Caleb Bethea (they/them)
@calebbethea.bsky.social
Author of DISCO MURDER CITY | Dirty South Enby Punk | No AI
https://shop.maudlinhouse.net/#disco-murder-city
https://shop.maudlinhouse.net/#disco-murder-city
Updated my LB if anyone cares
November 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Updated my LB if anyone cares
Take the Tower as you will, gang.
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Take the Tower as you will, gang.
I think I’m gonna die in this disco
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I think I’m gonna die in this disco
Knight of Sprouts
November 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Knight of Sprouts
New Tradition:
If you sell a homunculus story, you buy a new tarot deck.
Them’s the rules, bitch.
If you sell a homunculus story, you buy a new tarot deck.
Them’s the rules, bitch.
November 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
New Tradition:
If you sell a homunculus story, you buy a new tarot deck.
Them’s the rules, bitch.
If you sell a homunculus story, you buy a new tarot deck.
Them’s the rules, bitch.
Disappointed to report that Bloody Mary is not active in the bathroom mirror of the Starbucks by the campground.
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Disappointed to report that Bloody Mary is not active in the bathroom mirror of the Starbucks by the campground.
A homie started my novel and so much of the story can be felt in this screenshot lol
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
A homie started my novel and so much of the story can be felt in this screenshot lol
honest question
November 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
honest question
google “black hole 300 million times larger than the sun”
November 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
google “black hole 300 million times larger than the sun”
Went to ur poetry reading but it was mid and Joey the Rat robbed my shit while I was out.
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Went to ur poetry reading but it was mid and Joey the Rat robbed my shit while I was out.
2 weeks 3 days until my vasectomy
November 8, 2025 at 12:19 PM
2 weeks 3 days until my vasectomy
type shit i’ve been writing lately (sexy shaman vibes)
November 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
type shit i’ve been writing lately (sexy shaman vibes)
Went to a Tim Burton type beat bakery and asked the cashier to give my novel to any customer who fit the vibe. She said she’d absolutely be keeping it for herself and asked me to sign. Her name was Karen and she was cool as hell.
November 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Went to a Tim Burton type beat bakery and asked the cashier to give my novel to any customer who fit the vibe. She said she’d absolutely be keeping it for herself and asked me to sign. Her name was Karen and she was cool as hell.
Fuck you, Hemingway. Here’s a six-word horror story.
“Rented room, locks from the outside.”
“Rented room, locks from the outside.”
November 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Fuck you, Hemingway. Here’s a six-word horror story.
“Rented room, locks from the outside.”
“Rented room, locks from the outside.”
Big day for eels in horror! @andrewcull.bsky.social and @slimyswampghost.bsky.social selected my story for the cryptid horror anthology, ENCOUNTERS.
More eels coming soon. Til then, here’s the opening line.
More eels coming soon. Til then, here’s the opening line.
November 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Big day for eels in horror! @andrewcull.bsky.social and @slimyswampghost.bsky.social selected my story for the cryptid horror anthology, ENCOUNTERS.
More eels coming soon. Til then, here’s the opening line.
More eels coming soon. Til then, here’s the opening line.
November 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Ballard at the cemetery and chill?
November 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Ballard at the cemetery and chill?
dockside noir
November 3, 2025 at 2:21 AM
dockside noir
“Get they/them to a nunnery”
November 1, 2025 at 2:41 PM
“Get they/them to a nunnery”
Sister Scarlett with that St. Nicholas School Spirit ☦️
November 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Sister Scarlett with that St. Nicholas School Spirit ☦️
High of 66 for Halloween 😈
October 31, 2025 at 12:03 PM
High of 66 for Halloween 😈
found @ the scene of the crime
October 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
found @ the scene of the crime
decent pull but i’m gonna keep ripping that lever til i hit the jackpot
October 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
decent pull but i’m gonna keep ripping that lever til i hit the jackpot
48 hours til it’s goddamn Halloween
October 29, 2025 at 1:53 PM
48 hours til it’s goddamn Halloween