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Calamity John
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“Busy, busy, busy.” - The Book of Bokonon
FFS! Why does Missouri keep voting such embarrassing, slope-browed, slack-jawed troglodytes into office where they can spew their addled-brained nonsense on the Vox Vomitus?
August 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
As an American, I find it deeply offensive that President Dump thinks he can give his puppet master any concessions on behalf of Ukraine.
Please hang in there! It’s my hope that the EU will continue to provide support even as the U.S. has completely failed as a world leader.
August 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Wow. My brain now hates my eyeballs for sending that quote to it.
July 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Wait. His god damn daughter-in-law, and former chair of the RNC, did the interview????????? Holy Creeping Jesus, really going in depth there, huh? Hopefully, she followed up that hard hitting question with a soft one like, “If you could be any kind of hamburger, which one would you choose?”
July 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Truly a Rogue’s Gallery of simpering, smirking, gleeful psychopaths. The resplendent joy they all show knowing they hurt so many of the poor and working classes for the benefit of Nero and the nobles is grotesque.
July 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Fuck those guys. Every single shit eating, grin wearing one of them.
July 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Maybe I’m mistaken, but looking at the photo, did they spend money on linoleum for the flooring to make it look like a textured rock patio????
I realize the Trump regime is chock full of psychos, but this is a whole new level of batshit crazy.
July 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Gosh, ya just hate to see such good friends argue like this. SAD! 😂🤣
July 1, 2025 at 5:07 AM
It’s laughable that he says, “Go look for yourselves.” Hell, they won’t even allow U.S. Representatives or Senators to go look for themselves without a week’s notice!
It’s not hypocrisy, not mendacity, not stupidity. It’s sadism.
July 1, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Jesus! The mere fact that its listed official name in the itinerary is “Alligator Alcatraz,” makes me want to throw myself into a thresher!
So, if I wanted to send a letter there, is the address:

Alligator Alcatraz
101 Death Camp Dr
Shithole, FL 00666
?
July 1, 2025 at 4:35 AM
But! But, he looks different from me! How can I sleep peacefully, half a continent away, knowing that someone who might think different thoughts could have a chance of winning a mayoral race in a state where I don’t reside???
The Horror!!!
July 1, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I left a voicemail with both Hawley & Schmitt, my senators from Missouri, urging them to vote NO on the Big Piece of Crap Bill.
I’m trying to think of a time when I’ve made a more futile and stupid gesture, but it’s just not coming to me.
June 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
About fucking time! It’s little enough as it is! I want to see him follow Taiwan’s example: rip the physical bill from the Clerk’s hands and run like hell off the Senate floor! It will accomplish precisely nothing, but it will at least show a willingness to take drastic measures.
June 29, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Any procedural trick that can be employed to slow this down, to gum up the works, please do it. Anything at all. Republicans are all about acting in secrecy. They serve at the pleasure of their corporate owners.
Do anything it takes to slow this to a crawl!
June 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
RFK Jr. is a eugenicist. He wants anyone with “inferior” genes to die and only those with noble, pure bloodlines to survive.
He’s a nightmare made flesh.
June 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Ah, Andrew Cuomo, the living embodiment of showing all of us what it would be like if a rotted out septic tank assumed human form, but hung onto the odor and appearance of feces.
June 19, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Miller must have set a new land speed record rushing into the Oval Office begging him not to spare anyone from his immigration pogrom.
June 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM