Calvin and Hobbes
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Posting all the greatest from the famous Calvin & Hobbes comics by Bill Watterson. Not affiliated with Calvin & Hobbes Contact: [email protected]
November 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 AM
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Ever started a speech and regretted it halfway through?
#CalvinandHobbes
#CalvinandHobbes
November 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Ever started a speech and regretted it halfway through?
#CalvinandHobbes
#CalvinandHobbes
How are we still stuck dealing with winter instead of cool sci fi upgrades?
#CalvinandHobbes #FutureLetdown
#CalvinandHobbes #FutureLetdown
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
How are we still stuck dealing with winter instead of cool sci fi upgrades?
#CalvinandHobbes #FutureLetdown
#CalvinandHobbes #FutureLetdown
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Some kids build cute snowmen. Calvin builds a full horror attraction in the yard. #CalvinandHobbes #SnowmanCarnage
November 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Some kids build cute snowmen. Calvin builds a full horror attraction in the yard. #CalvinandHobbes #SnowmanCarnage
Giving your dad a confidence boost and then immediately knocking his hat off is peak childhood energy. #CalvinandHobbes #SnowballSniper
November 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Giving your dad a confidence boost and then immediately knocking his hat off is peak childhood energy. #CalvinandHobbes #SnowballSniper
Every sledding hill feels like a thousand-foot drop when you’re a kid. Ready to risk it anyway? #CalvinandHobbes #SledLife
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Every sledding hill feels like a thousand-foot drop when you’re a kid. Ready to risk it anyway? #CalvinandHobbes #SledLife
That one childhood story you’ve heard 400 times but apparently must read again or face rebellion. #CalvinandHobbes #BedtimeBattle
November 21, 2025 at 6:00 AM
That one childhood story you’ve heard 400 times but apparently must read again or face rebellion. #CalvinandHobbes #BedtimeBattle
Kids can’t just take a normal bath… it always turns into a full-blown underwater expedition. #CalvinandHobbes #AquaticChaos
November 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Kids can’t just take a normal bath… it always turns into a full-blown underwater expedition. #CalvinandHobbes #AquaticChaos
Sometimes parenting is just choosing between losing $15 and losing your dignity. #CalvinandHobbes #DadLife
November 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Sometimes parenting is just choosing between losing $15 and losing your dignity. #CalvinandHobbes #DadLife
Every family has a drama queen. Calvin just writes it down like it’s breaking news. #CalvinandHobbes #KidReporter
November 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Every family has a drama queen. Calvin just writes it down like it’s breaking news. #CalvinandHobbes #KidReporter
The cat’s trying to sleep and Calvin’s out here doing slam poetry over him. #CalvinandHobbes #SleepyTiger
November 20, 2025 at 6:00 AM
The cat’s trying to sleep and Calvin’s out here doing slam poetry over him. #CalvinandHobbes #SleepyTiger
When real life is boring, just give yourself a flamethrower and call it an autobiography. #CalvinandHobbes #ImaginationOverload
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
When real life is boring, just give yourself a flamethrower and call it an autobiography. #CalvinandHobbes #ImaginationOverload
Trying to be good for a whole week feels impossible when your best friend is actively sabotaging you. #CalvinandHobbes #HolidayChaos
November 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Trying to be good for a whole week feels impossible when your best friend is actively sabotaging you. #CalvinandHobbes #HolidayChaos
Calvin calling himself an angel while asking Santa for a heat-seeking missile is peak confidence. Honestly the self-awareness makes it funnier.
#CalvinandHobbes #KidLogic
#CalvinandHobbes #KidLogic
November 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Calvin calling himself an angel while asking Santa for a heat-seeking missile is peak confidence. Honestly the self-awareness makes it funnier.
#CalvinandHobbes #KidLogic
#CalvinandHobbes #KidLogic
Calvin trying to behave before Christmas is the funniest battle he fights. Temptation really jumps out at the worst times.
#CalvinandHobbes #TryingToBeGood
#CalvinandHobbes #TryingToBeGood
November 19, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Calvin trying to behave before Christmas is the funniest battle he fights. Temptation really jumps out at the worst times.
#CalvinandHobbes #TryingToBeGood
#CalvinandHobbes #TryingToBeGood
Keeping secrets with a friend is fun until they threaten to rat you out. Loyalty lasts right up to the moment comic books are involved.
#CalvinandHobbes #FriendshipTrouble
#CalvinandHobbes #FriendshipTrouble
November 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Keeping secrets with a friend is fun until they threaten to rat you out. Loyalty lasts right up to the moment comic books are involved.
#CalvinandHobbes #FriendshipTrouble
#CalvinandHobbes #FriendshipTrouble
Saying sorry is easy until someone asks for actual compensation. Suddenly that apology comes with a lot of fine print.
#CalvinandHobbes
#CalvinandHobbes
November 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Saying sorry is easy until someone asks for actual compensation. Suddenly that apology comes with a lot of fine print.
#CalvinandHobbes
#CalvinandHobbes
Calvin swears he’s innocent but the universe always seems to disagree. Why is staying good so much harder when you’re trying your best?
#CalvinandHobbes #HolidayStruggles
#CalvinandHobbes #HolidayStruggles
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Calvin swears he’s innocent but the universe always seems to disagree. Why is staying good so much harder when you’re trying your best?
#CalvinandHobbes #HolidayStruggles
#CalvinandHobbes #HolidayStruggles
Trying to be on Santa’s nice list is a full-time job. One wrong move and the whole plan falls apart.
#CalvinandHobbes #ChristmasChaos
#CalvinandHobbes #ChristmasChaos
November 18, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Trying to be on Santa’s nice list is a full-time job. One wrong move and the whole plan falls apart.
#CalvinandHobbes #ChristmasChaos
#CalvinandHobbes #ChristmasChaos
The first snowfall always feels magical until you realize it’s barely a dusting. Still fun to hype it up like it’s the next Ice Age though.
#CalvinandHobbes #WinterEnergy
#CalvinandHobbes #WinterEnergy
November 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The first snowfall always feels magical until you realize it’s barely a dusting. Still fun to hype it up like it’s the next Ice Age though.
#CalvinandHobbes #WinterEnergy
#CalvinandHobbes #WinterEnergy
Getting ready to go outside really is the hardest part. Sometimes the couch wins before the adventure even starts.
#CalvinandHobbes #LazyDayVibes
#CalvinandHobbes #LazyDayVibes
November 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Getting ready to go outside really is the hardest part. Sometimes the couch wins before the adventure even starts.
#CalvinandHobbes #LazyDayVibes
#CalvinandHobbes #LazyDayVibes