Phoenix 🐦🔥
@callofthephoenix.bsky.social
Fuck you Elon
23 - She/Her - Scorpio - AuDHD and GAD - Mediocre author and occasional artist with chronic yapping disorder and a totally healthy Pokemon fixation
My Tumblr: callofthephoenix.tumblr.com
23 - She/Her - Scorpio - AuDHD and GAD - Mediocre author and occasional artist with chronic yapping disorder and a totally healthy Pokemon fixation
My Tumblr: callofthephoenix.tumblr.com
(WIP) Doodle doodle 🐟
January 15, 2026 at 1:34 AM
(WIP) Doodle doodle 🐟
Hanging out with me is fun until I begin to ask "The Questions™"
But we don't need to worry about that today lol anyway what exactly is "divinity" if not a fantastical reflection of what we as humans limited by our inherent condition wish we could become am I righttt lolll
But we don't need to worry about that today lol anyway what exactly is "divinity" if not a fantastical reflection of what we as humans limited by our inherent condition wish we could become am I righttt lolll
January 14, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Hanging out with me is fun until I begin to ask "The Questions™"
But we don't need to worry about that today lol anyway what exactly is "divinity" if not a fantastical reflection of what we as humans limited by our inherent condition wish we could become am I righttt lolll
But we don't need to worry about that today lol anyway what exactly is "divinity" if not a fantastical reflection of what we as humans limited by our inherent condition wish we could become am I righttt lolll
Tonight at 10: Phoenix attempts to make homemade egg fried rice and sorely underestimates how much rice exactly is going to fit in the frying pan without overflowing because her broke ass doesn't own a proper wok (She may or may not have almost started a small fire)
January 13, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Tonight at 10: Phoenix attempts to make homemade egg fried rice and sorely underestimates how much rice exactly is going to fit in the frying pan without overflowing because her broke ass doesn't own a proper wok (She may or may not have almost started a small fire)
Jeep's slogan being "there's only one" is the fattest fucking lie ever like how is there only one Jeep when I see like 5 of them on the road every day huh
January 11, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Jeep's slogan being "there's only one" is the fattest fucking lie ever like how is there only one Jeep when I see like 5 of them on the road every day huh
Mmm fruit snacks
January 11, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Mmm fruit snacks
January 11, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
It is currently real shitposting hours
#wbrb #wellberightback @telebluecable.com
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FGZ...
#wbrb #wellberightback @telebluecable.com
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FGZ...
We'll Be Right Back/TeleBlue as Vines
YouTube video by Phoenix
www.youtube.com
January 8, 2026 at 1:47 AM
It is currently real shitposting hours
#wbrb #wellberightback @telebluecable.com
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FGZ...
#wbrb #wellberightback @telebluecable.com
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FGZ...
Send help I didn't draw anything for 24 hours and as a result have forgotten how to art
January 7, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Send help I didn't draw anything for 24 hours and as a result have forgotten how to art
Potentially hot take but I'm thinking that if every human being on the planet were allowed to have a comfort blanket or plushie regardless of how old they are and they can take that item everywhere with them, the world would be a much happier place
January 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Potentially hot take but I'm thinking that if every human being on the planet were allowed to have a comfort blanket or plushie regardless of how old they are and they can take that item everywhere with them, the world would be a much happier place
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I should write more poetry, that was fun
January 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I should write more poetry, that was fun
Polaris streaking across the gradient
Riding upon a silver lion-drawn chariot
Shield held aloft to deflect the apocalyptic skyfall
Carving constellations into the perfect blue
Guiding lost souls back home by midnight
Weaving the clouds to spell out a promise
"Tomorrow, at the end of the rainbow"
Riding upon a silver lion-drawn chariot
Shield held aloft to deflect the apocalyptic skyfall
Carving constellations into the perfect blue
Guiding lost souls back home by midnight
Weaving the clouds to spell out a promise
"Tomorrow, at the end of the rainbow"
January 6, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Polaris streaking across the gradient
Riding upon a silver lion-drawn chariot
Shield held aloft to deflect the apocalyptic skyfall
Carving constellations into the perfect blue
Guiding lost souls back home by midnight
Weaving the clouds to spell out a promise
"Tomorrow, at the end of the rainbow"
Riding upon a silver lion-drawn chariot
Shield held aloft to deflect the apocalyptic skyfall
Carving constellations into the perfect blue
Guiding lost souls back home by midnight
Weaving the clouds to spell out a promise
"Tomorrow, at the end of the rainbow"
Reposted by Phoenix 🐦🔥
Acknowledging facts is not the same as respecting them. Acknowledging the law is not the same as abiding by it. Promises are empty until actions give them substance.
