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Tess
@cannabiscourt.bsky.social
Xennial-ish Canadian (YEG) streamer, and generally silly person. My 3 specialities are Games, ganja, music, and Art, my 4 specialties are....
My pronouns are she/her, and my titular address or honorific is Skipper.

I play alot of battletech/MW though
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I'm not famous enough to be a no schedule streamer, but it's fun and raw. So I do it anyway lol. #Robots are consistent, ADHD is the #hallmark of #humanity in the 21st century.
So the mid season call of duty update is fallout themed....

So is it CODout or Fall of duty?
January 8, 2026 at 10:00 PM
So, I'm doing the math for my latest Minecraft survival build.

The BASE will need 1.2 million blocks. Nearly 300 double chests of rocks....

In a survival world...
January 8, 2026 at 7:50 PM
TIL Netflix has BOTH CROCODILE DUNDEE MOVIES

So I know what we're gonna be watching on stream this week!
January 5, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Ok ok, after reading the news I feel like this is in order.

If you're not using your multi monitors to watch Django unchained while playing call of duty some of the world might slip through.
January 3, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Wait, did the Americans invade and take over a whole other country this morning?
January 3, 2026 at 8:58 PM
After extensive testing, the 2026 edition of wunderbar tastes just like the 2025 edition. Thanks Cadbury. 10/10 will keep eating
January 3, 2026 at 6:21 PM
If you're looking for a team for ISC this year, mechwarrior players! (There's a softball comp too I guess) Ping me! You don't have to be a member of my unit, and I won't force tags. Join up and let your skill shine alongside!
December 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
It's come to my attention that some people (that I even featured in the latest unit steam) in the mechwarrior arm of my clan were acting in bad faith. Deleting other people's invites.

I'd still rather kick bad people then kill open invites. So things will continue. Choose kindness
December 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Ok, opinions

I've completed 83% of a battle pass. Should I just, pick it up at that point?
December 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
"new year new me"

No, new year old me, better volume control. I'm gonna be streaming alot more. Bringing you content that, somewhat, enriches your life.

Starting with my twitch panels. Don't know what to eat? Using my powers as a retired chef, I got recipes! All 140 char or less!
December 27, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Ok, swing by and check the video, (cause views = dopamine lol) also because I ONESHOTTED the latest No Man's Sky Redux expedition! 5.5 hr to finish Corvette, minus the optional objective lol.

Check out this video "One Shotting the Corvette Redux! Time 5.5hr" www.twitch.tv/cannabiscour...
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Twitch is the world
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December 18, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Watching yet another "big creator turns out to be a pdf file" video and like, I think this is how I'm going to become the biggest creator in the world. Just, not fucking kids seems the recipe for success. How is it so simple, and how do so many fail?
December 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
You know, I'm struggling with my stress level lately. Bad humans are everywhere and it feels like there's nothing I can do. Translating to latent anger.

But there IS something I can do. Dark magics. Rituals steeped in acrid, calcified rage. Ancient tomes spell the way.

I have Prestiged in COD:BO7
December 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Good morning! I don't want to spam everyone, but this is really important. I'm at $170/$3000 towards it.
I want to try to raise $3000 by no later than the end of January. That'll let me see the first specialist, as well as covering my rent and bills for next month, and leaving a bit of a reserve for new medicines. Truly, anything helps, especially shares.

GFM: gofund.me/3345f334
PP: paypal.me/colbosch
Pay Colonel Bosch's Mech Hanger
Tap to finalize your purchase. No PayPal account? No worries.
paypal.me
December 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Ok ok k, I cannot paint a clearer picture of the divide between American and Canadian politics than the fact notorious right winger, Dave Chappelle, getting heckled out of Canada's conservative heartland...

BY CANADIAN CONSERVATIVE RIGHT WINGERS!!!!! Like, the hardest we got LMFAO
December 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Booting a brand new PC is like giving birth.

"Mother, what is my name? Who are we?"

"My child, you shall be named for the greatest battle of history, the most culturally significant event ever to occur. You will be the soul of vengeance and fire, your voice amplified by the throes of billions"
December 8, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Wait, wait, waaaaaaait.

I've been running parallel PCs, each with a 42in monitor. One significantly lower powered. Because old PC didn't have multi monitor support...

But new PC does, and I have a PAIR OF FORTY FRIKKIN TWO INCH SCREENS.
a man in a white shirt and tie is standing in a room .
ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie is standing in a room .
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December 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
My middle finger just got alot larger
December 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
@nomansbsky.bsky.social Mission impossible. Again, you can see me hammering every button, I moved the sun bro. Just stop adding photo missions if photo missions are broken. Please, the world is on fire and I just wanna relax in a place that's not, broken. Or broken in places I can safely ignore
December 4, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Like, I want the world to be a good place, with potential, I want to see people caring.

But it's not, is it? Like, it just, doesn't have that in it. We don't "progress" we just, fight the same circular battles over and over again. Hey look, it's fascism again, which is just fancy colonialism.
December 4, 2025 at 4:14 AM
If you have a feature, that's totally broken, like breaks people's games completely for years now. Why, in, the, world, would you make it an integral part of the time sensitive mission without fixing it? @nomansbsky.bsky.social photo mode, TOTALLY broken on cloud gaming. Still. 5, years.
December 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Hell yeah!
December 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
In, the absolute weirdest twist. My primary PC is at the doctor, GPU fan replacement. So, I have to use my backup, small form office PC.

Which means no mechwarrior, no Warframe, rocket League, min settings.

But BO7? We can run that max settings via the cloud. I got that hardline fiber hookup lol
December 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
No, no it's ME. It has to be ME.

Xbox is suggesting rocket League, and I'm like, ya know, that does sound fun. Haven't played in a year at least.

Immediately the entire rocket league rocket pass crashes and everyone loses between 50-500k XP.

It's me. Damn
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Speaking as a purely zombie based CoD player. I lost interest in the campaign long ago and I have better PvP in other places. It's basically a serialized zombie shooter for me.

Black ops 7 has fucking nailed it. Dop, A, MINE
November 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM