Shawn // Evolve PR
@callmeshawnp.bsky.social
Account Executive @evolve_PR. Dad. Grandpa. Doing his best. I am a person with feelings. Vancouver Island📍Email; [email protected]
When at Costco… customary poutine and hot dog alongside at least one ‘what the actual fuck?’ snack purchase
November 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
When at Costco… customary poutine and hot dog alongside at least one ‘what the actual fuck?’ snack purchase
Not the start to vacation I’d planned
November 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Not the start to vacation I’d planned
Ummmm… uh… hrmm… errr… ok, well I don’t think I’d want this for MY bedside table lamp, but like, I also don’t believe in kink shaming so if uhhhh, if this lamp is your jam I’ll tell you where you can buy it
November 16, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Ummmm… uh… hrmm… errr… ok, well I don’t think I’d want this for MY bedside table lamp, but like, I also don’t believe in kink shaming so if uhhhh, if this lamp is your jam I’ll tell you where you can buy it
Happy third birthday to the best floof to ever do it! Three years of Sushi being the most adorable dork ever!
November 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Happy third birthday to the best floof to ever do it! Three years of Sushi being the most adorable dork ever!
Today is best day. Today is INK DAY! Continuing the AC-themed sleeve… let’s gooooo
November 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Today is best day. Today is INK DAY! Continuing the AC-themed sleeve… let’s gooooo
Being a grumpa is the freakin’ best. Sappy dad moment seeing my son being such a good dad himself ☺️
November 1, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Being a grumpa is the freakin’ best. Sappy dad moment seeing my son being such a good dad himself ☺️
A good friend of mine made this Hollow Knight costume for her son! How cool is this!?
October 31, 2025 at 5:27 PM
A good friend of mine made this Hollow Knight costume for her son! How cool is this!?
My word, Murica, why is you like this?
These are like REAL pants. Pants that someone could BUY and like actually WEAR. Like, these exist because there are people out there who are all ‘FUCK YEAH I WANT MURICA JESUS RIPPING MY CROTCHAL REGION’
No other nation on earth… seriously…
These are like REAL pants. Pants that someone could BUY and like actually WEAR. Like, these exist because there are people out there who are all ‘FUCK YEAH I WANT MURICA JESUS RIPPING MY CROTCHAL REGION’
No other nation on earth… seriously…
October 31, 2025 at 3:33 PM
My word, Murica, why is you like this?
These are like REAL pants. Pants that someone could BUY and like actually WEAR. Like, these exist because there are people out there who are all ‘FUCK YEAH I WANT MURICA JESUS RIPPING MY CROTCHAL REGION’
No other nation on earth… seriously…
These are like REAL pants. Pants that someone could BUY and like actually WEAR. Like, these exist because there are people out there who are all ‘FUCK YEAH I WANT MURICA JESUS RIPPING MY CROTCHAL REGION’
No other nation on earth… seriously…
OF COURSE, I’m an adult. Would a child have this in their bathroom!? I THINK NOT.
October 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
OF COURSE, I’m an adult. Would a child have this in their bathroom!? I THINK NOT.
Timeline cleanse with Sushi. Stop doomscrolling and appreciate a puppers.
October 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Timeline cleanse with Sushi. Stop doomscrolling and appreciate a puppers.
We’re opening up shop!
Requests for Moonlighter 2: The Endless Vault are now open on @terminalsio.bsky.social!
Keys arrive week of Nov 3 and will roll out in waves. Lock in your requests and remember to leave coverage notes!
Request: www.terminals.io/games/moonli...
Requests for Moonlighter 2: The Endless Vault are now open on @terminalsio.bsky.social!
Keys arrive week of Nov 3 and will roll out in waves. Lock in your requests and remember to leave coverage notes!
Request: www.terminals.io/games/moonli...
October 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
We’re opening up shop!
Requests for Moonlighter 2: The Endless Vault are now open on @terminalsio.bsky.social!
Keys arrive week of Nov 3 and will roll out in waves. Lock in your requests and remember to leave coverage notes!
Request: www.terminals.io/games/moonli...
Requests for Moonlighter 2: The Endless Vault are now open on @terminalsio.bsky.social!
Keys arrive week of Nov 3 and will roll out in waves. Lock in your requests and remember to leave coverage notes!
Request: www.terminals.io/games/moonli...
What's up, party people!? Who's ready to raid dungeons and run their storefront? We're going to be opening requests for the Early Access launch of Moonlighter 2: The Endless vault SO soon!
Hands up, media and creator friends! Who's down to clown with Will?!
Hands up, media and creator friends! Who's down to clown with Will?!
October 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
What's up, party people!? Who's ready to raid dungeons and run their storefront? We're going to be opening requests for the Early Access launch of Moonlighter 2: The Endless vault SO soon!
