Pinned
I'm surrounded by beautiful trans women who forcefeed me their skeets like a prize goose and this bluesky is my disgusting liver. eat up.
disappointed cow disease
January 18, 2026 at 4:10 AM
disappointed cow disease
serving sickly victorian child on the daily
January 17, 2026 at 10:21 PM
serving sickly victorian child on the daily
give me energy or give me death or whatever that one guy said
January 17, 2026 at 10:19 PM
give me energy or give me death or whatever that one guy said
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KEEP HONKING, I’M LISTENING TO a lengthy voicemail from my mom about drivers who back into the parking spots at Costco, don’t these idiots know they’ll want to load their trunks later
January 17, 2026 at 9:32 PM
KEEP HONKING, I’M LISTENING TO a lengthy voicemail from my mom about drivers who back into the parking spots at Costco, don’t these idiots know they’ll want to load their trunks later
powerhouse of the sell (made commission)
January 17, 2026 at 6:33 PM
powerhouse of the sell (made commission)
no such thing as too much tuna
January 17, 2026 at 6:31 PM
no such thing as too much tuna
lying down at the function to assert dominance
January 17, 2026 at 5:47 AM
lying down at the function to assert dominance
one drink pony
January 17, 2026 at 5:46 AM
one drink pony
smoking this cigarette like a joint
January 16, 2026 at 6:53 PM
smoking this cigarette like a joint
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smoking this joint like a cigarette
January 16, 2026 at 3:52 AM
smoking this joint like a cigarette
🎉🙅🏻👎🏻
*ke$ha voice* party don't stop til I walk in. (I'm the cops)
January 16, 2026 at 6:48 PM
🎉🙅🏻👎🏻
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dominos when subyouyeses walks in
January 16, 2026 at 4:49 AM
dominos when subyouyeses walks in
i feel that maple syrup and gravy are spiritual cousins
January 15, 2026 at 8:43 PM
i feel that maple syrup and gravy are spiritual cousins
the bees under my skin want you to know that the fall of fash is imminent
January 15, 2026 at 7:27 PM
the bees under my skin want you to know that the fall of fash is imminent
luteal if u even care
January 15, 2026 at 7:25 PM
luteal if u even care
oh where oh where is my joie de vivre, oh where oh where can it be
January 15, 2026 at 7:25 PM
oh where oh where is my joie de vivre, oh where oh where can it be
nobody look at my screen time it's defamation actually
January 15, 2026 at 6:07 PM
nobody look at my screen time it's defamation actually
chat anyone know where i can find some the light behind my eyes? sold out everywhere i look
January 15, 2026 at 6:02 PM
chat anyone know where i can find some the light behind my eyes? sold out everywhere i look
finger by the cranberries
January 15, 2026 at 6:40 AM
finger by the cranberries
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i hate that my actions have consequences. we gotta figure out a way around that shit
January 15, 2026 at 1:52 AM
i hate that my actions have consequences. we gotta figure out a way around that shit
is there a mythter buster?
January 15, 2026 at 5:11 AM
is there a mythter buster?
dry january but it's my lips
January 15, 2026 at 5:04 AM
dry january but it's my lips
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the dumbass idiot in me sees the dumbass idiot in you
January 14, 2026 at 10:55 PM
the dumbass idiot in me sees the dumbass idiot in you