Ivana's Calamarities
@calamarities.bsky.social
Passionate homecook & a bit of a geek in general. Trying, testing, tasting and learning as much as possible. Cookbook collector. Avid gamer. #ESOFam
Hospital, the place that should be accessible to all.
'Follow the blue line to get to the correct waiting room.'
1 in 12 men are colour blind, who even makes these decisions jfc.
'Follow the blue line to get to the correct waiting room.'
1 in 12 men are colour blind, who even makes these decisions jfc.
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Hospital, the place that should be accessible to all.
'Follow the blue line to get to the correct waiting room.'
1 in 12 men are colour blind, who even makes these decisions jfc.
'Follow the blue line to get to the correct waiting room.'
1 in 12 men are colour blind, who even makes these decisions jfc.
*many hours later*
Snert is done
I can't feel my knees
Fralalalalaaaa
Lalaaa laaa laaa 🎵
Snert is done
I can't feel my knees
Fralalalalaaaa
Lalaaa laaa laaa 🎵
November 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
*many hours later*
Snert is done
I can't feel my knees
Fralalalalaaaa
Lalaaa laaa laaa 🎵
Snert is done
I can't feel my knees
Fralalalalaaaa
Lalaaa laaa laaa 🎵
Strain the stock and
Cook the split peas
Fralala lalala
Lalalaaa 🎵
Cook the split peas
Fralala lalala
Lalalaaa 🎵
November 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Strain the stock and
Cook the split peas
Fralala lalala
Lalalaaa 🎵
Cook the split peas
Fralala lalala
Lalalaaa 🎵
'Tis the season for Dutch split pea soup
Fralalalalalaa lala lalaa
Stock is fragrant
Tempting belly
Fralalalalalaa lala lalaa 🎵
Fralalalalalaa lala lalaa
Stock is fragrant
Tempting belly
Fralalalalalaa lala lalaa 🎵
November 20, 2025 at 1:11 PM
'Tis the season for Dutch split pea soup
Fralalalalalaa lala lalaa
Stock is fragrant
Tempting belly
Fralalalalalaa lala lalaa 🎵
Fralalalalalaa lala lalaa
Stock is fragrant
Tempting belly
Fralalalalalaa lala lalaa 🎵
Reading Samin Nosrat's sophisticated jab at Jane Grigson during my morning coffee and I'm all here for it. 😂
Beetroot, my beloved.
Beetroot, my beloved.
November 8, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Reading Samin Nosrat's sophisticated jab at Jane Grigson during my morning coffee and I'm all here for it. 😂
Beetroot, my beloved.
Beetroot, my beloved.
Today I learned how baby carrots are made. 👀
November 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Today I learned how baby carrots are made. 👀
The beautiful amber of freshly made ghee. 🥰
Stew done, cabbage for salad prepped and salted.
This productive morning was powered by Rise Against.
(Sorry neighbours...)
Stew done, cabbage for salad prepped and salted.
This productive morning was powered by Rise Against.
(Sorry neighbours...)
October 28, 2025 at 11:49 AM
The beautiful amber of freshly made ghee. 🥰
Stew done, cabbage for salad prepped and salted.
This productive morning was powered by Rise Against.
(Sorry neighbours...)
Stew done, cabbage for salad prepped and salted.
This productive morning was powered by Rise Against.
(Sorry neighbours...)
I'M GOING TO WRITE IN CAPS BECAUSE OTHERWISE I CANNOT EXPLAIN THE JOY OF FINALLY SEEING THE MAYO I GREW UP WITH HIT THE DUTCH SUPERMARKET SHELVES 😁
October 28, 2025 at 9:00 AM
I'M GOING TO WRITE IN CAPS BECAUSE OTHERWISE I CANNOT EXPLAIN THE JOY OF FINALLY SEEING THE MAYO I GREW UP WITH HIT THE DUTCH SUPERMARKET SHELVES 😁
Goodbye Duolingo, it was fun while it lasted.
October 24, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Goodbye Duolingo, it was fun while it lasted.
A friend sent me this message 2 days ago.
Today I started chatting with the two guys who came to fix our kitchen top and one of them ended up writing down a whole list of metal bands I should check out.
Wdym social butterfly, I truly don't know what she was talking about. 😂
Today I started chatting with the two guys who came to fix our kitchen top and one of them ended up writing down a whole list of metal bands I should check out.
Wdym social butterfly, I truly don't know what she was talking about. 😂
October 17, 2025 at 11:23 AM
A friend sent me this message 2 days ago.
Today I started chatting with the two guys who came to fix our kitchen top and one of them ended up writing down a whole list of metal bands I should check out.
Wdym social butterfly, I truly don't know what she was talking about. 😂
Today I started chatting with the two guys who came to fix our kitchen top and one of them ended up writing down a whole list of metal bands I should check out.
Wdym social butterfly, I truly don't know what she was talking about. 😂
Reading time with @alexrainbirdmusic.bsky.social's new playlist in the background. 🧡🍂
October 15, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Reading time with @alexrainbirdmusic.bsky.social's new playlist in the background. 🧡🍂
Woohoo, it arrived! 😁
Samin Nosrat's new book, 'Good Things'. I've been looking forward to it since she announced it. So excited.
Samin Nosrat's new book, 'Good Things'. I've been looking forward to it since she announced it. So excited.
October 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Woohoo, it arrived! 😁
Samin Nosrat's new book, 'Good Things'. I've been looking forward to it since she announced it. So excited.
Samin Nosrat's new book, 'Good Things'. I've been looking forward to it since she announced it. So excited.
This morning I was flipping through @catherinephipps.bsky.social's 'Modern Pressure Cooking' again with my morning coffee.
One thing lead to another and instead of the planned beef stew a seafood boil appeared on the table. 😁
One thing lead to another and instead of the planned beef stew a seafood boil appeared on the table. 😁
October 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
This morning I was flipping through @catherinephipps.bsky.social's 'Modern Pressure Cooking' again with my morning coffee.
One thing lead to another and instead of the planned beef stew a seafood boil appeared on the table. 😁
One thing lead to another and instead of the planned beef stew a seafood boil appeared on the table. 😁
Today's experiment per mum's request: filled with caramelised cabbage (dinstani kupus). Last few rows have a cheesy filling (crème fraîche, egg, cream, fresh cheese) to use up leftover filo.
October 9, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Today's experiment per mum's request: filled with caramelised cabbage (dinstani kupus). Last few rows have a cheesy filling (crème fraîche, egg, cream, fresh cheese) to use up leftover filo.
Cookiewalls like these can seriously fuck off.
October 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Cookiewalls like these can seriously fuck off.
Rest in peace, you glorious woman. 🖤
October 3, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Rest in peace, you glorious woman. 🖤
What looked like an adult toy section from a distance appeared to be a questionable selection of pepper mills. The card was just a cherry on top. 😂
September 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
What looked like an adult toy section from a distance appeared to be a questionable selection of pepper mills. The card was just a cherry on top. 😂
Autumn has entered the house. 🥰
And our little raspberries on the roof terrace are still blessing us with fruit.
And our little raspberries on the roof terrace are still blessing us with fruit.
September 18, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Autumn has entered the house. 🥰
And our little raspberries on the roof terrace are still blessing us with fruit.
And our little raspberries on the roof terrace are still blessing us with fruit.
Many make it thinner, but I love it when it's thicker like this. 😋
September 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Many make it thinner, but I love it when it's thicker like this. 😋
Found smoked pork ribs, cured beef and smoked bacon in the freezer. Autumn is knocking on my door anyway, time for beans! The Balkan way. Eaten with a drizzle of balsamic, and a salted cabbage salad with garlic.
September 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Found smoked pork ribs, cured beef and smoked bacon in the freezer. Autumn is knocking on my door anyway, time for beans! The Balkan way. Eaten with a drizzle of balsamic, and a salted cabbage salad with garlic.
I cleared up some of mine recently. I now only have 60 left.. 😅😆
(Mobile though, pc usually only has 2.)
(Mobile though, pc usually only has 2.)
September 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I cleared up some of mine recently. I now only have 60 left.. 😅😆
(Mobile though, pc usually only has 2.)
(Mobile though, pc usually only has 2.)
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana or Pearl Jam
September 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana or Pearl Jam
@anayshisan.bsky.social Hey Shi, is this you? 👀 Or was I just bashing a random in game trying to say hi.. 😅
August 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
@anayshisan.bsky.social Hey Shi, is this you? 👀 Or was I just bashing a random in game trying to say hi.. 😅
