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Elizabeth Harper
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Relic fan, lighting designer by night.
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my dog (short) made a friend (tall) and we found them in the kitchen, the tall dog taking pieces of chicken off the table and gently laying them on the floor to share. they had eaten about half a chicken together.
a black glen of imaal terrier and a light goldendoodle are sitting on a hardwood floor. They are actually planning a heist.
November 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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all of you online today
an aqua teen hunger force meme of a cup with a straw talking to a meatball on a tennis court that says “I am 40 or 50 years old and I do not need this”
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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what the fuck
A google search for “twice baked potatoes”. The AI overview is “Twice baked potatoes are a classic comfort food where baked potato shells are stuffed with a creamy mixture of their own flesh, sour cream, cheese, and bacon, then baked a second time until golden and heated through.”
November 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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lmao lmfao
Mark. She insisted that while her "infatuation" lasted months, it was one-sided and they only ever slept together that one night. She insisted that I search her phone and laptop to corroborate her story, but, of course, she had already erased everything that was incriminating. Well, almost everything. There was that voice memo. And then there was something much stranger. Olivia had written a tabloid-style news story about how "sources in Washington, D.C. and Charleston have been buzzing recently about an unexpected romance: Mark Sanford and Olivia Nuzzi," who was described as "one of the most famous political reporters in America," a "blonde beauty" who "gained critical acclaim as a skilled profile writer, gaining access to the powerful and the mysterious and turning it into pure journalistic gold." Olivia told me she wrote the fake article as an exercise to think through what might be the worst that could be said publicly if the affair became known, though that didn't really make sense to me given the piece's tone.
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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I would like to know how this happened.
A screenshot of 8 google search results showing motivational posters with the quote “good things come to those who hustle” attributed to Anais Nin Another screenshot of 6 google search results also showing motivational posters with the quote “good things come to those who hustle” attributed to Anais Nin
November 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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the president is a mirror. you look inside the mirror and find a concave mirror. it lights you on fire. everything is warped, not concave mirror-warped, fire warped and everything is fucked up, not colonialism fucked up, but fucked up like the software box that pops up and you have to click "agree"
I came to see him as the mirror through which the country was reflected back at itself. The mistake was to think it possible to opt out of the picture he revealed. Those who tried found his concave surface made light into flame, that the heat warped even that which the flame did not burn as the field of his distortion sprawled ever wider, its imperial expansion across territories not a hostile takeover but a series of terms and conditions to which we had repeatedly and emphatically agreed.
November 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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some additional details. the door is 100% hollow.
A closet with white walls, a monitor, a vacuum, and a mess of tv cables The “murder door” which is scratched and chipped wood. was it hollow? of course it was.
November 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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It includes the most singularly upsetting room I have ever been expected to sleep in. I stayed exactly long enough for Colin to marvel at it then left for a normal ass hilton.
a room with white walls, a gray folding table, a wooden chair, a microwave on a stand, a bed with no pillows and a striped comforter, and a camping chair folded in the corner. On the wall is a poster with lilies on it and a ring where you can see someone has dismantled the smoke detector a pink floral overstuffed couch and chair, both facing the bed, not each other, one draped in a maroon blanket, the other in a white blanket. Behind the chair, strangely inaccessible is a printer on a small dresser. There’s another faded poster on the wall, an air conditioner installed in the wall with its cord running to an outlet in the middle of the wall. There’s a white lamp on a white plastic table next to the couch. everything in the room is on brown, short pile office carpet the bed again with 2 flat, pillowcase-less pillows. you can see the rickety wooden table/nightstand, the microwave on the cart and the folding table next to it. you can also see that the chair is a folding weathered wooden outdoor chair. The living room again with the white table and lamp next to the sofa. Next to it there’s a TV tray with clorox wipes, cleaner and weirdly, lotion. there’s a paper with the wifi password. next to it is a full length mirror that’s propped against the wall.
November 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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me, reading the epstein emails as a millennial
The epic handshake meme where one arm is boomers, the other zoomers and in the center "emails with 3 words, 2 non-words and a typo"
November 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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This knowledge ended my night.
A text exchange I had just now: Other Person: Leonard the red bear who wipes his ass with the nice toilet paper. The dad of the shitting bear clan His name is Leonard Me: WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE I JUST GOT "DOES A BEAR SHIT IN THE WOODS" Other person: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha Yep Me: my mind is blown i must retire to the sofa this is so upsetting. i'm so upset
November 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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from Forbes
"We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues," Altman said Tuesday, adding OpenAI realized this made it "less useful/enjoyable to many users" without those issues, opting to "safely relax" earlier restrictions after Altman said they mitigated the "serious mental health issues."
November 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Did women ruin club culture? A discussion Have women ruined BBC? Have women ruined football? Have women ruined star wars?
November 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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The preacher meme of a white man in a suit looking down. the closed captioning says “New York I see what you’ve done for other people and I want that for LA”
November 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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I’m with the Black Lodge.
me as Laura Palmer wrapped in plastic sheeting with gray makeup and gravel glued to my face. @colindickey.com is wearing a black and white zig zag striped shirt with a red cape.
November 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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wrapped in plastic
me dressed as laura palmer literally wrapped in plastic with gray makeup and aquarium gravel glued to my face
November 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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She’s dead
a roll of heavy duty plastic sheeting and white duct tape
October 31, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Last minute Home Depot costume: the Laura Palmer special
A roll of white duct tape A pile of aquarium gravel A roll of plastic sheeting
October 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Unbothered. Moisturized. In their dino jammies. Focused. Flourishing.
The above picture of an ICE agent in tactical gear who is firing flash bangs at the heads of two non violent protestors only a few feet away. the ICE agent has clearly peed his pants. Behind him, a person in a fleece blue onesie with a hat that looks like a dinosaur is walking with their water bottle.
October 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Me, a white woman with blonde hair wearing a black t-shirt and jeans taking a selfie in a mirror. there’s a large sticker on the front of the shirt that says “the frog suits were sold out”
October 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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OPSEC is clean
A screenshot from Walmart of an inflatable halloween costume that’s just a big black suit with a full mask that doesn’t even have eye holes.
October 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Every inflatable costume is sold out at the local Target and the trending searches are, well…
A screenshot of trending searches at Target inflatable halloween costumes teletubbies costume sonic inflatable costume inflatable spongebob costumes mothra halloween costume globe costume joyfy costume
October 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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"go trojans"
The scene in Inglorious Basterds where it's revealed that Germans count to three on their fingers differently than Americans.
October 17, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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🤨
Ween’s album cover for GodWeenSatan: A pink square with the name and the boognish in blue
October 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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chaser
A post in talia jane’s thread: people are repeating things i said in this trying to defend a neutralizing strain of co-option so im going to now turn off replies and encourage you read each post slowly, think about it for a good while. & i'll remind you that i have reported on countless protest movements over the past five years. I’ve underlined “past five years” in red.
October 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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A text exchange beginning with a picture of Camilla the Chicken me: the girlfriend of the founder of antifa other person: Yessssssss me: fr tho if someone said gonzo invented antifa i would be like yes. also i smell burnt toast other person: 2025 producing amazing, syntactically correct sentences
October 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM