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Caffeine addict, prolific cat petter, knitter, antifascist. Sarcasm as a lifestyle brand. Trans rights are human rights. Slava Ukrani. Freedom for Palestine. No kings, no gods, no masters.
I don’t do Twitter, but pleeeeeease tell me he was dumb enough to include the geotag metadata in this picture.
January 29, 2026 at 8:50 PM
If the economy is so great, why do we need an interest rate cut? No one has been able to explain this.
January 28, 2026 at 5:48 PM
January 28, 2026 at 5:45 PM
“unhinged“…. that’s rich.

Ask conservatives about sensible gun control restrictions, childfree women, trans people, abortion, or gay couples adopting, and you will see “unhinged.”
January 28, 2026 at 5:38 PM
I’m not buying this. She shot a f***ing puppy. She’s cruel enough to act on her own. You’re a psychopathic monster. Own it, girl!
January 28, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Who?
January 17, 2026 at 7:42 PM
A bruise is *technically* internal bleeding. 🙄
January 14, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Right? I really wish ketchup-flavored chips were a thing here. Also found some from Spain that are truffle-flavored. Yum.
January 11, 2026 at 5:11 PM
What are you going to “investigate“ Tim Walz for? Having a potty mouth?
January 8, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Wooo, Iraq 2.0. It was only going to last a couple of days and pay for itself. 🙄
November 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
November 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
If your brain gets uploaded to a robot, you don’t NEED to eat because robots don’t have stomachs, duuuuh!

/that was sarcasm
November 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Wait, it’s a frozen hot chocolate drink?

Abed and Troy call it “special drink.” iykyk
November 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Honestly, if he sold any “Don’t Trust the B—— in Apt. 23” merch, I’d be like
a cartoon character is holding a bunch of money and the words shut up and take are above him
ALT: a cartoon character is holding a bunch of money and the words shut up and take are above him
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
How is gas coming down to $2? Is he going to nationalize the oil industry?
November 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The deflection is… spectacular.
November 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I’m not a neurologist, but I think we can all agree that guy’s brain probably looks like moldy block of baby Swiss cheese.
November 11, 2025 at 7:46 AM
OMG I stand extremely corrected
November 11, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Yeah, this. The Mag Mile is not a shopping center, it‘s a part of a street that happens to have a lot of retail shops. I wonder if he’s referring to the Shops at North Bridge? Or that place on Wacker? Anyway, do you expect, like, accuracy or something from a mushy-brained clown?
November 11, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Pfffft, the only criminals in the Mag Mile are the retailers selling a Hermès keychain for $300.
November 11, 2025 at 7:10 AM
And, to be clear, I am here for it.
November 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM