“The crime discourse is annoying because some people neglect to include thoughtcrime in their statistical analyses”

Newsom sounds foolish here, but do not ignore the difference between his foolishness and, e.g., Ted Cruz’s

Despite what he says, Cruz’s three favorite words are he, him, and (especially) his. That dude loves nothing more than identifying as a man, feeling like a man, telling people he’s a man, etc

Maybe the funniest thing about Musk is, when he does say something true, it often (A) has some dramatic preface like “Nuclear truth missile inbound imminent” and (B) is an obviously true claim many thousands of people have already been making for years

Unless your name is Kamala Harris, there is no “Biden question” to “succeed at”

Only a goldfish could forget how Newsome, Whitmer, Pritzker, etc. avoided Biden like he was radioactive last year, for basically this very reason

The average American has three friends.

ADL says pamphleting is illegal and antisemitic when pamphlets contain a “bigoted” image some people may find intimidating, offers to run PR interference for students who instead salute Hitler on national television

Meanwhile, in Hell:

What’s the best vanity plate you’ve ever seen?

Bit blurry, but that’s a Wisconsin plate

I played this shit until it burnt out my graphics card. By the time I was 10 years old, I could tell you the whole plot of the Odyssey backwards and forwards. Just don’t ask me how many paws Odysseus has