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reminding myself i have free will
February 4, 2026 at 9:55 PM
reminding myself i have free will
i bet theres a polycule out there that love canned fish and they call themselves tinned sardines when they all go to bed at night
February 3, 2026 at 7:14 AM
i bet theres a polycule out there that love canned fish and they call themselves tinned sardines when they all go to bed at night
"wow the caffeine is really strong in this tea i already have a headache" i say as i sip decaffeinated
February 2, 2026 at 10:41 PM
"wow the caffeine is really strong in this tea i already have a headache" i say as i sip decaffeinated
oh thank god they jsut came out w a neopets companion app. now i dont have to beg ppl to do my dailies when im away
January 29, 2026 at 5:52 PM
oh thank god they jsut came out w a neopets companion app. now i dont have to beg ppl to do my dailies when im away
i love breathing in random white floating particulars in middle of the city. so great for my health
January 28, 2026 at 9:27 PM
i love breathing in random white floating particulars in middle of the city. so great for my health
thought anchovies could be eaten like sardines and proceeded to take one of the worst bites of my life
January 28, 2026 at 3:53 PM
thought anchovies could be eaten like sardines and proceeded to take one of the worst bites of my life
i think i need to start using shoe inserts, rip to my flat foot era
January 23, 2026 at 8:31 PM
i think i need to start using shoe inserts, rip to my flat foot era
jury summons ruining my ability to lock in, the courts do not give a shit about my legal education LMAO
January 23, 2026 at 4:11 PM
jury summons ruining my ability to lock in, the courts do not give a shit about my legal education LMAO
pls dont make me do a tour today pls dont make me do a tour today pls dont make me do a tour today plsplspslpslpslpsplspls
January 22, 2026 at 7:44 PM
pls dont make me do a tour today pls dont make me do a tour today pls dont make me do a tour today plsplspslpslpslpsplspls
dimsum in SF is plentiful and abundant but it will never beat the shu mai i had in chicago
January 22, 2026 at 6:19 PM
dimsum in SF is plentiful and abundant but it will never beat the shu mai i had in chicago
sometimes i struggle with unreliable narrators. like oh yeah, the dude is hallucinating but only when its Super Obvious (martyr). or wow, the kissing came out of nowhere even tho i picked up a BL novel with a romance-oblivious main character (mdzs)
January 22, 2026 at 5:34 PM
sometimes i struggle with unreliable narrators. like oh yeah, the dude is hallucinating but only when its Super Obvious (martyr). or wow, the kissing came out of nowhere even tho i picked up a BL novel with a romance-oblivious main character (mdzs)
fishwife's trout and mackerel tins slap so fucking hard. ive never been Put On to freshwater tinned fish like this before
January 22, 2026 at 5:28 PM
fishwife's trout and mackerel tins slap so fucking hard. ive never been Put On to freshwater tinned fish like this before
u know what will fix all my problems? if i had one of those grade school chair desks to crack my back against
January 21, 2026 at 3:03 PM
u know what will fix all my problems? if i had one of those grade school chair desks to crack my back against
apparently my meds make you pee more so now i have a reason why i am a frequent bathroom user 😌
January 17, 2026 at 4:27 PM
apparently my meds make you pee more so now i have a reason why i am a frequent bathroom user 😌
earlier i bit into a giant chunk of store sashimi, no rice no soy sauce. it was such a joyful and buttery experience, idk why i havent tried it before
January 17, 2026 at 2:09 AM
earlier i bit into a giant chunk of store sashimi, no rice no soy sauce. it was such a joyful and buttery experience, idk why i havent tried it before
THE INDE TOXIC YURI LESBIAN SHORT FILM FINISHED PRODUCTION YAHAHAHA
January 15, 2026 at 8:11 AM
THE INDE TOXIC YURI LESBIAN SHORT FILM FINISHED PRODUCTION YAHAHAHA
"the adhd/autism bullet barely grazed my brain" sir i dont how to tell you this but i think the bullet was dead on. in fact, i think there were multiple bullets. a machine gun if you will
January 8, 2026 at 10:21 PM
"the adhd/autism bullet barely grazed my brain" sir i dont how to tell you this but i think the bullet was dead on. in fact, i think there were multiple bullets. a machine gun if you will
i really admire housing's ability to ghost all my fruitfly emails like wow theyre so talented and profound
January 8, 2026 at 6:28 AM
i really admire housing's ability to ghost all my fruitfly emails like wow theyre so talented and profound
love opening my phone to various messages of a scammer posing as me on ig LMAO
January 8, 2026 at 2:54 AM
love opening my phone to various messages of a scammer posing as me on ig LMAO
taking everything in me to not comment "girl u need to invest in a ruler" every time my mutual posts an aesthetic pic of whatever quote they underlined
January 6, 2026 at 12:28 AM
taking everything in me to not comment "girl u need to invest in a ruler" every time my mutual posts an aesthetic pic of whatever quote they underlined
life is good to me but also sometimes it likes to spam me with as many inconveniences as it can possibly can within a short timeframe :)
January 5, 2026 at 10:56 PM
life is good to me but also sometimes it likes to spam me with as many inconveniences as it can possibly can within a short timeframe :)
making graded homework due before the school-sanctioned start of the semester? wild. whole ass professional memo due moments before the start of the FIRST class? instadrop.
January 5, 2026 at 10:54 PM
making graded homework due before the school-sanctioned start of the semester? wild. whole ass professional memo due moments before the start of the FIRST class? instadrop.
broke into a full body sweat trying to zip everything into my carry-on and to no avail
January 3, 2026 at 7:46 AM
broke into a full body sweat trying to zip everything into my carry-on and to no avail