I KNOWWWW HES literally gaslight gatekeep girlboss omg

It was, I loved her pajama party theme!! I went with @richochetedtears.bsky.social 😂

I saw her in concert a few weeks ago!

Girl…

Hehehehe

Hehehe… finally reunited after years of Hermione avoiding her hubby!

Her green eyes dart off to the side — the only part of her body that she can move.

Draco whispers a spell and watches as the unfamiliar face fades away, and the one he’s spent the past 10 years searching for emerges.

“There she is,” he leans in and nuzzles her face. “Welcome home, dear wife.”

“You’re still my omega, Professor Granger,” he murmurs, his warm hand wrapping around her waist and pulling her close. “And no spell you cast can hide that reality.”

Hermione swallows nervously as the bite marks throb beneath the weakening illusion spell.

“It would insult your intelligence for me to spell it out, darling,” he says.

“Then I think it’s fairly obvious why I covered them up.” She narrows her eyes and then spits out, “Professor Malfoy.”

Aw I’m so glad you enjoyed it!

He sighs. “That’s tempting, but I really shouldn’t. At least not yet. Let me wine and dine you for a bit.”

Hermione rolls her eyes. “Fine,” she says through clenched teeth and slams the door shut.

Even though her vibrator can’t tuck her into bed, it can at least handle some other things.

“Yes, and I’ll bring your favorite coffee.” He gestures towards the door. “Now go and get some rest.”

She nods, mind still reeling as she unlocks the door and shuffles inside.

“You sure you don’t want to at least tuck me in?” She looks at him with puppy dog eyes.

“Is this some antiquated pureblood thing?”

All he does is laugh at her question.

“Well…” She trails off. This is not how she thought the night would end — standing outside her door as Malfoy kisses her forehead goodbye. “I will see you at the lab on Monday?”

This would be your reaction to them

You had to bring the beastiality to bluesky

I love prude draco LOL

The sign of her kneecaps sent him into a spiral