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It's been more than a decade and this remains accurate.
October 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
It's been more than a decade and this remains accurate.
Well yeah! Why is an old bald man picking up college girls?
September 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Well yeah! Why is an old bald man picking up college girls?
I think a lot of people would stay up and watch news about their country being potentially under attack. Especially if they live by the border.
September 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I think a lot of people would stay up and watch news about their country being potentially under attack. Especially if they live by the border.
They should have done this:
August 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
They should have done this:
It's one of the most hilarious things to me, and I can't unsee it.
August 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
It's one of the most hilarious things to me, and I can't unsee it.
I can totally see this WH try to argue MAGA is a religion that should be protected.
August 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I can totally see this WH try to argue MAGA is a religion that should be protected.
What was the original question? Because this seems like an accurate response.
July 31, 2025 at 3:01 AM
What was the original question? Because this seems like an accurate response.
We recently switched to requiring multi factor every 12 or so hours, which means every evening and weekend there are no work emails, messages or alerts and notifications. So liberating, though probably not intended by my workplace.
July 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM
We recently switched to requiring multi factor every 12 or so hours, which means every evening and weekend there are no work emails, messages or alerts and notifications. So liberating, though probably not intended by my workplace.
I think saving the hospital photo ops until we know which hospitals are actually facing that is best. Plus those are localized issues to rural area. Where ICE is a much more uniform national level problem that everyone can relate to.
June 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I think saving the hospital photo ops until we know which hospitals are actually facing that is best. Plus those are localized issues to rural area. Where ICE is a much more uniform national level problem that everyone can relate to.
It needs all the free 100 AND 2.47 more. It always tells you the gap, so you know how much to erase.
June 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
It needs all the free 100 AND 2.47 more. It always tells you the gap, so you know how much to erase.
His history and image built over decades endures and overcomes. None of the rest have anything like that.
May 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
His history and image built over decades endures and overcomes. None of the rest have anything like that.
Their very names are on the letterhead, there's zero chance they would have stayed out of it.
May 4, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Their very names are on the letterhead, there's zero chance they would have stayed out of it.
They all lived, so that's good news.
May 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM
They all lived, so that's good news.
Says reconstruction, so I think that goes a long way. Lots of infrastructure to be built.
May 1, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Says reconstruction, so I think that goes a long way. Lots of infrastructure to be built.
Can't issue subpoenas without majority sign off.
April 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Can't issue subpoenas without majority sign off.
Is he allowed to help?
April 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Is he allowed to help?
Does it? Because they said the messages were all gone by the time they did the search.
April 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Does it? Because they said the messages were all gone by the time they did the search.