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New to Magic but not new to gaming. Just top-decking through life, one hyperfixation at a time. Say hi! linktr.ee/caitriarchy
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Excited to see all the products of the new Magic:The Gathering Secrets of Strixhaven set! That codex bundle packaging art? 😍Loving being surrounded by so much good art and story between this and Lorwyn Eclipsed. Give me all the fantasy art from all the human artists, please!
January 27, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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My entire algorithm right now is 50/50 Heated Rivalry hockey smut and fascist, violent m*rder, and I could not more perfectly describe the current state of American culture.
January 26, 2026 at 8:23 AM
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PIZZA BUNDLE 🍕 I’ll have one with everything, please.
magic.wizards.com Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · Oct 10
The #MTGxTMNT Pizza Bundle has everyone's favorite slice of the set, like booster packs and pizza lands. The most delicious part is that you'll find 2 (of 6 total) cards from Magic's past in each bundle, each with pizza-themed artwork.
This image depicts the product packaging for the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizza Bundle". The illustration on the box shows four humanoid turtles looking excitedly at a pepperoni and mushroom pizza as the turtle on the far right grabs a slice. On the top left corner of the package reads "Magic: The Gathering" and on the bottom left of the package reads "Includes piping hot Collector Booster!" This image depicts the card "Dark Ritual". One black mana. Instant. Mythic rarity. Card art: This illustration shows a humanoid rat smiling maniacally as he holds a book open in one hand while the other spinkles olives onto a pizza. Rules text: Add three black mana. Flavor text: "Esposito, my liege, grant me the flavor I am due." - Splinter, the Nibblemancer
October 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
caitriarchy.bsky.social
What do we think of the boys?? Mikey is looking good and as a green girlie, I am very happy to have him in my color set. Can’t wait to pick him up!
magic.wizards.com Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · Oct 10
Combining individual strengths to create a dream team is a core part of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Each Partner card in the #MTGxTMNT Commander Deck highlights those strengths and adds a different flair to your path to victory.
This image depicts the Leonardo, The Balance card. Three mana, one white. Legendary Creature - Mutant Ninja Turtle. Mythic Rarity. Card art: This art depitcts a humanoid turtle warrior standing in a crouched defensive postion with two twin katana held in each hand, his arms crossed to protect his torso. Rules text: Whenever a token you control enters, you may put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Do this only once each turn. White mana, blue mana, black mana, red mana, green mana: Creature you control gain menace, trample and lifelinkt until end of turn. Partner - Character select (You can have two Commanders if both have this ability) Power 3/Toughness 3 This image depicts the card "Donatello, the Brains". Two mana, one blue. Legendary Creature - Mutant Ninja Turtle. Mythic Rarity. Card Art: This is an illustration of a humanoid turtle sitting at an L shaped desk. He has one hand hovering over a keyboard while he turns his body away from the computer and towards a small tube filled with ooze. On another part of the table, a piece of pizza sits on a plate as a rat nibbles at the toppings. Rules text: I one or more tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus a Mutagen token are created instead. Partner - Character Select (You can have two Commanders if both have this ability) Power two/toughness four Flavor text: "I always thought there 'd be more to the ooze." This image depicts the card of "Raphael, the Muscle". Four mana, red mana. Legendary Creature - Mutant Ninja Turtle. Mythic Rarity. Card art: This is an illustation of a humanoid turtle with broad shoulders and a thick muscled build. His arms are frozen mid swipe as clutched in each hand is a twin sai held backwards. His mouth is set into a snarl. Rules text: Double all damage that creature you control with counters on them would deal. When Raphael enters, create a Mutagen token. Partners -- Character Select (You can have two commanders if both have this ability.) Power four, toughness four. This image depicts the card "Michelangelo, the Heart". One mana, one green. Legendary Creature - Mutant Ninja Turtle. Card art: This is an illustration of a humanoid turtle breakdancing and frozen in a one arm hand stand in front of a well loved couch. He kicks his legs in two different directions, one in front of him, the other catching a pizza box and his other arm is holding up a pizza. Another pizza box rests on his head as he smiles. Rules text: Trample. Raid (the Fridge) - At the beginning of your second main phase, if you attacked this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature and create a Food token. Partner - Character Select (You may have two commanders f you both have this ability) Power two/toughness one.
October 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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All the #MTGxTMNT news has me wanting pizza at 9 a.m. 😅
magic.wizards.com Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · Oct 10
The #MTGxTMNT Commander deck celebrates the power of teamwork. The deck will have one face Commander and five cards with the mechanic Partner, allowing you to have a second Commander in play.
This image shows the packaging for a precon commander "Turtle Power!" product. On the box is an illustration of four humanoid turtle ninjas in ready battle stances. The background is an illustrated cityscape at night.
October 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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ITS OFFICIALLY SPOOKY SEASON! 👻I picked my top #MagicTheGathering commanders perfect to build this October with a PSL in hand: 🍂 Leinore • 🪄 Tasha • 🧟 Gisa • 🦇 Olivia // Which witch are you summoning to the table? #mtg #tcg #cardgames #mtgcommunity #womeninmagic #mtgnewplayer #mtgcommander
October 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Dreading the scalpers who will undoubtedly snatch all of these up because I need this in my life. Pre-orders sold out immediately, of course. What an unbelievable bundle. Epic. ✨💗👏
magic.wizards.com Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · Sep 26
Now for the last thing we're talking about for the #MTGxFINALFANTASY Holiday release and it's been tough to hold this one back. Everything is better with more Chocobos after all!

The Chocobo Bundle contains 10 Play Boosters and so much more.
A product shot of the Chocobo Bundle for #MTGxFINALFANTASY. Several different colored large birds, Chocobos, run along a field painted in bright colors. A click wheel life counter featuring a small chocobo on the side stands next to it.
September 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Coming to Secret Lair soon, Dreaming Darkly! This drop showcases the art of cartoonist and toy designer Jim Woodring. It's funky, it's unexpected, and it's perfection. #SecretScareSuperdrop
This image depicts four cards, each card art was done by Jim Woodring. From left to right: "Glen Elendra Archmage". Three mana, one Blue. Creature - Faerie Wizard. Rare Rarity. Art: This artwork shows a very insectoid inspired fairy hovering amidst a dark void. Between three of its hands, it holds up a floating jelly fish style column of energy, its fourth arm is held up in amazement. The being hovers over a flowering vine. Rules text: Flying. One Blue, Sacrifice this creature: Counter target noncreature spell. Persist. Power Two/Toughness Two. "Guardian Project". Three mana, one Green. Enchantment. Mythic rarity. Art: This artwork shows beings who are mashups of different creatures, each wearing different forms of armor, clothing or necklaces. They are all walking out of a door way, each of their eyes widened in shock of the information they now know. Rules text: Whenever a nontoken creature you control enters, if it doesn't have the same name as another creature you control or a creature card in your graveyard, draw a card. "Roon of the Hidden Realm". Two mana, one Green, one White, one Blue. Legendary Creature - Rhino Soldier. Rare Rarity. Art: This artwork shows a anthropomorphized Rhino smirking as it grips a tiny creature that looks like a pool dart in one hand, while the other holds a horn that creates a portal for the dart creatures to rush through into the dark negative space of the piece. Rules text: Vigilance, trample. Two mana, tap: Exile another target creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step. Power Four/Toughness Four. "Soulherder". One mana, one White, one Blue. Creature - Spirit. Rare rarity. Art: This artwork shows stylized spectral creatures rushing being drawn into a funnel at the top of a giant creature with many tentacle like limbs. Rules text: Whenever a creature is exiled from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. At the beginning of your end step, you may exile another target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. Power One/Toughness One.
