Phineas Graves
@cannedrabies.bsky.social
John Wayne Gacy pisses me off more than any other serial killer, I’m not sure why, maybe it’s his pathetic victim complex or the media’s distorted portrayal of him as this edgy psycho clown killer, realistically probably a combination of both
July 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
John Wayne Gacy pisses me off more than any other serial killer, I’m not sure why, maybe it’s his pathetic victim complex or the media’s distorted portrayal of him as this edgy psycho clown killer, realistically probably a combination of both
I’m actually a bit relieved when I go to a public toilet and see the lid up, because that means the last guy only took a piss, so it’s marginally cleaner than if he had taken a dump
July 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I’m actually a bit relieved when I go to a public toilet and see the lid up, because that means the last guy only took a piss, so it’s marginally cleaner than if he had taken a dump
I’m amazed that even during torrential downpour with a flash flood warning some ppl still insist on going twice the speed limit.
I watched the dude in front of me hydroplane all over the road
I watched the dude in front of me hydroplane all over the road
July 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I’m amazed that even during torrential downpour with a flash flood warning some ppl still insist on going twice the speed limit.
I watched the dude in front of me hydroplane all over the road
I watched the dude in front of me hydroplane all over the road
FINALLY restrung my eyeball bracelet that broke like half a year ago
July 2, 2025 at 7:26 PM
FINALLY restrung my eyeball bracelet that broke like half a year ago
What the fuck is pink panther even actually about
June 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
What the fuck is pink panther even actually about
Adam Savage and Tom Kenny are the personality psychologist’s equivalent to convergent evolution
May 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Adam Savage and Tom Kenny are the personality psychologist’s equivalent to convergent evolution
Oh yea I got my license btw
May 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Oh yea I got my license btw
They should invent bladder enlargement pills so I don’t have to do the bow-legged walk of shame every 10 minutes
May 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
They should invent bladder enlargement pills so I don’t have to do the bow-legged walk of shame every 10 minutes
ALSO I’m not done— I think craft would’ve been so much better if at least half of the “gossip” was just flat out lies, like wild speculation on what “hideous deformity” Bonnie’s hiding, or maybe if Nancy started the rumor of Sarah sleeping w/ Chris & then lied to her saying Chris started it
May 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
ALSO I’m not done— I think craft would’ve been so much better if at least half of the “gossip” was just flat out lies, like wild speculation on what “hideous deformity” Bonnie’s hiding, or maybe if Nancy started the rumor of Sarah sleeping w/ Chris & then lied to her saying Chris started it
God the first half of craft is so fucking good, I wish the latter half didn’t feel so cliche, it’s like a switch flips and everyone becomes a lazy flat parody of what *were* interesting characters
May 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
God the first half of craft is so fucking good, I wish the latter half didn’t feel so cliche, it’s like a switch flips and everyone becomes a lazy flat parody of what *were* interesting characters
Nose in the books
April 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Nose in the books
Idk why I’m even surprised when the textbook has shit like this in it
April 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Idk why I’m even surprised when the textbook has shit like this in it
Why my psych homework got paraplegic porn in it
April 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Why my psych homework got paraplegic porn in it
Letting your cats go outside unsupervised is the pet-owner equivalent of giving your toddler an iPad when you don’t feel like dealing with them
Except instead of watching weird YouTube videos they’re hunting songbirds & small mammals to extinction
Except instead of watching weird YouTube videos they’re hunting songbirds & small mammals to extinction
April 19, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Letting your cats go outside unsupervised is the pet-owner equivalent of giving your toddler an iPad when you don’t feel like dealing with them
Except instead of watching weird YouTube videos they’re hunting songbirds & small mammals to extinction
Except instead of watching weird YouTube videos they’re hunting songbirds & small mammals to extinction
The scraping of fork against coarse ceramic while mom was making sauce kept bothering me so I said “How to beat an autistic person in a fight: just bring a fork and a plate” and she laughed
