Canberra Artemis
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Goddess of the hunt
*chefs kiss* to this headline featuring one of the all-time classic Simpsons quotes.
a cartoon character says we 've tried nothing and were all out of ideas
Alt: Simpson (beatnik Flanders) character says “we’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas!”
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 5:18 AM
*chefs kiss* to this headline featuring one of the all-time classic Simpsons quotes.
Thankless for your service.
December 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Thankless for your service.
Keen to use your 2A guns?
Why not form a well regulated militia against a tyrannical king?
Why not form a well regulated militia against a tyrannical king?
December 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Keen to use your 2A guns?
Why not form a well regulated militia against a tyrannical king?
Why not form a well regulated militia against a tyrannical king?
They spelled it wrong.
It’s a Piece prize, as in POS.
It’s a Piece prize, as in POS.
December 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
They spelled it wrong.
It’s a Piece prize, as in POS.
It’s a Piece prize, as in POS.
Everyone gets a prize. Just like in kindergarten.
A toddler has the nuke codes.
A toddler has the nuke codes.
December 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Everyone gets a prize. Just like in kindergarten.
A toddler has the nuke codes.
A toddler has the nuke codes.
So dealing with Centrelink is basically a full time job.
Well done capitalism, you suck.
Well done capitalism, you suck.
December 6, 2025 at 10:34 AM
So dealing with Centrelink is basically a full time job.
Well done capitalism, you suck.
Well done capitalism, you suck.
Yes, thankyou professor 🙄 well done 👍
December 5, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Yes, thankyou professor 🙄 well done 👍
If it’s not illegal, it doesn’t pass the pub test (whatever that means these days).
December 1, 2025 at 10:56 AM
If it’s not illegal, it doesn’t pass the pub test (whatever that means these days).
Not all govt spending = services.
Lots of treasury is wasted on fossil subsidies, the NACC Commish and the Anti-Palestine envoy.
Lots of treasury is wasted on fossil subsidies, the NACC Commish and the Anti-Palestine envoy.
November 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Not all govt spending = services.
Lots of treasury is wasted on fossil subsidies, the NACC Commish and the Anti-Palestine envoy.
Lots of treasury is wasted on fossil subsidies, the NACC Commish and the Anti-Palestine envoy.
That’s some A-grade trans Tasman niche politicking right there!
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
That’s some A-grade trans Tasman niche politicking right there!
To really fit the PHON mould he needs to ragequit the party in 6 months after a falling-out.
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
To really fit the PHON mould he needs to ragequit the party in 6 months after a falling-out.
More than once he was ‘acting’ PM 🤦♀️
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
More than once he was ‘acting’ PM 🤦♀️