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AT LAST, IT IS COMPLETE.

...I should at least tuck in those ends hanging off the edges, shouldn't I? 😆
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3am reading the same two fictional characters getting together yet again:
December 15, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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Final Part of Astra's lil Adventure!
December 15, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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Hanukkah Sameach! 🕎✨
#happyhanukkah #myart #goodomens
December 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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It makes me laugh when I see my screenshot used as a reaction image in the wild
#GoodOmens #DavidTennant
October 4, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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読書の秋📙🐍

G00D0mens
October 21, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Like I've thought about different masc name options for myself and I even know what my mom planned to name me if I had been born a boy, but idk it would feel weird. I would have been named after my uncle and I've had a...strained relationship with him as of late.
Is it...weird that I don't mind the thought of keeping my given name when I start moving forward with transitioning? I already go by a shortened version that could be seen as gender neutral and I feel more connected to it than any other masc name I've considered.
December 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Idk who needs to hear this, but talking to blorbo on the plagerism machine is crossing the picket line.
talking to blorbo accounts for over 50% of AI use

openrouter.ai/state-of-ai
December 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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i love bildad and drunk aziraphale

#goodomens
December 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
An exchange I had with a coworker a couple weeks ago that still lives in my head rent-free

Coworker, seeing a screenshot of Peter Griffin on my phone: are you watching Family Guy clips?

Me: no im on the subreddit, which if anything is probably more embarrassing to be doing at work
December 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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(based on Blackwall's romance card from the Inquisition deck)
#GoodOmens #IneffableHusbands
December 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
It's been 15 years and I'm still pissed Atlus never made a Trauma Team sequel.

Hell, at this point I'd take a Switch port/remaster of fucking New Blood.
December 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Something soft today | #goodomens #ineffablehusbands
December 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Remember that line in the book about how Crowley can "do weird things with his tongue?"

Just bringing that up for no reason because I think about it a perfectly normal and healthy amount.
December 8, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Ice Ice Baby ☃️❄️💦
My Secret Santa gift for the 2025 Nice & Accurate Atelier Holiday Exchange <3
December 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
My local mall is laid out such that the movie theater is on the opposite end from the entrance where the bus stop is, so I had to trek through crowds of Christmas shoppers TWICE just because I decided to see fnaf 2 after work today.

Worth it though.
December 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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You've heard of elf on a shelf. Now get ready for...
🔭🐡🧪
December 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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cw: pregnancy

(for y'all who enjoy family content also 💛💛💛)
December 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Crowley needs to kiss all over his cute littol tumby 🥺
December 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Husband, weighted blanket, tomayto, tomahto

#ineffablehusbands #aziracrow #GoodOmensNSFW
December 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Can we talk about how adorable Aziraphale’s voice sounds??? I love the way he talks so much!🥴😩💓💓
#goodomens #aziraphale #fictionalcrush #comfortcharacter #swooning #teehee #socute #cutevoice
December 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Spotify wrapped told me my listening age was 23 lmao idk what that even means.

My top artist, album, and song this year were all Blind Channel again, to the surprise of no one.
December 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
So I might have to move soon. My trailer has been falling the fuck apart on me for years now and it's probably gonna be flat out unlivable soon.

Thanks for that, whatever electrician did the wiring for the place when it was built and was clearly coked out of their gourd. Appreciate the fire hazard.
December 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I've been thinking a lot lately about how much internalized racism I dealt with growing up because of how my mom's family (note: her family, not my mom herself) viewed Black people and how that shit wore off on me.

My entire childhood was an identity crisis and I didn't even realize it at the time.
December 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM