Sounds like a fun time then <3

7/10
I have no fucking idea how cricket works so I'll probably just keep hitting you until I get bored :3

I wouldn't know lol.

I love terrorism

I'm just going to say if i was prince of los angeles i would go conspiracy brained so fucking fast

tfw at the same time that this suspiciously powerful neonate shows up a sarcophagus that causes everyone to believe it literally contains an antediluvian or possible even Caine, father of all vampires also shows up in town

tfw that same week-old vampire has somehow met and befriended CUTHBERT BECKETT THE NODDIST SCHOLAR of all people like WHY IS HE EVEN IN L.A.

my immediate reaction would be "okay so this guy is definitely an antediluvian who climbed out of that sarcophagus and used Dominate on their ""sire"" to convince them and everyone else that they were the one who turned them so they could more easily infiltrate our community"

tfw you learn the vampire in question has also already defeated an elder Tzimiske and his various fucked up meat servants entirely on their own