Ancient Queer Bickerings
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Artist, spinster of this parish, beastly Marxist and chronic television quoter. Tāmaki Makaurau.
This is so gross I genuinely cannot believe that an entire marketing department (presumably one without any women in it) signed off on it.
February 15, 2026 at 9:57 PM
This is so gross I genuinely cannot believe that an entire marketing department (presumably one without any women in it) signed off on it.
Listening to Blink-182's 'I Miss You' in an uber and relishing the way the whole thing is sung in a normal American accent except for the words 'my head' which sound like they're being sung by Dick Van Dyk doing cockney
February 15, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Listening to Blink-182's 'I Miss You' in an uber and relishing the way the whole thing is sung in a normal American accent except for the words 'my head' which sound like they're being sung by Dick Van Dyk doing cockney
I turn into a squealing 6-yo whenever I encounter any large non-spider bug. Brought to you today by the enormous cockroach that ended up on my dad's hat after he brushed past our puka tree.
February 13, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I turn into a squealing 6-yo whenever I encounter any large non-spider bug. Brought to you today by the enormous cockroach that ended up on my dad's hat after he brushed past our puka tree.
Every now and then the star wars franchise reminds you that at its best it's about refusing to turn to nihilism in the face of overwhelming evil and despair.
February 13, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Every now and then the star wars franchise reminds you that at its best it's about refusing to turn to nihilism in the face of overwhelming evil and despair.
PINK RAINBOW, SKY IS CONFIRMED LESBIAN
February 13, 2026 at 7:25 AM
PINK RAINBOW, SKY IS CONFIRMED LESBIAN
Getting our annual neighbourhood visitation from a kākā, which we have never seen, but have definitely heard. Those birds sound like the snail lady from Monsters Inc. Imagine a kākā saying 'Mike Wazowski', it works
February 13, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Getting our annual neighbourhood visitation from a kākā, which we have never seen, but have definitely heard. Those birds sound like the snail lady from Monsters Inc. Imagine a kākā saying 'Mike Wazowski', it works
Auckland today is what I imagine it would feel like to be a dumpling in a steamer basket.
February 13, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Auckland today is what I imagine it would feel like to be a dumpling in a steamer basket.
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sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
So what you're saying is that ski-jumpers without external genitalia have to rely on talent and hard work
February 8, 2026 at 8:25 PM
So what you're saying is that ski-jumpers without external genitalia have to rely on talent and hard work
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February 7, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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The thing that gets me about the whole '21st century colour grading hs ruined cinematography' convo is that it is absolutely not some kind of technological bullshit, it's clearly a choice.
February 6, 2026 at 7:18 AM
The thing that gets me about the whole '21st century colour grading hs ruined cinematography' convo is that it is absolutely not some kind of technological bullshit, it's clearly a choice.
It's always hilarious when a ~progressive~ US politician starts their 'shit's fucked' editorial with 'We used to be the envy of the world' like I'm sorry, but you clearly haven't talked to enough non-Americans in your life.
February 5, 2026 at 9:23 PM
It's always hilarious when a ~progressive~ US politician starts their 'shit's fucked' editorial with 'We used to be the envy of the world' like I'm sorry, but you clearly haven't talked to enough non-Americans in your life.
I can't even say it out loud or write it or think about it for more than 0.1 seconds because if I do it'll get stuck in my head oh no oh jeez here it goes
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
February 4, 2026 at 4:49 AM
I can't even say it out loud or write it or think about it for more than 0.1 seconds because if I do it'll get stuck in my head oh no oh jeez here it goes
Can we just have like 24 hours where nothing happens anywhere
February 3, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Can we just have like 24 hours where nothing happens anywhere
It's like living in an armpit
February 1, 2026 at 10:00 PM
It's like living in an armpit
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January 30, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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I have to say 30 Rock is proving to be prescient way more often than I ever expected
is it Leap Day already
Wearing a cross outside the mustard suit brings the ensemble all together.
January 30, 2026 at 4:13 AM
I have to say 30 Rock is proving to be prescient way more often than I ever expected
Has anyone checked whether Mhichaehl Lhawhs has died and been reincarnated? Not only his vibes but also just his whole face.
Has Steve Gibson been referred to Derek Guy yet? The spinach dinner jacket with a business shirt and tie. Man
January 30, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Has anyone checked whether Mhichaehl Lhawhs has died and been reincarnated? Not only his vibes but also just his whole face.
I'm sorry EIGHTY DOLLARS for a leg of lamb?
January 29, 2026 at 5:05 AM
I'm sorry EIGHTY DOLLARS for a leg of lamb?
Democrats try to reform American SS, surprising nobody.
January 28, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Democrats try to reform American SS, surprising nobody.
Seminal cultural touchstones that have come up in therapy:
1. Don DeLillo's White Noise
2. Wendell Berry's The Peace of Wild Things
3. The 'you ruined a perfectly good monkey' tweet
1. Don DeLillo's White Noise
2. Wendell Berry's The Peace of Wild Things
3. The 'you ruined a perfectly good monkey' tweet
January 23, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Seminal cultural touchstones that have come up in therapy:
1. Don DeLillo's White Noise
2. Wendell Berry's The Peace of Wild Things
3. The 'you ruined a perfectly good monkey' tweet
1. Don DeLillo's White Noise
2. Wendell Berry's The Peace of Wild Things
3. The 'you ruined a perfectly good monkey' tweet
What's a thing that is generally seen (by idk, your particular corner of the zeitgeist) as super tacky, but that you unironically love? Mine is glass bricks. Sure I can say it's about feeling like a Private Eye in the '70s, but I actually just think they're neat.
January 23, 2026 at 8:59 PM
What's a thing that is generally seen (by idk, your particular corner of the zeitgeist) as super tacky, but that you unironically love? Mine is glass bricks. Sure I can say it's about feeling like a Private Eye in the '70s, but I actually just think they're neat.
It's weird being an abolitionist who has multiple Emotional Support Crime Procedurals.
January 23, 2026 at 5:29 AM
It's weird being an abolitionist who has multiple Emotional Support Crime Procedurals.
Sorry Tāmaki, I said 'it hasn't rained that much' about an hour ago. This is definitely my fault.
January 23, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Sorry Tāmaki, I said 'it hasn't rained that much' about an hour ago. This is definitely my fault.