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A funnel is used to fill a pepper shaker
November 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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It's time for the annual "fill the Christmas pepper shakers with freshly ground pepper"
November 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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@roystoncartoons.bsky.social

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www.roystoncartoons.com/2020/03/blog...
A rat is jumping off a sinking ship. The rat tells the other rats still on the ship "I'm actually leaving to focus on other projects" Roystoncartoons.com http://www.roystoncartoons.com/2020/03/blog-post.html
November 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Senator Cassidy as Butthead saying "Titillate"
November 24, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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With alt text
Jordan Peterson with caption "What do you mean by politics?"
November 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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I was going to crash out about the fascist symbology on the upper door frame, but it turns out fasces are everywhere

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fasces
Closeup of Oval Office doorway showing fasces symbolism Fasces
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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A picture of Tigger with the caption "Tigger Warning"
November 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Well, this is news to me
A picture of Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House of Representatives, with his head in the sand
October 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Such big box
Such smol thing
A box within a box showing unreasonably large packaging for a small item
October 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Btw found you via 1440 newsletter
Screenshot of 1440 newsletter featuring link to pumpkin spice latte origin story
October 23, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Why no butterfly?
October 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Our ratio was 10-to-1
October 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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What was y'all's
Cheer to Jeer ratio today?
10-to-1 for us!
Cheer to jeer ratio 10 to 1 Upper image joyous shouts of car occupants Lower image showing middle finger
October 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Well, that's something, at least
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October 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Trump needs to get out more
Drax, from the scene in which he tells, "I'll do you one better, WHY is Gamora?" Caption I'll do you one better Visit Portland yourself!!!! In response to being told to watch TV and read a newspaper
October 6, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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Drax saying I'll do you one better Visit Portland yourself
October 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Drax, from the scene in which he tells, "I'll do you one better, WHY is Gamora?" Caption I'll do you one better Visit Portland yourself!!!! In response to being told to watch TV and read a newspaper
October 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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This isn't great
AND this is a single entrance to a single building
Portland is not a war zone
Google map of Portland OR showing location of ICE facility Highlighting how small of a location is is compared to the city
October 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Also, who says "gangbangers"?
Answer: no one
Google trends shows not enough data to show for the term gangbanger Google ngram book term search shows 0.0000001498% use of gangbanger at its peak
October 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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I don't know what everyone's resting faces are like...but there are some reactions here
Facepalm Head down Thousand yard stare Potpourri
September 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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A yellow flower on a background of a pond and trees at dawn
September 27, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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September 26, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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Not what I expected to see on the C-SPAN website
C-SPAN SEPTEMBER 23, 2025 Headline President Trump Tells Allies At U.N. "Your countries are going to hell."
September 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM