cait
@cait.kills.men
25, 3x stroke survivor and sword wielder
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i hate AI and you should too
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i hate AI and you should too
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cait
@cait.kills.men
· Jan 22
just got asked how it was having my strokes, so i figured i'd post the story here for awareness. they don't only happen to old people!
a thread 🧵
a thread 🧵
i was looking at bikes on facebook marketplace bc WHOOOO has $350+ for a bike rn. and now i'm being advertised to on instagram for fucking bikes
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
i was looking at bikes on facebook marketplace bc WHOOOO has $350+ for a bike rn. and now i'm being advertised to on instagram for fucking bikes
customers never fail to piss me the fuck off
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
customers never fail to piss me the fuck off
"people should dress better when they fly" WHY DO YOU CAREEEEE
November 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
"people should dress better when they fly" WHY DO YOU CAREEEEE
i have a nyx on my facebook and i literally thought it was OUR nyx from bsky LMAOOOOO i scared myself bc i was like HOW DID THEY FIND ME
November 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
i have a nyx on my facebook and i literally thought it was OUR nyx from bsky LMAOOOOO i scared myself bc i was like HOW DID THEY FIND ME
i almost choked to death on my drink and my throat feels like i've just swallowed fire
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 AM
i almost choked to death on my drink and my throat feels like i've just swallowed fire
what a novel Oli will wake up to
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 AM
what a novel Oli will wake up to
what do u guys think would've happened if, when the queen met Jackie Kennedy, they just became lovers and ran away together
November 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
what do u guys think would've happened if, when the queen met Jackie Kennedy, they just became lovers and ran away together
to my NGL stalker:
i know what phone you have. i know what city you accessed my NGL from an hour ago. i know that you've viewed my NGL nine times over the last two weeks. i've deleted all mention of the link to my NGL, yet you keep accessing it. what the fuck do you want
i know what phone you have. i know what city you accessed my NGL from an hour ago. i know that you've viewed my NGL nine times over the last two weeks. i've deleted all mention of the link to my NGL, yet you keep accessing it. what the fuck do you want
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
to my NGL stalker:
i know what phone you have. i know what city you accessed my NGL from an hour ago. i know that you've viewed my NGL nine times over the last two weeks. i've deleted all mention of the link to my NGL, yet you keep accessing it. what the fuck do you want
i know what phone you have. i know what city you accessed my NGL from an hour ago. i know that you've viewed my NGL nine times over the last two weeks. i've deleted all mention of the link to my NGL, yet you keep accessing it. what the fuck do you want
the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb
November 22, 2025 at 4:40 AM
the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb
i love my girl friends, my nb friends, and my trans friends, as if they were my own siblings btw
November 22, 2025 at 3:50 AM
i love my girl friends, my nb friends, and my trans friends, as if they were my own siblings btw
sometimes i wonder what it would be like to have a sister, even still. i cried when my younger brother was born because i wanted a sister SO BAD. it's cool having brothers but being the only girl is sometimes alienating, yknow? if you have a sister can u tell me what it's like
November 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
sometimes i wonder what it would be like to have a sister, even still. i cried when my younger brother was born because i wanted a sister SO BAD. it's cool having brothers but being the only girl is sometimes alienating, yknow? if you have a sister can u tell me what it's like
the fact that trump is allowed to just call for the hanging of those who don't support him is crazy. put this man in the brig
November 21, 2025 at 7:16 AM
the fact that trump is allowed to just call for the hanging of those who don't support him is crazy. put this man in the brig
i understand that the women's fashion industry doesn't give us pockets bc they want us to buy purses, but why do my LOUNGE PANTS have shitty pockets??
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
i understand that the women's fashion industry doesn't give us pockets bc they want us to buy purses, but why do my LOUNGE PANTS have shitty pockets??
when i found out Liam Payne died, i was in my local Target. i stopped in my tracks and stared at my apple watch as if it would tell me anything i didn't already know. every time i go to Target i think of him. i even got a bracelet with his name on it so i can have him w me
November 20, 2025 at 6:44 AM
when i found out Liam Payne died, i was in my local Target. i stopped in my tracks and stared at my apple watch as if it would tell me anything i didn't already know. every time i go to Target i think of him. i even got a bracelet with his name on it so i can have him w me
taking a break from tv to sing to my sad playlist 😄
November 20, 2025 at 6:32 AM
taking a break from tv to sing to my sad playlist 😄
the How to get Away with Murder soundtrack is so fucking good
November 20, 2025 at 6:03 AM
the How to get Away with Murder soundtrack is so fucking good
Reposted by cait
LOUD FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK
If you are a white person and your first impulse on seeing a person of color saying something critical of white people's actions is to defend white people by holding that person of color to a higher moral standard than you hold the white people around you to, you are choosing to be the oppressor.
November 20, 2025 at 4:17 AM
LOUD FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK
i will never forgive the rest of the world for saying "zed" instead of "zee" for the last letter of the alphabet. it makes the abc song rhyme, why are yall changing it
November 20, 2025 at 4:30 AM
i will never forgive the rest of the world for saying "zed" instead of "zee" for the last letter of the alphabet. it makes the abc song rhyme, why are yall changing it
GHOST OF FRODO SWAGGINS I LOVE UUUUUU
November 20, 2025 at 4:20 AM
GHOST OF FRODO SWAGGINS I LOVE UUUUUU
Princess Diana died before i was born but i love her so much and i wish i could've met her
November 20, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Princess Diana died before i was born but i love her so much and i wish i could've met her
i'm rewatching The Crown, prepare for me to be pissed tf off
November 20, 2025 at 4:12 AM
i'm rewatching The Crown, prepare for me to be pissed tf off
crazy that i deleted all mention of my ngl link from here and i'm still fucking getting things on there.
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
crazy that i deleted all mention of my ngl link from here and i'm still fucking getting things on there.
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