Spartakus
@cajn.bsky.social
Husband to a fiery wife, father of wildlings, and bastion of a failing experiment.
In my defense, I’ve been touching grass for almost a year now and nothing has changed. 😭
December 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
In my defense, I’ve been touching grass for almost a year now and nothing has changed. 😭
Who thought those ridiculous chairs were a good idea?
Wait, never mind! Give that person a raise! Well done!
Wait, never mind! Give that person a raise! Well done!
December 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Who thought those ridiculous chairs were a good idea?
Wait, never mind! Give that person a raise! Well done!
Wait, never mind! Give that person a raise! Well done!
Don’t tease us with a good time!
December 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Don’t tease us with a good time!
I’m going back to bed.
December 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I’m going back to bed.
He’s not wrong. Look how many voted for him last election.
December 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
He’s not wrong. Look how many voted for him last election.
Your mistake was in watching it. By now, you should very well know that nothing he says is true.
Everything you need to know will be in the headlines the following day. Without the drivel.
Everything you need to know will be in the headlines the following day. Without the drivel.
December 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Your mistake was in watching it. By now, you should very well know that nothing he says is true.
Everything you need to know will be in the headlines the following day. Without the drivel.
Everything you need to know will be in the headlines the following day. Without the drivel.
Not gonna lie. I’d let someone drive me around in that.
December 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Not gonna lie. I’d let someone drive me around in that.
You can have both! NAS and a cloud backup of said NAS!
*mind blown*
*mind blown*
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
You can have both! NAS and a cloud backup of said NAS!
*mind blown*
*mind blown*
This, would be awesome.
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
This, would be awesome.
Standards. Even the Banana Republic has them. We, do not.
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Standards. Even the Banana Republic has them. We, do not.
This. It’s why we are the joke.
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
This. It’s why we are the joke.
Even the Banana Republic has standards. We, do not.
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Even the Banana Republic has standards. We, do not.
We don’t want him. Seriously though, you keep him.
November 19, 2025 at 3:27 AM
We don’t want him. Seriously though, you keep him.
That’ll be two Our Fathers and fifteen Hail Mary’s.
Then all is forgiven.
Then all is forgiven.
November 16, 2025 at 11:39 AM
That’ll be two Our Fathers and fifteen Hail Mary’s.
Then all is forgiven.
Then all is forgiven.
Mexican pizza combo add sour cream w/Mt. Dew.
GG Fam!
GG Fam!
November 15, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Mexican pizza combo add sour cream w/Mt. Dew.
GG Fam!
GG Fam!
Thank god for the $2000 and our benevolent Dear Leader.
Never mind the on-going Tariffs
Or
Exorbitant healthcare premiums
Or
High grocery bills
Or
….
Just forget all of that…
Never mind the on-going Tariffs
Or
Exorbitant healthcare premiums
Or
High grocery bills
Or
….
Just forget all of that…
November 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Thank god for the $2000 and our benevolent Dear Leader.
Never mind the on-going Tariffs
Or
Exorbitant healthcare premiums
Or
High grocery bills
Or
….
Just forget all of that…
Never mind the on-going Tariffs
Or
Exorbitant healthcare premiums
Or
High grocery bills
Or
….
Just forget all of that…