They know what they're doing. They just don't care because they don't believe that the consequences of their actions apply to them.
They know what they're doing. They just don't care because they don't believe that the consequences of their actions apply to them.
January 3, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Acknowledging facts is not the same as respecting them. Acknowledging the law is not the same as abiding by it. Promises are empty until actions give them substance.
They know what they're doing. They just don't care because they don't believe that the consequences of their actions apply to them.
They know what they're doing. They just don't care because they don't believe that the consequences of their actions apply to them.
Anyway worldbuilding is so much fun! Now how the fuck do I advance the plot
January 3, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Anyway worldbuilding is so much fun! Now how the fuck do I advance the plot
"Divinity, without a name"
An exercise concept doodle
An exercise concept doodle
January 3, 2026 at 12:41 AM
"Divinity, without a name"
An exercise concept doodle
An exercise concept doodle
Trying to make friends with literally anyone as an autistic person is basically a survival horror visual novel where if you pick just one wrong dialogue option with the wrong character you die instantly
January 2, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Trying to make friends with literally anyone as an autistic person is basically a survival horror visual novel where if you pick just one wrong dialogue option with the wrong character you die instantly
Anyway I'm going to run for government office solely so I can pass a bill outlawing the appearance of those false skip/close buttons that so many mobile ads seem to have now. Vote for me if you're tired of being taken hostage to the app store
January 1, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Anyway I'm going to run for government office solely so I can pass a bill outlawing the appearance of those false skip/close buttons that so many mobile ads seem to have now. Vote for me if you're tired of being taken hostage to the app store
Getting out of the car after a long road trip and twisting around like a fucking rotini to make sure all my vertebrae are where I left them when I got in (they are somehow not and I crack my spine hard enough that there is a 50% chance of it glowing in the dark later that evening)
January 1, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Getting out of the car after a long road trip and twisting around like a fucking rotini to make sure all my vertebrae are where I left them when I got in (they are somehow not and I crack my spine hard enough that there is a 50% chance of it glowing in the dark later that evening)
Reposted by Phoenix 🐦🔥
To celebrate the new and amazing WBRB episode by @telebluecable.com, here’s another #perfectblue redraw! #wbrb #wellberightback #satoshikon
December 31, 2025 at 7:33 PM
To celebrate the new and amazing WBRB episode by @telebluecable.com, here’s another #perfectblue redraw! #wbrb #wellberightback #satoshikon
TikTok ads are getting increasingly painful to watch
December 30, 2025 at 5:12 AM
TikTok ads are getting increasingly painful to watch
@telebluecable.com If somebody took her to Olive Garden how long would she let the waiter grate the cheese before finally telling them to stop #wbrb #wellberightback
December 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
@telebluecable.com If somebody took her to Olive Garden how long would she let the waiter grate the cheese before finally telling them to stop #wbrb #wellberightback
Digging cookie dough out from underneath my fingernails after baking: A task that lasts the length of at least 3 ancient Greek epic sagas
December 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Digging cookie dough out from underneath my fingernails after baking: A task that lasts the length of at least 3 ancient Greek epic sagas
Wow! I love local AM/FM radio so much! It really does a lot for small communities! I sure hope no more beloved radio stations that hold historical and cultural significance to their communities get gutted in 2026! Good thing broadcasting conglomerates aren't evil and greedy! Oh wait...
December 28, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Wow! I love local AM/FM radio so much! It really does a lot for small communities! I sure hope no more beloved radio stations that hold historical and cultural significance to their communities get gutted in 2026! Good thing broadcasting conglomerates aren't evil and greedy! Oh wait...