Fernet's last theorem
@calebjk.bsky.social
R&D Engineer
Why be fulfilled when I can scroll?
Why be fulfilled when I can scroll?
Not to be rude, but minding one's own goddamn business is a bedrock of a good society. Unfortunately, I want everyone to pay attention to meeeeeee
November 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Not to be rude, but minding one's own goddamn business is a bedrock of a good society. Unfortunately, I want everyone to pay attention to meeeeeee
I'm looking to become one with the earth. Anyone know of any decent patches of soil?
November 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I'm looking to become one with the earth. Anyone know of any decent patches of soil?
Made some baba ganoush to go with some stuff. Kinda fucked it up, wasn't sure if it was gonna be good. I am currently sitting here eating exclusively the baba ganoush with pita ofc
November 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Made some baba ganoush to go with some stuff. Kinda fucked it up, wasn't sure if it was gonna be good. I am currently sitting here eating exclusively the baba ganoush with pita ofc
Im tellin you, burnin the absolute piss outta rhese totilla land tortillas in a cast iron just about beats hittin tortiallas with a lick of flame on a gas stove
November 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Im tellin you, burnin the absolute piss outta rhese totilla land tortillas in a cast iron just about beats hittin tortiallas with a lick of flame on a gas stove
I happened upon some stout and espresso salami, and hoowie, lmtyw, its pretty freakin damn good with some peated whisky
November 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I happened upon some stout and espresso salami, and hoowie, lmtyw, its pretty freakin damn good with some peated whisky
This Big Divide "yeti" horchata imperial stout is better than I thought it would be
November 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
This Big Divide "yeti" horchata imperial stout is better than I thought it would be
Fuck, the DMV is a pretty fuckin funny ass show
November 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Fuck, the DMV is a pretty fuckin funny ass show
Omg, cachaça and bourbon in eggnog. It's the goddamn halidays
November 22, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Omg, cachaça and bourbon in eggnog. It's the goddamn halidays
Since quitting my job at the 3D metal printing shop, I have experienced a much lower amount of inhaled powdered metals.
November 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Since quitting my job at the 3D metal printing shop, I have experienced a much lower amount of inhaled powdered metals.
I feel like the entire Trump administration is just The Producers
November 21, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I feel like the entire Trump administration is just The Producers
Getting mixed up in an international plot to go to bed
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Getting mixed up in an international plot to go to bed
More stores should start carrying the larger packs of refrigerated formula Olipop's. I would like to be able to buy the 9 grams of fiber formulation in a multipack.
November 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
More stores should start carrying the larger packs of refrigerated formula Olipop's. I would like to be able to buy the 9 grams of fiber formulation in a multipack.
Sitting behind an accident on the 70 listening to Lucy Dacus on full blast. No, im fine
November 17, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Sitting behind an accident on the 70 listening to Lucy Dacus on full blast. No, im fine
Getting money from the Gov. is cool, but damn, I wish there was some way for me to spend that money on like bridges and healthcare that isn't a scam
November 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Getting money from the Gov. is cool, but damn, I wish there was some way for me to spend that money on like bridges and healthcare that isn't a scam
Woke up with a grounding strap on
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Woke up with a grounding strap on
It's kinda funny how oafish trump is, yet the kabal of misanthropists around him needs him so much, since they are so deeply unlikable, on account of their inhumanity.
November 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
It's kinda funny how oafish trump is, yet the kabal of misanthropists around him needs him so much, since they are so deeply unlikable, on account of their inhumanity.
Getting into some fun
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Getting into some fun
Im singing "you're a mean one, mister grinch" at him
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Im singing "you're a mean one, mister grinch" at him
I got this olive sesame sourdough loaf from the cafe down the street on my morning walk and it's kinda pissing me off how good it is. Like i bought other stuff to eat for brunch, ok?
November 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I got this olive sesame sourdough loaf from the cafe down the street on my morning walk and it's kinda pissing me off how good it is. Like i bought other stuff to eat for brunch, ok?
This is exactly what it's like having a cat
November 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
This is exactly what it's like having a cat
"Even a worm will turn," I mutter as my cat steps on my head for the 5th time that night
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"Even a worm will turn," I mutter as my cat steps on my head for the 5th time that night
Reposted by Fernet's last theorem
Chat is this good
November 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Chat is this good
Reposted by Fernet's last theorem
Alito slapping the lectern, annoyed.
(He had a bad night.)
(He had a bad night.)
November 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Alito slapping the lectern, annoyed.
(He had a bad night.)
(He had a bad night.)
I really ought to simply make time to go in, sit down, and eat. Because, when I'm on the road with that 'rito in hand, and the salsa comes calling, I just can't say no. I gotta answer. And besides my center console is no place for small plastic cups ready to tumble over.
November 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I really ought to simply make time to go in, sit down, and eat. Because, when I'm on the road with that 'rito in hand, and the salsa comes calling, I just can't say no. I gotta answer. And besides my center console is no place for small plastic cups ready to tumble over.