The CAFFinator
calfinator.bsky.social
The CAFFinator
@calfinator.bsky.social
Software Engineer. Cat person.

Usually a smart-ass
Yea, ok. 👍
December 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Recipe for even more inflation. Have at it, fucker
December 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
".... because people either wont go to the doctor, or wont even buy insurance"

Finished that for him.
December 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
In this clip!
- Lies about 5G ("I was a leader in 5G"), aka narcissism!
- A seriously idiotic old man's understanding of cell phone technology!

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Trump on 6G: "What does that do? Give you a little bit deeper view into somebody's skin? See how perfect it is? I like the cameras the old days."
December 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
This is purely Trump's narcissism on display
December 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
It actually is, because in context they're talking about companies who make memory (Micron, SK Hynix, etc)
December 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
He legit short circuited between:
- Fed reserve chair is a "deadhead" (likes the Grateful Dead)
- "Head of hair"
- "head" of the Federal Reserve
- "dead head" as an insult

This is "belongs in a nursing home" shit

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Trump: "We have a dead head Fed hair"
December 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
To be fair (I hate this), he said "king" not "kind"
December 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
While I don't wholly discredit your opinion, I think the argument is stronger that he's a combination of: rich, stupid, and completely out of touch.
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Ellisons (probably): "I thought we were paying off the mob? Nobody told us this mob is ran by a 12 year old!"
December 8, 2025 at 2:59 PM
"I am going to be a billionaire because I'm smarter than everyone!"

See? Same effect.
December 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Pretty hilarious self-own 🤣

And it's even funnier that he probably doesn't realize it
December 5, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Calling it now: The shutdown will be pretext for blaming the bad economy on Democrats
December 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM