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fucked my way to the top of Toyotathon

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guess who has three hands and just got fired from the morgue
economy so bad u might as well follow your dreams and see what happens
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 AM
after you die you go to the big afters in the sky
November 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how small or big
November 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
erectile dysfunction? no. i am ERECT TILL DIS FUNCTION IS OVER
November 7, 2025 at 11:43 AM
oh the model is 5'9 and wearing a size xsmall? Perfect! Very helpful to know!
November 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
to clarify, I do OF for a living but I like to keep that job and this account separate. I do all my advertising stuff on another 18+ account.

I rely on this account to socialize and it makes me uncomfortable if people think I’m marketing to them when I’m trying to socialize.
November 6, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I offer sexting now if anyone wants to come say hi?? Genuinely nervous haha 😅
November 5, 2025 at 4:52 PM
It turns out being super racist and cynically bringing up 9/11 at every turn wasn’t the best way to win the hearts of New York City voters
November 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
It would be funny if he just immediately stopped smiling
November 5, 2025 at 5:37 AM
is there a Balls Cheney
November 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
November 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
“You attract what you fear” OH NOO 200 slightly chubby and really friendly guys walking at my local park 😱😱😱
November 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
me two drinks in
November 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Socially anxious guy at strip club: Dude I think this stripper hates me
November 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
People who use Halloween as an excuse to dress slutty lack vision.

Dress slutty for Thanksgiving. Dress slutty to go to the library. Dress slutty to mow the lawn. You are a child of God.
October 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Feral game idea:

Let’s see how many cream pies we can make in 24 hours
October 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
my spotify DJ just said “I have a beat for you that is chiller than a polar bear’s toenails” and then proceeded to play the cup song from pitch perfect
October 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
sending a “you up?” text at noon on a sunday cus like you really never know these days
October 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
What is the best alternative to D&D Beyond for character creation and campaign tracking and useful tools for TTRPG? What do you use it for?
October 20, 2025 at 3:22 AM
has anyone ACTUALLY participated in 69 because aesthetically and functionally that sounds horrible and that’s been on my mind since i learned about it 15 years ago
October 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Feral game idea:

Let’s see how many cream pies we can make in 24 hours
October 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
What a privilege it is to have your bed taken up by a small creature who thinks it's the safest place in the world
October 16, 2025 at 4:30 AM
why is sleeping with someone on the first date so controversial? 😭 I need to know what they’re packing before I catch feelings
October 15, 2025 at 1:30 PM
exposed brick is a huge selling point in apartments because you can do standup comedy there
October 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think “they’re eating right now”
October 14, 2025 at 12:45 PM