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Marcel (Calmer) Mejia
@calmer.bsky.social
Stream Technical Director • Twitch & Discord Admin/Mod for various places • Custom Desktop PC Consultant & Builder • twitch.tv/calmer_
Enjoyer of lore, video games, Anime, TTRPGs, dogs, and cats.
Business inquiries: [email protected]
"Hey ma, they included the new position in the credits!" #GDQueer
November 3, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Y'know... Winning three Depth 4 runs with randos in a row, but having the last one be with missing map info, and then end with both of my teammates 3 barred while I pluck away at Everdark Adel in a tornado while my poison kills it...

Yeah I think I've had enough excitement tonight. #Nightreign
September 28, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Oh yeah, forgot to share since I fell asleep right after, but we had the Arch-Tempered Uth Duna speedrun shaved down to 8.5 minutes last night with a couple of randos.

Looking forward to seeing folks shave the time down over the next few days. #MonsterHunterWilds
July 29, 2025 at 1:19 PM
That's a wrap for #SGDQ2025! Massive thanks to the fine folks at @gamesdonequick.com and @doctorswithoutborders.org, and all who donated! More details on my IG post with our Mod Team in the credits.

www.instagram.com/calmer_gm/p/...
July 13, 2025 at 8:05 AM
This is a record, and it's not shaming anyone, because w/o each other we'd have never pulled it off.

That said... **31 rescues.** I've never had to use Revenant's Ultimate so much in my entire [checks notes] 2.5 days of playing her.

No Starlight Shards, just me and electric fists. #Nightreign
🌙🌧️
June 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
There's a lot going on right now, but to any mutuals for whom games are a safe place once you're at home...

Know that I am *totally* down to hand-hold people through (Elden Ring) Nightreign. It exercises a part of the brain that I wish more games did, and wish people weren't afraid of using.

🌙🌧️
June 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
After the worst half of a year in recent memory,

[and yes, I'm including the quarantine years]

I must say, feels blessed to be in a spot in time where I'm actively swapping between no less than 4 different games, enjoying time with friends & strangers alike.
June 3, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I thought I was done, but I decided to give it one more solid go.

Broke into the 3 minute range, and I well and truly don't think I'll be able to top that without carting 5000 times. So many RNG things have to go exactly right, and for every good run there's 25+ failed runs. GG! #MonsterHunterWilds
May 18, 2025 at 4:33 AM
So, I am faster with my HBG, but to be fair my Ice (Sleep) HBG has "perfect" rolls; my Water Bow is one roll off from "perfect."

Either way, Piping-Hot + Caprice (Hi) Meal builds are wild... IF you have the luck + skill to line it all up. And damn do you need a lot of luck... #MonsterHunterWilds
May 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Broke my solo Bow record for AT Rey Dau twice this morning; assuming Capcom still cares enough to purge all of the cheated times by the end, I think this one has a chance of staying within the Top 10k.

Just in case though, I might try HBG later to see if it's faster. #MonsterHunterWilds
May 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Improving Arch-Tempered Rey Dau times with randoms again, while working on fashion to keep my mind occupied; fast hunts are neat.
#MonsterHunterWilds
May 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
You can always casually improve though.
May 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Shout-out to the literal 1st 4 man team I joined in a random lobby to try the Arch-Tempered Rey Dau challenge.

Saw that they were actually prepping for the attempt (read as: waiting) and had an open spot, so I joined, and that was that. A Rank achieved.

皆さん ありがとう! #MonsterHunterWilds
May 7, 2025 at 11:47 AM
When times are tough, sometimes a single scene can lift you back up, even if it feels like it's only by a few centimeters. #Anime #Brotherhood #FMA
May 2, 2025 at 6:32 AM
An update: Same fraudulent speedruns are still up, even after coming back today to best my own time with a 2'28"50.

I don't even Main this weapon, yet I've put in enough effort to get under half of the time needed for A rank... What say you, @capcomusa.com @monsterhunter.capcomusa.com?
April 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
So @monsterhunter.capcomusa.com, you're telling me a Solo 2'46'25 isn't on the Leaderboards/worth anything special because

*checks notes*

... obviously cheated times are *still* taking up several thousands of spots? Yeah, sorry, but this Leaderboard system isn't going to work.
April 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
These were probably the best shots I could get of tonight's Blood Moon Lunar Eclipse with a phone camera, held up with cold/numb hands while tilting my head back.

I vibe with the non-saturated one taken at totality.
March 14, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Officially finished all 6 Chapters in #MonsterHunterWilds today, remembering that I never upgraded a piece of the armor I've been using since Low Rank.

Not sure if that says more about me, or more about the game itself, but either way I guess the grind starts now.
March 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Anyway, yeah. If you don't have recent hardware, #MonsterHunterWilds IS somewhat playable. Just make sure you turn F̵a̵k̵e̵ 🚫 G̵h̵o̵s̵t̵i̵n̵g̵ 🚫 Frame Generation ✔️ OFF, and then begin tweaking settings to your needs.

Personally I find "Performance" mode acceptable, but even "Balanced" can yield this @ ~30 FPS.
February 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM
But wait! Act now, lower the resolution to 720p, set everything to Lowest settings, and you can get...

[checks notes again]

🔥 56 FPS! 🔥 For those authentic retro visuals!

#MonsterHunterWilds
February 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
On one hand, I've just begun to play #Hades, so getting here this early? I'm mildly impressed. Dying to him the first time I've seen him? Understandable.

On the other hand, 🔥damn it.🔥

Survived Phase 1 by sight-reading it, but by Phase 2 I didn't have enough space to keep sight-reading!
February 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Had rainy day Ramen with 3 of the boys at our favorite spot tonight (I've been going there for over 20 years).

Listening to work and dating highlights, and how a daughter fell asleep in her dad's arms watching rain outside the window... I felt sanity. Warmth. Peace.

I'd so nearly forgotten.
February 14, 2025 at 7:41 AM
After so many soft resets that I lost accurate tally (it was over 9000, not a meme), Shiny Suicune finally showed up today during the AGDQ 2025 run of Astro Bot.

Who'd have guessed that the stationary one of the trio would end up taking the longest? #Pokémon
January 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
After 4596 soft resets, #Shiny #Raikou has finally showed up, meaning both it & Shiny #Entei are running around in my copy of Crystal.

Considering Entei showed up in so few resets that I didn't bother counting them (less than 2 hours, tops), I'm happy to let them roam around uncaught for a while.
December 11, 2024 at 12:45 PM
On the off chance that there are any hibernating #Pokémon nerds out there who've not yet preserved their old saves, and/or moved their old 'mon into Bank:

This morning while I had my tea, I powered on the ol' 3DS and checked my Gen 1 saves with Transporter & Bank. - Everything still works.
December 3, 2024 at 12:09 AM