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Caffeine addict, prolific cat petter, knitter, antifascist. Sarcasm as a lifestyle brand. Trans rights are human rights. Slava Ukrani. Freedom for Palestine. No kings, no gods, no masters.
I don’t do Twitter, but pleeeeeease tell me he was dumb enough to include the geotag metadata in this picture.
January 29, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I don’t do Twitter, but pleeeeeease tell me he was dumb enough to include the geotag metadata in this picture.
If the economy is so great, why do we need an interest rate cut? No one has been able to explain this.
January 28, 2026 at 5:48 PM
If the economy is so great, why do we need an interest rate cut? No one has been able to explain this.
“unhinged“…. that’s rich.
Ask conservatives about sensible gun control restrictions, childfree women, trans people, abortion, or gay couples adopting, and you will see “unhinged.”
Ask conservatives about sensible gun control restrictions, childfree women, trans people, abortion, or gay couples adopting, and you will see “unhinged.”
January 28, 2026 at 5:38 PM
“unhinged“…. that’s rich.
Ask conservatives about sensible gun control restrictions, childfree women, trans people, abortion, or gay couples adopting, and you will see “unhinged.”
Ask conservatives about sensible gun control restrictions, childfree women, trans people, abortion, or gay couples adopting, and you will see “unhinged.”
I’m not buying this. She shot a f***ing puppy. She’s cruel enough to act on her own. You’re a psychopathic monster. Own it, girl!
January 28, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I’m not buying this. She shot a f***ing puppy. She’s cruel enough to act on her own. You’re a psychopathic monster. Own it, girl!
A bruise is *technically* internal bleeding. 🙄
January 14, 2026 at 7:56 PM
A bruise is *technically* internal bleeding. 🙄
Right? I really wish ketchup-flavored chips were a thing here. Also found some from Spain that are truffle-flavored. Yum.
January 11, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Right? I really wish ketchup-flavored chips were a thing here. Also found some from Spain that are truffle-flavored. Yum.
What are you going to “investigate“ Tim Walz for? Having a potty mouth?
January 8, 2026 at 6:11 PM
What are you going to “investigate“ Tim Walz for? Having a potty mouth?
Wooo, Iraq 2.0. It was only going to last a couple of days and pay for itself. 🙄
November 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Wooo, Iraq 2.0. It was only going to last a couple of days and pay for itself. 🙄
If your brain gets uploaded to a robot, you don’t NEED to eat because robots don’t have stomachs, duuuuh!
/that was sarcasm
/that was sarcasm
November 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
If your brain gets uploaded to a robot, you don’t NEED to eat because robots don’t have stomachs, duuuuh!
/that was sarcasm
/that was sarcasm
Wait, it’s a frozen hot chocolate drink?
Abed and Troy call it “special drink.” iykyk
Abed and Troy call it “special drink.” iykyk
November 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Wait, it’s a frozen hot chocolate drink?
Abed and Troy call it “special drink.” iykyk
Abed and Troy call it “special drink.” iykyk
Honestly, if he sold any “Don’t Trust the B—— in Apt. 23” merch, I’d be like
a cartoon character is holding a bunch of money and the words shut up and take are above him
ALT: a cartoon character is holding a bunch of money and the words shut up and take are above him
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Honestly, if he sold any “Don’t Trust the B—— in Apt. 23” merch, I’d be like
How is gas coming down to $2? Is he going to nationalize the oil industry?
November 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
How is gas coming down to $2? Is he going to nationalize the oil industry?
The deflection is… spectacular.
November 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The deflection is… spectacular.
I’m not a neurologist, but I think we can all agree that guy’s brain probably looks like moldy block of baby Swiss cheese.
November 11, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I’m not a neurologist, but I think we can all agree that guy’s brain probably looks like moldy block of baby Swiss cheese.
OMG I stand extremely corrected
November 11, 2025 at 7:36 AM
OMG I stand extremely corrected
Yeah, this. The Mag Mile is not a shopping center, it‘s a part of a street that happens to have a lot of retail shops. I wonder if he’s referring to the Shops at North Bridge? Or that place on Wacker? Anyway, do you expect, like, accuracy or something from a mushy-brained clown?
November 11, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Yeah, this. The Mag Mile is not a shopping center, it‘s a part of a street that happens to have a lot of retail shops. I wonder if he’s referring to the Shops at North Bridge? Or that place on Wacker? Anyway, do you expect, like, accuracy or something from a mushy-brained clown?
Pfffft, the only criminals in the Mag Mile are the retailers selling a Hermès keychain for $300.
November 11, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Pfffft, the only criminals in the Mag Mile are the retailers selling a Hermès keychain for $300.
And, to be clear, I am here for it.
November 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
And, to be clear, I am here for it.