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I like Albert Camus and eggs over easy.
I'm the only person in the world who has been given the finger by Jimmy Piersall at DC Stadium and Rickey Henderson at Memorial Stadium.
凡人
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I'm the only person in the world who has been given the finger by Jimmy Piersall at DC Stadium and Rickey Henderson at Memorial Stadium.
凡人
BakeMyFish.com
Pinned
That time Prince Charles gave Trump the finger.
Biden was too old to govern?
November 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Biden was too old to govern?
If he would just die.
November 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
If he would just die.
Happy Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Happy Thanksgiving.
So, the Ukrainian peace plan was written by Russia and translated into English using Google Translate and then submitted.
How stupid is this administration, and what does Putin have on Trump? It's so obvious Putin "holds the cards."
How stupid is this administration, and what does Putin have on Trump? It's so obvious Putin "holds the cards."
November 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
So, the Ukrainian peace plan was written by Russia and translated into English using Google Translate and then submitted.
How stupid is this administration, and what does Putin have on Trump? It's so obvious Putin "holds the cards."
How stupid is this administration, and what does Putin have on Trump? It's so obvious Putin "holds the cards."
Donald Trump: I have just signed an Executive Order that the day after Thanksgiving will no longer be called Black Friday. Why do they need their own day? It will now be called Trump Friday.
November 22, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Donald Trump: I have just signed an Executive Order that the day after Thanksgiving will no longer be called Black Friday. Why do they need their own day? It will now be called Trump Friday.
When you masturbate do you ever think you're really not your type?
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
When you masturbate do you ever think you're really not your type?
I know it's two photos that were merged by someone, but doesn't it look as if he's tickling him?
November 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I know it's two photos that were merged by someone, but doesn't it look as if he's tickling him?
I always feel like Trump is driving a Pinto in bumper to bumper traffic at 60 miles an hour.
An explosion is imminent.
An explosion is imminent.
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I always feel like Trump is driving a Pinto in bumper to bumper traffic at 60 miles an hour.
An explosion is imminent.
An explosion is imminent.
This is my 96 year old mother at her church fall festival today, enjoying a snack and the festivities in St. Pauls, NC.
She uses the walker to carry things around, although she does use a cane to walk.
At home, she uses it to carry things from the kitchen to her TV chair.
She uses the walker to carry things around, although she does use a cane to walk.
At home, she uses it to carry things from the kitchen to her TV chair.
October 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
This is my 96 year old mother at her church fall festival today, enjoying a snack and the festivities in St. Pauls, NC.
She uses the walker to carry things around, although she does use a cane to walk.
At home, she uses it to carry things from the kitchen to her TV chair.
She uses the walker to carry things around, although she does use a cane to walk.
At home, she uses it to carry things from the kitchen to her TV chair.
Regardless of which way this government shutdown goes, Chuck Schumer needs to retire. He's pathetic and silly when he tries to act tough.
Someone please primary him and get him out.
Everyone over 70 should be removed because stodgy old white folks are ruining everything.
Someone please primary him and get him out.
Everyone over 70 should be removed because stodgy old white folks are ruining everything.
October 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Regardless of which way this government shutdown goes, Chuck Schumer needs to retire. He's pathetic and silly when he tries to act tough.
Someone please primary him and get him out.
Everyone over 70 should be removed because stodgy old white folks are ruining everything.
Someone please primary him and get him out.
Everyone over 70 should be removed because stodgy old white folks are ruining everything.
Excuse me, Rabbi.
Can your people atone it down some?
Thank you.
Can your people atone it down some?
Thank you.
September 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Excuse me, Rabbi.
Can your people atone it down some?
Thank you.
Can your people atone it down some?
Thank you.
During a free speech in Florida, Ron DeSantis mocked Donald Trump’s penis.
September 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
During a free speech in Florida, Ron DeSantis mocked Donald Trump’s penis.
A castrated rooster is called "a-doodle-doo."
September 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
A castrated rooster is called "a-doodle-doo."
Happy birthday, Stephen Miller
August 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Happy birthday, Stephen Miller
I spent a few years in my 20s picking up women at bars and taking them home, but I had to quit when I stopped driving a cab.
August 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I spent a few years in my 20s picking up women at bars and taking them home, but I had to quit when I stopped driving a cab.
Back in my day, we didn't say, "Back in my day."
August 18, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Back in my day, we didn't say, "Back in my day."
You've made it @nicollewallace.bsky.social! Yay!
Tom Cruise is probably next on his list.
I love your show.
Tom Cruise is probably next on his list.
I love your show.
August 18, 2025 at 12:19 PM
You've made it @nicollewallace.bsky.social! Yay!
Tom Cruise is probably next on his list.
I love your show.
Tom Cruise is probably next on his list.
I love your show.
Newt Gingrich is living proof that a Cabbage Patch doll can grow up to be a real boy.
August 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Newt Gingrich is living proof that a Cabbage Patch doll can grow up to be a real boy.
Meanwhile, in Scotland.
August 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Meanwhile, in Scotland.
Mike Johnson shut down the House because he had to rush home to fondle his son's balls to be sure he hadn't masturbated.
July 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Mike Johnson shut down the House because he had to rush home to fondle his son's balls to be sure he hadn't masturbated.
This is my great-nephew, Chase Caballero, who just pitched a no-hitter today in his 10-and-under league. His older brother, Caden, is also a stud player in high school and American Legion baseball. I couldn't be prouder because baseball was my thing as a kid through high school.
July 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
This is my great-nephew, Chase Caballero, who just pitched a no-hitter today in his 10-and-under league. His older brother, Caden, is also a stud player in high school and American Legion baseball. I couldn't be prouder because baseball was my thing as a kid through high school.
On July 7, 1984, we took the plunge. 41 years later, and we're still swimming.
July 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
On July 7, 1984, we took the plunge. 41 years later, and we're still swimming.
I don't understand. Doesn't the government have a list of foreign students at Harvard based on their visas? Why are they using that as an excuse to attack Harvard for not providing a list they already have?
May 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I don't understand. Doesn't the government have a list of foreign students at Harvard based on their visas? Why are they using that as an excuse to attack Harvard for not providing a list they already have?
I am seriously craving some tacos.
May 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I am seriously craving some tacos.