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Mr. Goodbytes
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Coffee and espresso dude. Was once a conservative Christian, but I got better.
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4 panel meme of Tom from the cartoon Tom & Jerry but with Tom labeledas the Dallas Cowboys. First panel has Tom/Cowboys reading page. 2nd panel shows Arizona Cardinals statistically 1 and 5 with Kyler Murray out. This makes Tom/Dallas happy in 3rd panel, and then Tom takes a massive custard pie to the face hammed home by Arizona in the 4th panel.
November 4, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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Wtf?
Image of Bears-Bengals score during 3rd quarter and compared to time of possession. Bears 24, Bengals 20. Bears had the ball for 26:08, and the Bengals had it for 10:36.
November 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Meme of someone pondering as they stare into the distance. Do crackheads ever say, "I'm too broke to tweak tonight?" No, they get up and make it happen.
October 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Meme from Simpsons S6:E5 "Sideshow Bob Roberts." Top panel is Smithers concealed by the shadows and labeled as "centrists." The bottom panel shows the car headlights uncovering his identity as "conservatives."
October 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Always with that excuse, but the reality of "bLuE nO MaTtEr WhO" is that the Democratic Party continues to steer to the right.
Dump truck full of laughing emojis
October 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Using the meme template for when WH Chief of Staff Andy Card told George W Bush that a second plane has hit, it says, "A second Fauci has entered the lab."
September 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Truly, it is a mystery. /s
Image comparing Donald Trump's signature on the creepy "poem" or letter to Jeffrey Epstein to his 1995 signature in a letter to Lillian Jane Volk. The signatures match.
September 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Get the resistance together, Chi-Town!
Poster sighted in Chicago area saying, "The government is abducting your neighbors. Are you going to let them?" and featuring a graphic of a community member wearing a balaclava and carrying a pry bar.
September 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Comparison of image of Donald Trump standing on roof of White House and a Futurama scene where Hermes Conrad threatens to jump to his death. Bender yells, "Do a flip!"
August 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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I think you already mentioned the alternative. Additionally:
Sketch of anarchist rabbit with a burning match in its mouth stating, "We can't just vote the fascism away, the time has come to disobey. (Be brave)."
August 3, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Lol. Harris supported the genocide when she was VP, and it was so important to her that she refused to take a stand during her campaign.
Tweet from @HBendas referencing the incessant whining from liberals who blame anti-genocide Americans for Kamala Harris losing the 2024 election: "Shrodinger's voter - important enough to swing the election but not important enough to make any concessions to"
July 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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And then we have regime collaborators like Amy Klobuchar who fight to keep the machinery of fascism alive.
7/15/2025 Twitter post from US Senator Amy Klobuchar: NEWS: the Bureau of Prisons just decided to reverse course and keep their facility in Duluth open. I urged BOP leadership to take this step to protect these good paying jobs that are vital to the local economy.
July 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Enter Keir Starmer to prove you right:
Keir Starmer tweet from June 22, 2025: Iran's nuclear programme is a grave threat to international security. Iran can never be allowed to develop a nuclear weapon and the US has taken action to alleviate that threat. The situation in the Middle East remains volatile and stability in the region is a priority. We call on Iran to return to the negotiating table and reach a diplomatic solution to end this crisis.
June 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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They don't need vibes. They have the backing of everyone who has wanted to bomb Iran for decades.
Keir Starmer tweet from June 22, 2025: Iran's nuclear programme is a grave threat to international security. Iran can never be allowed to develop a nuclear weapon and the US has taken action to alleviate that threat. The situation in the Middle East remains volatile and stability in the region is a priority. We call on Iran to return to the negotiating table and reach a diplomatic solution to end this crisis.
June 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Playing possum meme. Dems when it's time for action: playing dead. Dems when it's time to ask for money: attack mode.
June 13, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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All part of the plan
"Totalitarianism in power invariably replaces all first-rate talents, regardless of their sympathies, with those crackpots and fools whose lack of intelligence and creativity is still the best guarantee of their loyalty." - Hannah Arendt, The Origins of Totalitarianism, 1951
June 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Is this too much for your fee fees?
Crybaby adult male claiming his Tesla was defaced is holding up the evidence which is a detachable paper sign that says, "Musk is a Nazi."
May 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Don't make me tap the sign. Fascists never have to worry about being ideologically consistent; only about maintaining status within the in-group.
May 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Now you're just making it up as you go along.
May 18, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Say what you will about President Obama, but his class and eloquence really made: The deportation of 2.5 million undocumented immigrants, the bombing of 7 Muslim countries, the whitewashing of torture under Bush, the continuation of the drug war, the rampant prosecution of government whistleblowers, and his expansion of government surveillance go down smooth.
May 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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What you said in meme format:
Meme from Simpsons S4:E8 "Marge Gets a Job" Smithers has a gun to the back of Tom Jones, who was abducted to help Mr. Burns woo Marge Simpson. Original scene says, "That's it. Big smile. Everybody's happy." Meme has the Democratic Party as Smithers, the American people as Tom Jones, and the Republicans as the gun. It says, "That's it. Blue no matter who."
May 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Tapping the sign for the umpteenth time
Don't make me tap the sign (Simpsons meme format): Fascists never need to worry about being ideologically consistent; only about maintaining status within the in-group
May 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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I don't know what's worse: that someone might have written this about Torres or the likelihood that loudly advocating for genocide could be considered depolarizing in this country.
Yglesias and others will be joined by Rep. Ritchie Torres, a depolarizing Democrat who embodies the values of combative centrism.
May 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Nah, Democrats have been helping the country along towards a fascist takeover by the Republicans for years.
May 4, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Lucy from Peanuts meme saying, "Christ, what an asshole."
April 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM