The first time I ever saw Marley 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
December 3, 2025 at 8:24 AM
The first time I ever saw Marley 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
9 yrs ago today 🥹🥹🥹
December 3, 2025 at 8:13 AM
9 yrs ago today 🥹🥹🥹
Sorry kids, xmas parade is cancelled this year, WE'RE PROTESTING INSTEAD 🫡🫡🫡
December 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Sorry kids, xmas parade is cancelled this year, WE'RE PROTESTING INSTEAD 🫡🫡🫡
Nooooot to brag, but
December 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Nooooot to brag, but
Not me barehand climbing down da White Cliffs of Dover 🥹🥹🥹
December 1, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Not me barehand climbing down da White Cliffs of Dover 🥹🥹🥹
Ahhhh just remembered this beautiful Christmas angel my daughter made in primary school 🥹🥹🥹
December 1, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Ahhhh just remembered this beautiful Christmas angel my daughter made in primary school 🥹🥹🥹
Nah do u mean for an actual alive tree? Fuck now I want a alive tree, can't beat that piney fresh smell in the morning 🥹🥹🥹 mines just a little fake one, it needs something with a hole that's weighted or proportioned right, the oridge is like this, I suspect there's math involved somewhere 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
December 1, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Nah do u mean for an actual alive tree? Fuck now I want a alive tree, can't beat that piney fresh smell in the morning 🥹🥹🥹 mines just a little fake one, it needs something with a hole that's weighted or proportioned right, the oridge is like this, I suspect there's math involved somewhere 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
This actual photograph of myself as a literal child
November 30, 2025 at 6:18 AM
This actual photograph of myself as a literal child
Wait, ZIP a Palmy brand ay 🤯🤯🤯
November 30, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Wait, ZIP a Palmy brand ay 🤯🤯🤯
FINE I'll listen to Mr Fantasy 17x 🙄👍👍
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 AM
FINE I'll listen to Mr Fantasy 17x 🙄👍👍
A dear friend sent me a stick mixer: shit day to be THIS gravy
November 30, 2025 at 5:32 AM
A dear friend sent me a stick mixer: shit day to be THIS gravy
I don't even WANT to stalk him, but I have to KNOW if he's PUBLISHING PAPERS 😭😭😭 fuuuuuck tell ME a story 😭😭😭
November 29, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I don't even WANT to stalk him, but I have to KNOW if he's PUBLISHING PAPERS 😭😭😭 fuuuuuck tell ME a story 😭😭😭
DO NOT aks me what my elf eyes have seen until I've had my coffee!!!
November 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
DO NOT aks me what my elf eyes have seen until I've had my coffee!!!
It starts at 00:01 December 1st
November 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
It starts at 00:01 December 1st
IT'S THREE YEARS SINCE I SAW *HER* FOR THE LAST TIME EVER 😭😭😭
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
IT'S THREE YEARS SINCE I SAW *HER* FOR THE LAST TIME EVER 😭😭😭
Not YOU, 'tradescantia' 🙄🙄🙄
November 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Not YOU, 'tradescantia' 🙄🙄🙄
Looking cute, girlies 🥹🥹🥹
November 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Looking cute, girlies 🥹🥹🥹
Ahhhhh a fellow connoisseur 😔💅
November 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Ahhhhh a fellow connoisseur 😔💅
C'est fkn moi 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
November 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
C'est fkn moi 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
