At this point, just give Jahmyr Gibbs the football and have Penei Sewell blocking for him with a 10 yard headstart and the Lions can finish the season well

Kelvin Sheppard is who we thought Aaron Glen was gonna be

I want to make the joke but also clarify, I'm glad they're able to sustain themselves and I hope their herds are able to sustain them further.

"Beset on all sides by dipshits, sovereign nation finally able to achieve steps towards independence, traditional lifestyles"