April 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
The scraping of fork against coarse ceramic while mom was making sauce kept bothering me so I said “How to beat an autistic person in a fight: just bring a fork and a plate” and she laughed
Showed my mom drew gooden’s cooking video bc I kept quoting it while making dinner, she stayed on her phone for most of it but *did* laugh at the “food poisoning or anxiety” paradox and the mozzarella catastrophe
Her final review: “He’s funny, he’s no Jenna marbles, but he’s pretty good”
Her final review: “He’s funny, he’s no Jenna marbles, but he’s pretty good”
April 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Showed my mom drew gooden’s cooking video bc I kept quoting it while making dinner, she stayed on her phone for most of it but *did* laugh at the “food poisoning or anxiety” paradox and the mozzarella catastrophe
Her final review: “He’s funny, he’s no Jenna marbles, but he’s pretty good”
Her final review: “He’s funny, he’s no Jenna marbles, but he’s pretty good”
Friend in my psych class today got his Russians mixed up n said Chekhov’s dog, so I joked “If you show a dog in the first act it must be shot by the third”
April 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Friend in my psych class today got his Russians mixed up n said Chekhov’s dog, so I joked “If you show a dog in the first act it must be shot by the third”
Once a week I think abt that time a guy at the urinal next to me moaned “Ohhhh that’s heavenly…” while peeing
It’s the only time I’ve ever heard someone say “heavenly”
It’s the only time I’ve ever heard someone say “heavenly”
April 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Once a week I think abt that time a guy at the urinal next to me moaned “Ohhhh that’s heavenly…” while peeing
It’s the only time I’ve ever heard someone say “heavenly”
It’s the only time I’ve ever heard someone say “heavenly”
My first ever exposure to HATRED was a random ytp I watched in middle school so I’ve never really been able to take that game seriously
March 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
My first ever exposure to HATRED was a random ytp I watched in middle school so I’ve never really been able to take that game seriously
In an effort to kick my nasty habit of opening comment sections on literally every video/post I’m just gonna start leaving my comments here with no context
March 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
In an effort to kick my nasty habit of opening comment sections on literally every video/post I’m just gonna start leaving my comments here with no context
Big milestone tomorrow, my first root canal
January 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Big milestone tomorrow, my first root canal
Bringing him back from the dead thru the power of love & lead!!!
January 4, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Bringing him back from the dead thru the power of love & lead!!!
That drawing is old btw I finally picked it up again today, here’s what I got done in a few hours
January 2, 2025 at 12:30 AM
That drawing is old btw I finally picked it up again today, here’s what I got done in a few hours
Starting off with a WIP of my dearly departed Dewey, my best friend of 16 years from ages 6 to 21
Everyone thinks their dog is cutest, but I’ve genuinely never met another dog as handsome as doodles, that boy had pretty privilege & he knew it too
Miss you bubby, I’ll get that paw tattoo soon <3
Everyone thinks their dog is cutest, but I’ve genuinely never met another dog as handsome as doodles, that boy had pretty privilege & he knew it too
Miss you bubby, I’ll get that paw tattoo soon <3
January 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Starting off with a WIP of my dearly departed Dewey, my best friend of 16 years from ages 6 to 21
Everyone thinks their dog is cutest, but I’ve genuinely never met another dog as handsome as doodles, that boy had pretty privilege & he knew it too
Miss you bubby, I’ll get that paw tattoo soon <3
Everyone thinks their dog is cutest, but I’ve genuinely never met another dog as handsome as doodles, that boy had pretty privilege & he knew it too
Miss you bubby, I’ll get that paw tattoo soon <3
I’ve always wanted an account solely dedicated to dumping all my random thoughts & ideas, I tried Twitter for years but it just wouldn’t click.
I just remembered Bluesky exists, so maybe this time I’ll stick with it. Only one way to find out
I just remembered Bluesky exists, so maybe this time I’ll stick with it. Only one way to find out
January 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I’ve always wanted an account solely dedicated to dumping all my random thoughts & ideas, I tried Twitter for years but it just wouldn’t click.
I just remembered Bluesky exists, so maybe this time I’ll stick with it. Only one way to find out
I just remembered Bluesky exists, so maybe this time I’ll stick with it. Only one way to find out