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Canadian911Guy
@canadian911guy.bsky.social
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@ WAR w/ USA 🇺🇸

🏳️‍🌈@sskroughrider Fan‼️
*SOMETIMES NSFW*
♥Outdoors 🏕 🧗
RETIRED ALS🚑&🚓/🚒Dispatcher, Fire/Medic Chief

I'm a mystery to be solved, are you brave enough?

*chronically overwhelmed* (ADHD)

If I follow U & U immediately DM, y'all's ass is getting🚫
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Currently safe from the wildfire...
May 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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A couple of pictures from my drive today...
March 31, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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I have an announcement 📢
February 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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#AtWarWithUSA 🇺🇸
#NotThe51stState 🚫
#IAmCanadian 🍁 🇨🇦
#SorryNotSorry
#CanadaIsStrongandFree
#TrueNorthStrongAndFree
#ProudToBeCanadian
#KrasnovSUCKS
#PremierTrump
#PresidentMusk
#VPTrump
#Krasnov
I may or may not have responded with the following email and 13 meme attachments: Dear Unknown HR Person, I was rather taken aback when I received your email requesting me to list five things I accomplished last week. The shock of your request comes from the fact that I don't think I work for you or your government; however, I will comply with your request. Top 5 Activities Last Week: 5.) Ate regular meals 4.) Scooped Cat Litter 3.) Did dishes 2.) Watched porn on work computer 1.) Jacked off I trust you will find this information valuable. #AtWarWithUSA 🇺🇸 #NotThe51stState 🚫 #IAmCanadian 🍁 🇨🇦 #SorryNotSorry #CanadaIsStrongandFree #TrueNorthStrongAndFree #ProudToBeCanadian #KrasnovSUCKS #PremierTrump #PresidentMusk #VPTrump #Krasnov Regards, -Me
February 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Thank you all for reading this...

💙
I so very rarely ever do something like this, but I'm in a real bind, and I'd really hate to lose this opportunity... So, I have a huge favour to ask... Like really big... So, I'm in northern Alberta trying to find work, and I have essentially found a job, but not until the end of March. I can't be without income that long (I think I can last to the end if this month. I'm still living out of my truck, and because it's so cold up here, I'm burning so much fuel... I'm ready to cry tbh) But, if I got my Advanced 1st aid again, I could start earlier, as they are desperate for medics at this time... But, I can't afford the course fee ($1350). So, I'm grasping at straws, hoping my friends can help me out. I would of course pay it back once I started working... A really big ask, I know, but I'm out of options...
February 11, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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Read this in a Newfoundland accent...
CANADA 🍁🇨🇦 DECLARES WAR ON USA 🇺🇸 President Trump was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang. "Hello, President Trump” a heavily accented voice said. "This is Archie, up ‘ere at the Harp Seal Pub in Badger's Cove, Newfoundland, Canada, eh? I am callin' to tells ya dat we are officially declaring war on ya!" "Well Archie," Trump said, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?" "Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation "der is myself, me cousin Harold , me next-door-neighbour Mick, and the whole dart team from the pub. That makes eight!" Trump paused. "I must tell you Archie that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command." "Wow”, said Archie. "I'll hafta call ya back!" Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. "Mr. Trump, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment! We have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry's farm tractor." President Trump sighed. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one and a half million men since we last spoke." "Lord above” said Archie, "I'll be getting back to ya." Sure enough, Archie rang again the next day… "President Trump, the war is still on! We have managed to git ourselves airborne! We up an' modified Harrigan's ultra-light wit a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the Legion have joined us as well!" Trump was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must tell you Archie that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!" "Jumpins, Lord tunderin! Two million, ye say!!" said Archie, "l'll hafta call youse back." Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. "President Trump! I am sorry to have to tell you dat we have had to call off dis 'ere war." "I'm sorry to hear that," said Trump. "Why the sudden change of heart?" “Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over a bunch of pints, and come to realize dat dere's no way in hells we can feed two million prisoners." God Bless Newfoundland!! CANADIAN CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN.
February 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Check out my message to Roy...
February 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Be careful on HOW you cross this administration...
January 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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I'm having a great convo with @s8n1.bsky.social over on Twitter! (I'll never call it X)
January 6, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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I asked Grok what is considered "negative" on Twitter (I'll never call it X) now, and this was Grok's response:
January 6, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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I asked Grok this question:

Why is Elon such an ass?