Hands up, media and creator friends! Who's down to clown with Will?!
Hands up, media and creator friends! Who's down to clown with Will?!
I’d planned on moving, but seems I’m stuck here until someone decides to wake up
October 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I’d planned on moving, but seems I’m stuck here until someone decides to wake up
Amazing how accidentally switching two words really changes this up…
Honestly, fella, you should keep your little dog weiner to yourself. Have some respect, man!
Honestly, fella, you should keep your little dog weiner to yourself. Have some respect, man!
September 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Amazing how accidentally switching two words really changes this up…
Honestly, fella, you should keep your little dog weiner to yourself. Have some respect, man!
Honestly, fella, you should keep your little dog weiner to yourself. Have some respect, man!
My phone attempting to transcribe Chinese scammer voicemails into English is the gift that keeps on giving
YO HONEY, HOW YOU DEAL!? AND WHY ARE YOU TONGUE JUMPING?
Inquiring minds want to know...
YO HONEY, HOW YOU DEAL!? AND WHY ARE YOU TONGUE JUMPING?
Inquiring minds want to know...
September 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
My phone attempting to transcribe Chinese scammer voicemails into English is the gift that keeps on giving
YO HONEY, HOW YOU DEAL!? AND WHY ARE YOU TONGUE JUMPING?
Inquiring minds want to know...
YO HONEY, HOW YOU DEAL!? AND WHY ARE YOU TONGUE JUMPING?
Inquiring minds want to know...
How do we know a lot of Gen-Xers worked on Borderlands 4?
Oh, there’s signs…
Oh, there’s signs…
September 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
How do we know a lot of Gen-Xers worked on Borderlands 4?
Oh, there’s signs…
Oh, there’s signs…
Trouble is best companion
September 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Trouble is best companion
This is why I have no money but it is also totally worth it
Assassin’s Creed Shadows hidden blade is DONE. This is only part one of a full AC-themed sleeve. The Valhalla logo etched in stone will wrap around to the forearm!
Assassin’s Creed Shadows hidden blade is DONE. This is only part one of a full AC-themed sleeve. The Valhalla logo etched in stone will wrap around to the forearm!
September 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
This is why I have no money but it is also totally worth it
Assassin’s Creed Shadows hidden blade is DONE. This is only part one of a full AC-themed sleeve. The Valhalla logo etched in stone will wrap around to the forearm!
Assassin’s Creed Shadows hidden blade is DONE. This is only part one of a full AC-themed sleeve. The Valhalla logo etched in stone will wrap around to the forearm!
Reason #69 I love living in Canada
Maple Bacon Poutine
Fries n’ gravy n’ cheese under allllll that bacon 🤤
Maple Bacon Poutine
Fries n’ gravy n’ cheese under allllll that bacon 🤤
September 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Reason #69 I love living in Canada
Maple Bacon Poutine
Fries n’ gravy n’ cheese under allllll that bacon 🤤
Maple Bacon Poutine
Fries n’ gravy n’ cheese under allllll that bacon 🤤
From 0 to 10, where does this tunnel fit on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT scale?
September 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
From 0 to 10, where does this tunnel fit on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT scale?
A dude in my run club saw my unicorn socks the other day and tried to be a smartass asking if I had anything to share with the group. So I was all like, yeah I do. I fucking like unicorn socks.
September 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
A dude in my run club saw my unicorn socks the other day and tried to be a smartass asking if I had anything to share with the group. So I was all like, yeah I do. I fucking like unicorn socks.
Indeed I was!! We had the best time, and were even lucky enough to meet Steph outside the venue!!
Hope you had a blast too!
Hope you had a blast too!
August 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Indeed I was!! We had the best time, and were even lucky enough to meet Steph outside the venue!!
Hope you had a blast too!
Hope you had a blast too!
American homies who know of The Tragically Hip, what band in the US is your Hip?
There’s been TONS of iconic Canadian bands (Rush!), no doubt, but The Hip literally IS Canada. It’s hard to explain. They told OUR stories like no one else could.
So… who do you got? Your ultimate Americana…
There’s been TONS of iconic Canadian bands (Rush!), no doubt, but The Hip literally IS Canada. It’s hard to explain. They told OUR stories like no one else could.
So… who do you got? Your ultimate Americana…
July 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
American homies who know of The Tragically Hip, what band in the US is your Hip?
There’s been TONS of iconic Canadian bands (Rush!), no doubt, but The Hip literally IS Canada. It’s hard to explain. They told OUR stories like no one else could.
So… who do you got? Your ultimate Americana…
There’s been TONS of iconic Canadian bands (Rush!), no doubt, but The Hip literally IS Canada. It’s hard to explain. They told OUR stories like no one else could.
So… who do you got? Your ultimate Americana…
She’s protecting me from the local hoodlums.
July 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
She’s protecting me from the local hoodlums.