September 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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This upcoming SL drop is called Trick or Treat, but there's no question… it's 100% treat! #SecretScareSuperdrop
This image depicts five cards. From right to left: "Wilhilt, the Rotcleaver". Two mana, One Blue, One Black. Legendary Creature - Zombie Warrior. Mythic rarity. Art: This artwork shows a child wearing a purposefully worn and torn outfit and hoodie. Their face is painted to look like a zombie. The child sits on the stairs of a front porch, holding an axe in the crook of their elbow and candy bars in each hand. Around them, the house and porch are decorated with a ghost and tombstone. Behind them, their pumpkin bucket of candy sits. Rules text: Whenever another Zombie you control dies, if it didn't have decayed, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token with decayed. At the beginning of your end step, you can sacrifice a Zombie. If you do, draw a card. Flavor text: "He would have sacrificed all his candy for just one king size." "Vito, Thorn of the Dusk Rose". Two mana, one Black. Legendary Creature - Vampire Cleric. Rare rarity. Art: This artwork shows a child kneeling in defeat, their hands thrown up in the air in question. The child is wearing a long cape and robes with cloth gauntlet gloves and fangs. Around them, they're surrounded by small candies and overturned trick-or-treat pumpkin buckets. Rules text: Whenever you gain life, target opponent loses that much life. Three mana, Two Black: Creatures you control gain lifelink until end of turn. Power One/Toughness Three. Flavor text: "The worst are those little peanut butter taffies in the orange and black paler. So hard to clean out of plastic fangs." "Liberator, Urza's Battlethopter". Three Mana. Legendary Artifact Creature - Thopter. Rare rarity. Art: This art shows two small children wearing tinfoil armor sitting in a wagon with cardboard details of wings and an intricate face at the front being pulled by a taller, faceless adult down a sidewalk. Behind them, lawns and houses pass by as they're rolled to their next destination. Rules text is obscured. "Satoru Umezawa". One Mana, One Blue, One Black. Legendary Creature - Human Ninja. Rare rarity. Art: This artwork shows the POV of someone opening their door to find a group of trick-or-treaters eagerly awaiting their candy. Every child is dressed in creatively crafted costumes. At the center, a young boy wears a dark sleeveless coat with the collar popped up and bulky bracers on his wrists. Around his neck is a lower face mask with protruding demon fangs. He holds up a bag with the Blue and Black mana symbols stitched on. Rules text: Whenever you activate a ninjutsu ability, look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. This ability only triggers once each turn. Each creature card in your hand has Ninjutsu Two mana, one Blue, one Black. Power two/Toughness four. "Voja, Jaws of the Conclave". Two mana, one Red, one Green, one White. Legendary Creature - Wolf. Mythic Rarity. Art: This artwork shows three children walking down the street. One is dressed like an elf archer, another is dressed like a rogue with a hooded cloak. The third walks in the center, wearing a fuzzy cropped jacket that connects to fur gloves. They wear a homemade mask made to look like a snarling wolf with the eye holes cut out. Each child carries a candy bucket with the mana symbols Red, White and Green respectively. Rules Text: Vigilance, trample, ward Three. Whenever Voja attacks, put X +1/+1 counters on each creature you control, where X is the number of Elves you control. Draw a card for each Wolf you control. Flavor text: "It took months of brushing Alfie, the family dog, to collect the fur for the arms."
September 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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🎉FLEEM HAS ARRIVED! 🎉Stoked for today's launch of #MTGArena's Through the Omenpaths set! I *need* this pigeon croissant art in my life. What's your favorite card so far (other than our goblin king??) #MagicTheGathering #MTGCommunity #womeninmagic #ThroughTheOmensPaths #TCG #MTGfam
September 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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New to #MagicTheGathering or looking at your first pre-release event this weekend? Here's a cozy mini-guide just for you! Not only will you meet new people, but you'll go home with goodies and gain confidence playing this enchanting game. Good luck, babe! #MTG #CozyMagic #mtgcommunity #MtGxSpiderman
September 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM