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Caco
@cacopholey.bsky.social
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silly queer nerd bitch thing (any pronouns)
this site is essentially just my "random strings of words I'd personally find amusing if I read them" dumping ground
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chat watch yi yi please pleasepleaseplease
A pixelated recreation of the poster for the movie Yi Yi with text below the image that reads out the movie's title
August 18, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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WTF happens in SMB1 speedrunning
A screenshot of a Niftski twitch stream, in which, after attaining a time of 18 minutes, 49 seconds, and 96 hundredths of a second in a Super Mario Bros warpless speedrun, he is shirtless (due to ripping off his shirt prior to the screenshot)
August 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Are these anything
Screenshot from the Notes app with the following text: Guy who says he’s stroking his shit every time he does chinese calligraphy Therian transfem who started a life of crime after playing the final boss of PS2 Yakuza Transfem abstract hip hop fan who names herself Eltron 3030 Guy who’s homophobic towards Marvin Gaye Charlotte Hornets fan who says “Michael Jordan of blank” as an insult Guy who won’t read By Night In Chile because it’s appropriating AAVE Guy who thought Voodoo Chile was about the country Kid who uses unexpected hanging paradox logic to say that every day is the last day of school Guy who says “sans” all the time but never played Undertale wondering why everyone looks at him funny Guy who doesn’t feel safe on the plane when the flight attendant is a man Guy who sees gay-looking robots and says “do you think they explored each other’s files” Laser hair removal place where you get a free session if you beat the owner’s Falco 50 year old who age progresses to retirement-age as a coping mechanism Mario Kart Time Trialer who calls track and field WRs BKTs Centrist Deltarune speedrunner who refuses to run All Chapters All Bosses
July 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Video games while being TASed by a beautiful woman
Screenshot of a lyric from The Cars' "All Mixed Up": it reads "She tricks me into thinkin'"
April 8, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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didn't know he was chill like that
March 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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2:30AM 2024 topster, top row is decisively my favorites of the year and the lower 6 rows the ordering is more vague (like I'd take a row 2 album over a row 5 album but the rankings within each row aren't super exact)
December 29, 2024 at 7:40 AM
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Chatroom I bought Balatro at 11PM on christmas day send help
December 27, 2024 at 9:03 PM
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The idea of someone making a topster of sesame street episodes came to my mind and I started laughing to myself as I fired up paint dot net and made this
December 3, 2024 at 10:46 PM
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I posted this to my twitter last year but I basically just use twitter to scroll and reply to stuff now so I guess it'll go here: shit I peeped in between last birthday and this birthday (because today is my birthday :3333) that I liked alot/thought about a lot
November 27, 2024 at 3:34 AM
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You at doing this
October 19, 2024 at 7:24 PM
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Injury Reserve - Floss (2016)
Injury Reserve - Floss (2016) I'm conflicted on what to feel on this project Half the tracks are great, corey popping off on the production, ritchie and groggs both going off, it's great... but then the other half of the mixtape tape just doesn't sit right with me, like they don't really mesh well with the other tracks and kinda wish they were moved to another project (they're not even bad tracks it's just like, they're on the same tape as shit like S On Ya Chest) Favorite Tracks: Oh Shit, Bad Boys, S On Ya Chest, Girl With The Gold Wrist, 2016 Interlude, Keep on Slippin, Look Mama I Did It 7/10 (pretend I put the cover on the original message)
October 22, 2023 at 10:34 PM
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tricot - THE (2013)
tricot - THE (2013) J-Rock just fuckin hits different man, took a minute (and I do mean literally a minute) to get used to Nakajima's vocals but once I got used to them shit was INSANE, consistent ass album (also I need to listen to more stuff like this it's so cool sounding) Favorite Tracks: 飛べ, artsick, 初耳, おやすみ 9/10
October 22, 2023 at 10:33 PM
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The Tatami Galaxy (2010) (text of review in alt text for all of these)
Cacocord Media Thread Port Time The Tatami Galaxy (2010) Thought-provoking ass show, I'll probably end up rewatching this a lot as like a reflection point (this seems like one of those "rewatch it once a year" shows) First 8 episodes were a p solid time loop story (favorite of them was probably episode 7) but then we get to episode 9 and ESPECIALLY the last 2 episodes and it's just like, what the fuck, how did they do this (E10 is probably one of my favorites of all time) 9/10
October 22, 2023 at 10:31 PM