Here is Grok's response:
January 6, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Fact ‼️
December 25, 2024 at 8:44 PM
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Merry Christmas to all of my followers. Thank you for a great year of conversations and laughs!

May you and yours have a wonderful Christmas and a Happy New Year!
December 25, 2024 at 7:21 PM
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I can't wait for this app to allow longer posts ...

Below is screenshots of my reply to @jagmeetsingh.ca ...
December 22, 2024 at 12:27 AM
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A story from a typical night, in a typical town, involving typical people...
Last evening at a fuel station in Langley, BC, there were a number of vehicles fueling, and a homeless man sitting by the ice machine with a sign stating he had no blanket or sleeping bag ... I saw someone drop a few coins in his cup ... then ... One of the guys refueling went inside and on his way out gave the man a sandwich he bought for him ... then ... Another refuler brought a blanket from his truck and gave it to the man ... then ... I had a small pillow in my truck that I wasn't using, and gave that to the man ... I also bought him a large hot chocolate and gave it to him ... then ... An epiphany ... Canada is NOT broken ... we are alive and well, and some of us still have compassion and resources they don't mind sharing with those in need ... It was truly heart-warming to watch this homeless man go from having nothing, to having something in a matter of minutes, just because people still care ...
December 16, 2024 at 10:49 AM
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Who gets it??
1/2 of a lime 🍋 placed inside 1/2 of a coconut 🥥
December 15, 2024 at 2:21 AM
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May have visited a barber today...
December 11, 2024 at 10:54 PM
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I'm concerned ...

My comments are too long for BlueSky... so the first screenshot is my comments about the following three screenshots ...

BlueSky needs to add more characters...
I'm concerned... These groups, while relatively small, are quite vocal... and they seem to have some reach with their messages of hate and bigotry... and I'm also certain that there are many more of them... question is, can we defeat them? How? How do we counter their arguments when they won't acknowledge any facts, and/or they twist facts to fit their ideology? How do we counter their supporters who are far less intelligent than the ones feeding them the mis-/dis-information? We have to figure out how! This is our democracy and the very soul of our country we're talking about here! HOW!? @ProjectPearson Screenshot of Twitter account @Bp4_Canada Screenshot of Twitter account @OurDutyCanada Screenshot of Twitter account @parents_canada
December 9, 2024 at 11:20 PM
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Oh please let this be true!!
December 2, 2024 at 11:52 AM
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So, some people are questioning whether I'm actually living out of my truck, not sure why anyone would make that up, but here's a pic of my setup, added the fluffy white blanket now cuz it's getting cold out!

Don't worry, still warm & dry, & for that I am thankful. I know this is only temporary...
December 2, 2024 at 9:08 AM
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Here are my PUP & POOCH‼️

(Yes, those are their real names)

These are clearly dogs, just look at their names!
A man is laying in bed with a gray cat laying on top of his arm. The cat looks half asleep. A Calico cat laying inside a paper grocery bag on the floor. The bag is laying on its side on the carpeted floor.
November 27, 2024 at 11:43 AM
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15.8L/100km Combined

That's mostly city driving and some highway...

Nothing else to see here...
November 23, 2024 at 12:10 AM
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Post you from a different era...
November 20, 2024 at 12:33 PM
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Blockity block block...
November 18, 2024 at 11:22 AM
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Seems to have worked...
November 18, 2024 at 12:11 AM