Callum / Easily Distracted
@calwal.bsky.social
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Just dicking around, seeing what's what.
Instagram - @quincygiraffe
Just dicking around, seeing what's what.
Instagram - @quincygiraffe
Having a right good clear out & tidy up! 😁
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February 10, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Having a right good clear out & tidy up! 😁
Went to Lidl for a pizza...
Walked out with a pizza, a rug, & a Squishmallow 🫠
Walked out with a pizza, a rug, & a Squishmallow 🫠
February 7, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Went to Lidl for a pizza...
Walked out with a pizza, a rug, & a Squishmallow 🫠
Walked out with a pizza, a rug, & a Squishmallow 🫠
I make memes now.
February 6, 2026 at 12:36 AM
I make memes now.
God, I just love her so much.
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February 3, 2026 at 11:14 PM
God, I just love her so much.
Happy 40th anniversary to the incredible Pixar Animation Studios 🥳
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February 3, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Happy 40th anniversary to the incredible Pixar Animation Studios 🥳
Dad got me a rolling pin
He always gets me the best presents 🥳
He always gets me the best presents 🥳
February 3, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Dad got me a rolling pin
He always gets me the best presents 🥳
He always gets me the best presents 🥳
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If the pigeons just decided to go ham one day we’d be so cooked
February 1, 2026 at 6:23 PM
If the pigeons just decided to go ham one day we’d be so cooked
QTP with a movie you watch at least once a year 🎥
February 2, 2026 at 4:47 PM
QTP with a movie you watch at least once a year 🎥
Why I decided to do this at 1am whilst listening to the Toy Story 3 soundtrack is beyond me.
Feels good to declutter who I follow 😌
February 2, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Why I decided to do this at 1am whilst listening to the Toy Story 3 soundtrack is beyond me.
Feels good to declutter who I follow 😌
February 2, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Feels good to declutter who I follow 😌
Share the last movie you watched! 🍿
February 2, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Share the last movie you watched! 🍿
I still see you in my dreams, that's where I like to be so we can be together.
February 2, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I still see you in my dreams, that's where I like to be so we can be together.
The Cars soundtrack is iconic, no?
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February 1, 2026 at 11:43 PM
The Cars soundtrack is iconic, no?
This is who runs this account.
February 1, 2026 at 11:42 PM
This is who runs this account.
Watched Cocaine Bear today & IT WAS A FUCKING HOOT.
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February 1, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Watched Cocaine Bear today & IT WAS A FUCKING HOOT.
I wonder how many babies are conceived on Valentine's Day? 🤔
January 29, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I wonder how many babies are conceived on Valentine's Day? 🤔
Answers in the box please 🎁
Should I go out & buy ice cream? 🍨
January 24, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Answers in the box please 🎁
Should I go out & buy ice cream? 🍨
January 24, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Should I go out & buy ice cream? 🍨
"Bowls would be a good sport for you, look at how fat they are"
Thanks dad 🫠
Thanks dad 🫠
January 24, 2026 at 4:11 PM
"Bowls would be a good sport for you, look at how fat they are"
Thanks dad 🫠
Thanks dad 🫠
Gonna have a nice bath this afternoon 🛁
January 22, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Gonna have a nice bath this afternoon 🛁
I got 4 pointless answers yesterday
Talk about brainiac 🧠
Talk about brainiac 🧠
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January 22, 2026 at 12:35 AM
I got 4 pointless answers yesterday
Talk about brainiac 🧠
Talk about brainiac 🧠
I would like a husband
Please & thank you 🫠
Please & thank you 🫠
January 21, 2026 at 11:51 PM
I would like a husband
Please & thank you 🫠
Please & thank you 🫠
Can someone explain why mine & my ex's song has become my new favourite?
Is it psychological? Am I just weird?
It's a fucking good song though 🫠
Is it psychological? Am I just weird?
It's a fucking good song though 🫠
January 20, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Can someone explain why mine & my ex's song has become my new favourite?
Is it psychological? Am I just weird?
It's a fucking good song though 🫠
Is it psychological? Am I just weird?
It's a fucking good song though 🫠
Whyyyyyyyyy?
January 19, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Whyyyyyyyyy?