(If you already gave me an answer, don’t worry about the form—I got you.) (Well, actually, in that case, please send the form to someone else. Thank you. I love you. You’re my friend.)

This is proving to be quite a popular answer!

Omg you solved it!!! OK fine, this website is perfect!

This is how other people feel when they see me win many arguments against you. But I keep doing it for the love of the game, even though I know it will likely dismay.

To be regarded as a neutral party and thus my enemy — BIG mistake. Hopefully you can walk this back 😬 sadly I can’t get involved at this point