontal assault from every single horrific thing I've seen in 4K in my head
Don't judge people for not being able to follow everything happening
I have hyperphantsia my skin is already bearing a full frontal assault from every single horrific thing I've seen in 4K in my head
Don't judge people for not being able to follow everything happening
I love different cultures it's my biggest special interest and I blame TF2 for sparking this
As a kid I dabbled in learning German and French purely bc of Medic and Spy lol
As a kid I dabbled in learning German and French purely bc of Medic and Spy lol
January 31, 2026 at 10:37 PM
I love different cultures it's my biggest special interest and I blame TF2 for sparking this
As a kid I dabbled in learning German and French purely bc of Medic and Spy lol
As a kid I dabbled in learning German and French purely bc of Medic and Spy lol
My mum is really into genealogy which is unfortunate bc both her kids are ace and the bloodline will not continue lol
January 28, 2026 at 1:32 AM
My mum is really into genealogy which is unfortunate bc both her kids are ace and the bloodline will not continue lol
Don't like that some of these cringe memes are gonna be in future textbooks in the margins
Future teenagers are laughing at us and we don't even know it
Future teenagers are laughing at us and we don't even know it
January 25, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Don't like that some of these cringe memes are gonna be in future textbooks in the margins
Future teenagers are laughing at us and we don't even know it
Future teenagers are laughing at us and we don't even know it
Really weird to me that DID is like "the system disorder" when there's tons of different disorders that result in headmates
DID is just the childhood trauma flavour
DID is just the childhood trauma flavour
January 23, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Really weird to me that DID is like "the system disorder" when there's tons of different disorders that result in headmates
DID is just the childhood trauma flavour
DID is just the childhood trauma flavour
Hit em with the jarate lmfaoooo
January 23, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Hit em with the jarate lmfaoooo
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I really enjoy looking at the difference in genetics between my lil bro and me despite being cooked in the same oven
My AuDHD is dog in human form
He would thrive with his brain jacked into a PC
I'm a multigender enby
He's an anti-label enby
I can't sit through shows
He watches hours of em
My AuDHD is dog in human form
He would thrive with his brain jacked into a PC
I'm a multigender enby
He's an anti-label enby
I can't sit through shows
He watches hours of em
a man wearing a beanie and a black jacket is smiling and holding a piece of food .
Alt: Jesser Plankmn from Breaking Back saying "Yeah, SCIENCE!" and pointing or whatever ily Aaron Paul
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2026 at 9:25 PM
I really enjoy looking at the difference in genetics between my lil bro and me despite being cooked in the same oven
My AuDHD is dog in human form
He would thrive with his brain jacked into a PC
I'm a multigender enby
He's an anti-label enby
I can't sit through shows
He watches hours of em
My AuDHD is dog in human form
He would thrive with his brain jacked into a PC
I'm a multigender enby
He's an anti-label enby
I can't sit through shows
He watches hours of em
I think it's weird that humans are super chill with drinking the breast milk of a different species but uncomfortable with the idea of pasteurising and selling their own species' breast milk
It's not even considered a bodily fluid in a daycare you can legally store it by the eggs
It's not even considered a bodily fluid in a daycare you can legally store it by the eggs
January 21, 2026 at 10:43 AM
I think it's weird that humans are super chill with drinking the breast milk of a different species but uncomfortable with the idea of pasteurising and selling their own species' breast milk
It's not even considered a bodily fluid in a daycare you can legally store it by the eggs
It's not even considered a bodily fluid in a daycare you can legally store it by the eggs
Everybody always sexualises breast cancer awareness stuff with booba and I think we should sexualise prostate cancer awareness with man ass it's only fair
January 21, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Everybody always sexualises breast cancer awareness stuff with booba and I think we should sexualise prostate cancer awareness with man ass it's only fair
"You have too many plushies"
Shut🤐
Shut🤐
January 19, 2026 at 3:10 PM
"You have too many plushies"
Shut🤐
Shut🤐
Being autistic is great bc being passive aggressive doesn't work on me I will actually just take it as them being nice
Even if I sniff it out, I will just bypass that entirely and respond as if they were being genuine
The bonus is it usually ends that behaviour
Even if I sniff it out, I will just bypass that entirely and respond as if they were being genuine
The bonus is it usually ends that behaviour
January 18, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Being autistic is great bc being passive aggressive doesn't work on me I will actually just take it as them being nice
Even if I sniff it out, I will just bypass that entirely and respond as if they were being genuine
The bonus is it usually ends that behaviour
Even if I sniff it out, I will just bypass that entirely and respond as if they were being genuine
The bonus is it usually ends that behaviour
