Hysterical Barbie✨
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“You make the life you want it’s up to you.” ✨✨✨
Just casually apartment hunting for my boyfriend and I nbd :)
August 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Just casually apartment hunting for my boyfriend and I nbd :)
How does my boyfriend do a transatlantic flight every 2 weeks 😭 jet lag is insane
August 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
How does my boyfriend do a transatlantic flight every 2 weeks 😭 jet lag is insane
*Sarah McLaughlin plays*
No one talks about the moment when you have to slowly watch your roster realize, day by day, you have a boyfriend now 😂
No one talks about the moment when you have to slowly watch your roster realize, day by day, you have a boyfriend now 😂
August 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
*Sarah McLaughlin plays*
No one talks about the moment when you have to slowly watch your roster realize, day by day, you have a boyfriend now 😂
No one talks about the moment when you have to slowly watch your roster realize, day by day, you have a boyfriend now 😂
726 cigarettes, 87 bottles of wine, and at least 1000 coffees in 2 weeks. My health can’t AFFORD to stay in Europe full time. 😂
August 4, 2025 at 12:42 PM
726 cigarettes, 87 bottles of wine, and at least 1000 coffees in 2 weeks. My health can’t AFFORD to stay in Europe full time. 😂
Everyone deserves to experience this kind of love 🥹 Where you can let your guard down and be yourself and have every piece of you worshipped and appreciated and cared for.
July 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Everyone deserves to experience this kind of love 🥹 Where you can let your guard down and be yourself and have every piece of you worshipped and appreciated and cared for.
Gratitude gratitude gratitude 🩷🩷🩷✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
July 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Gratitude gratitude gratitude 🩷🩷🩷✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
It’s day 1 of my 3 week European summer and I am being spoiled and treated like a fucking queen and I know I deserve this, but it’s unreal. I’m so happy and so in love. 😭😭😭
July 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
It’s day 1 of my 3 week European summer and I am being spoiled and treated like a fucking queen and I know I deserve this, but it’s unreal. I’m so happy and so in love. 😭😭😭
I can’t believe I manifested my dream life down to the tee what the fuck
July 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I can’t believe I manifested my dream life down to the tee what the fuck
AH
Caitríona Balfe, Frank Dillane, George MacKay, Herbert Nordrum, Bodhi Rae Breathnach and Fiona Shaw have joined Daisy Edgar-Jones in Georgia Oakley’s ‘SENSE AND SENSIBILITY.’
July 21, 2025 at 3:34 PM
AH
Mani/pedi tmr, errands, mat pilates, THEN FREE WOLF ALICE CONCERT AT THE TROUBADOUR EEEEEK… then the next day I leave to be with my man <3333333 LIFE IS GRAND
July 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Mani/pedi tmr, errands, mat pilates, THEN FREE WOLF ALICE CONCERT AT THE TROUBADOUR EEEEEK… then the next day I leave to be with my man <3333333 LIFE IS GRAND
This ✨specific✨ mercury retrograde sure is about to be….something
July 15, 2025 at 3:17 PM
This ✨specific✨ mercury retrograde sure is about to be….something
Have I maxed out all my cards and drained my bank account for this Europe trip? Maybe. But I’ll slay 🤪
July 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Have I maxed out all my cards and drained my bank account for this Europe trip? Maybe. But I’ll slay 🤪
Love that gen z discovered capri pants. Love that yall. Not for me. 🫶🏻
July 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Love that gen z discovered capri pants. Love that yall. Not for me. 🫶🏻
I can’t stress enough how helpful it is as someone with horrible adhd, to just MAKE A LIST of all the cleaning tasks you need to do. Then you can just do it all out of order anyway as long as they’re checked off one by one :) hahaha
July 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I can’t stress enough how helpful it is as someone with horrible adhd, to just MAKE A LIST of all the cleaning tasks you need to do. Then you can just do it all out of order anyway as long as they’re checked off one by one :) hahaha
Woke up and just remembered the man of my dreams is taking me on my dream trip to Paris GOOD MORNING
July 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Woke up and just remembered the man of my dreams is taking me on my dream trip to Paris GOOD MORNING
The Swede:
I’m flying 16 hours to spend 4 days with you, free up Tuesday so it can be our day.
Also the Swede: Works all day Tuesday 😭
It’s fine. This is fine.
I’m flying 16 hours to spend 4 days with you, free up Tuesday so it can be our day.
Also the Swede: Works all day Tuesday 😭
It’s fine. This is fine.
July 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The Swede:
I’m flying 16 hours to spend 4 days with you, free up Tuesday so it can be our day.
Also the Swede: Works all day Tuesday 😭
It’s fine. This is fine.
I’m flying 16 hours to spend 4 days with you, free up Tuesday so it can be our day.
Also the Swede: Works all day Tuesday 😭
It’s fine. This is fine.
That was a weird one. Consensus is we all thought it was construction or a truck hit our building lol
Can’t tell if Earthquake or if construction guys remodelling unit upstairs Did Soemthing
June 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
That was a weird one. Consensus is we all thought it was construction or a truck hit our building lol
Apparently I’m going to Sweden in August too ?? 😂😂
June 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Apparently I’m going to Sweden in August too ?? 😂😂
Back in Italy in 42 daysssss
June 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Back in Italy in 42 daysssss
No one makes me want to fight a bitch like the comment section of a local news article. Why. Do. I. Even. Open. It. 🙃
June 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
No one makes me want to fight a bitch like the comment section of a local news article. Why. Do. I. Even. Open. It. 🙃
I think I’m kind of over LA….. 🫣
June 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I think I’m kind of over LA….. 🫣
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Here are some texts I got from an immigration lawyer friend of mine. Shared with permission. Some of the bleakest shit I’ve ever heard.
June 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Here are some texts I got from an immigration lawyer friend of mine. Shared with permission. Some of the bleakest shit I’ve ever heard.
Discovering my boyfriend is a snob… but he works in fashion and is cool, so is it really that shocking? Where is the line? 😂
June 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Discovering my boyfriend is a snob… but he works in fashion and is cool, so is it really that shocking? Where is the line? 😂