Dane Canyon
@cantwait2b.bsky.social
Too damn nerdy | Always trying to walk the line between mental health and healthy hoeing | Madonna worshipper | Horror | 🔞 | 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
It’s insane. Something in my brain is broken. Because if you posted this pic without my face and I didn’t know it was me, I would look at it and go “that’s fucking HOT! I want that body!” and be in awe.
BUT… I know it’s me. So ALL I see is how it’s not good enough.
What. The. Fuck. Is. That???
BUT… I know it’s me. So ALL I see is how it’s not good enough.
What. The. Fuck. Is. That???
November 28, 2025 at 9:27 AM
It’s insane. Something in my brain is broken. Because if you posted this pic without my face and I didn’t know it was me, I would look at it and go “that’s fucking HOT! I want that body!” and be in awe.
BUT… I know it’s me. So ALL I see is how it’s not good enough.
What. The. Fuck. Is. That???
BUT… I know it’s me. So ALL I see is how it’s not good enough.
What. The. Fuck. Is. That???
The older I get the more thongs I want to own
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The older I get the more thongs I want to own
The topic of steroids was dropped on me on IG and I posted about it there. And since it’s been a minute since I talked about my TRT here, thought I might as well drop it here too 🥰 here are the stories I posted over there 💜💚
November 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
The topic of steroids was dropped on me on IG and I posted about it there. And since it’s been a minute since I talked about my TRT here, thought I might as well drop it here too 🥰 here are the stories I posted over there 💜💚
Happy HumpDay ya filthy animals 💚💜
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Happy HumpDay ya filthy animals 💚💜
I don’t have a single mutual who has seen Wicked already that later posted it was good after having seen it, mixed reviews, and an underwhelming soundtrack* with two new underwhelming tracks?
Girl. I’m nervous. See it Sunday. It’s literally the only thing left in 2025 I had to look forward to 😓
Girl. I’m nervous. See it Sunday. It’s literally the only thing left in 2025 I had to look forward to 😓
November 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I don’t have a single mutual who has seen Wicked already that later posted it was good after having seen it, mixed reviews, and an underwhelming soundtrack* with two new underwhelming tracks?
Girl. I’m nervous. See it Sunday. It’s literally the only thing left in 2025 I had to look forward to 😓
Girl. I’m nervous. See it Sunday. It’s literally the only thing left in 2025 I had to look forward to 😓
Happy HumpDay sexy people 💚😈
November 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Happy HumpDay sexy people 💚😈
What to wear, what to wear? 🤔
November 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
What to wear, what to wear? 🤔
Chill Friday night at home
November 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Chill Friday night at home
Who’s coming with?
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Who’s coming with?
An oldie but a goodie
November 11, 2025 at 7:17 AM
An oldie but a goodie
“Oh fuck I need to blow a fucking load” 🥵
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
“Oh fuck I need to blow a fucking load” 🥵
Should get out of bed
November 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Should get out of bed
Me reading my DMs on IG 🥵
November 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Me reading my DMs on IG 🥵
My body doesn’t know what daylight savings is
November 2, 2025 at 1:23 PM
My body doesn’t know what daylight savings is
No no. I will 1000000% judge you if you put up a Spotify wrapped post this year. Fuck you. “Apple is just as bad!” Lol. Well… no. They’re not. But say what you need to say to justify the slight inconvenience it would cause you to change streaming providers. Imagine SPOTIFY exposing you as a fake lol
November 2, 2025 at 12:25 PM
No no. I will 1000000% judge you if you put up a Spotify wrapped post this year. Fuck you. “Apple is just as bad!” Lol. Well… no. They’re not. But say what you need to say to justify the slight inconvenience it would cause you to change streaming providers. Imagine SPOTIFY exposing you as a fake lol
Or?! Just breed me 😈
October 29, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Or?! Just breed me 😈
Breed me while I pick out a TV show?
October 29, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Breed me while I pick out a TV show?
And while you’re at it, could you stop giving a pass to his best buddies who constantly excuse his racist, transphobic, homophobic behavior and block you when you tell them about it? Like fucking @reeserideout.bsky.social please. There’s enough porn to JO to. Could we stop giving horrible ppl money?
October 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
And while you’re at it, could you stop giving a pass to his best buddies who constantly excuse his racist, transphobic, homophobic behavior and block you when you tell them about it? Like fucking @reeserideout.bsky.social please. There’s enough porn to JO to. Could we stop giving horrible ppl money?
Y’all gotta be fucking kidding me, right?
October 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Y’all gotta be fucking kidding me, right?
Imagine being so full of and into yourself and your bigotry that when your fan base calls you out on it your response it “FUCK YOU! YOU’RE JUST GOING TO GET AI POP STARS I GUESS!”
Lol girl… fuck you.
Losing a TERF from the playlists isn’t going to do anything but silence a fucking bigot.
Lol girl… fuck you.
Losing a TERF from the playlists isn’t going to do anything but silence a fucking bigot.
October 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Imagine being so full of and into yourself and your bigotry that when your fan base calls you out on it your response it “FUCK YOU! YOU’RE JUST GOING TO GET AI POP STARS I GUESS!”
Lol girl… fuck you.
Losing a TERF from the playlists isn’t going to do anything but silence a fucking bigot.
Lol girl… fuck you.
Losing a TERF from the playlists isn’t going to do anything but silence a fucking bigot.