My favourite #EldenRing fact is that Radahn, the biggest baddest minotaur-esque guy, the hardest boss fight in FromSoftware history, is gay
Not even speculation, not coded, just a solid piece of lore right from the scrawny horse's mouth that the macho macho man is a softie in love with a femboy
Not even speculation, not coded, just a solid piece of lore right from the scrawny horse's mouth that the macho macho man is a softie in love with a femboy
January 18, 2026 at 8:53 PM
My favourite #EldenRing fact is that Radahn, the biggest baddest minotaur-esque guy, the hardest boss fight in FromSoftware history, is gay
Not even speculation, not coded, just a solid piece of lore right from the scrawny horse's mouth that the macho macho man is a softie in love with a femboy
Not even speculation, not coded, just a solid piece of lore right from the scrawny horse's mouth that the macho macho man is a softie in love with a femboy
It's important to order drinks that have fun colours so when you throw up it's stylish
January 17, 2026 at 6:07 AM
It's important to order drinks that have fun colours so when you throw up it's stylish
#EldenRing random worldbuilding thought
What if, because almost everyone in The Lands Between wears either helmets or masks, their facial muscles for visually emoting are very weak compared to like irl humans
That's why everybody got rbf and why voices are so dynamic
What if, because almost everyone in The Lands Between wears either helmets or masks, their facial muscles for visually emoting are very weak compared to like irl humans
That's why everybody got rbf and why voices are so dynamic
January 16, 2026 at 3:59 AM
#EldenRing random worldbuilding thought
What if, because almost everyone in The Lands Between wears either helmets or masks, their facial muscles for visually emoting are very weak compared to like irl humans
That's why everybody got rbf and why voices are so dynamic
What if, because almost everyone in The Lands Between wears either helmets or masks, their facial muscles for visually emoting are very weak compared to like irl humans
That's why everybody got rbf and why voices are so dynamic
People get so shocked at the things chatgpt tells them as if we haven't had cleverbot happily telling people how to make meth since 2008 (and Jabberwacky in the 90s by same guy)
Humanity has been cooked from the beginning, we shoulda stayed in the soup
Humanity has been cooked from the beginning, we shoulda stayed in the soup
January 15, 2026 at 11:18 PM
People get so shocked at the things chatgpt tells them as if we haven't had cleverbot happily telling people how to make meth since 2008 (and Jabberwacky in the 90s by same guy)
Humanity has been cooked from the beginning, we shoulda stayed in the soup
Humanity has been cooked from the beginning, we shoulda stayed in the soup
Me: ... And they were a beloved creator until they couldn't just keep their opinions to themself
My brother: Oh so they jk rowling'd themself
That's her legacy now lmao she could've had wizards but now she's remembered by her inability to not be a bellend
My brother: Oh so they jk rowling'd themself
That's her legacy now lmao she could've had wizards but now she's remembered by her inability to not be a bellend
January 14, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Me: ... And they were a beloved creator until they couldn't just keep their opinions to themself
My brother: Oh so they jk rowling'd themself
That's her legacy now lmao she could've had wizards but now she's remembered by her inability to not be a bellend
My brother: Oh so they jk rowling'd themself
That's her legacy now lmao she could've had wizards but now she's remembered by her inability to not be a bellend
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That is one spider I would love to snuggle with🖤
January 13, 2026 at 6:04 PM
That is one spider I would love to snuggle with🖤
When you have AuDHD children you will overhear things like my brother and I trying to figure out why Theseus is booty butt in the paintings after killing the Minotaur but not before and the implications of him just stripping naked immediately after killing a guy in front of children
January 13, 2026 at 11:29 PM
When you have AuDHD children you will overhear things like my brother and I trying to figure out why Theseus is booty butt in the paintings after killing the Minotaur but not before and the implications of him just stripping naked immediately after killing a guy in front of children
I never got the "whisper you love your dog film their reaction" trend
You could whisper the navy seals copypasta for all your dog cares, they don't speak Common, the reason they're reacting like that is because they hear the love in your voice
Some probably even knew you were filming and hammed it
You could whisper the navy seals copypasta for all your dog cares, they don't speak Common, the reason they're reacting like that is because they hear the love in your voice
Some probably even knew you were filming and hammed it
January 13, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I never got the "whisper you love your dog film their reaction" trend
You could whisper the navy seals copypasta for all your dog cares, they don't speak Common, the reason they're reacting like that is because they hear the love in your voice
Some probably even knew you were filming and hammed it
You could whisper the navy seals copypasta for all your dog cares, they don't speak Common, the reason they're reacting like that is because they hear the love in your voice
Some probably even knew you were filming and hammed it