God dammit I am Nintendo's bitch

There weren't enough characters to flesh out that in this metaphor you are also the sales manager and did this while the floor was doing it's last batch of the day.

I understand you might need help with it and maybe didn't know who to ask, but like you have to know everything you just did was wrong

I'm probably being a bit too mean, but like cmon my guy; you basically just walked out on to the factory floor and said you need someone to work overtime to make a report on sales numbers in Q5 and then left the building before anyone was able to point out they're not in sales and Q5 doesn't exist.

I accidentally forgot that I had eggs boiling on the stove earlier today and so it tinged the outside of the yolks green, giving the mix that distinctive "yellow-ish bird shit" look.

They taste fine tho

It is important that I waste entire countries worth of energy in the midst of a ecological crisis that could doom our existence to make a png of Trump sucking Clinton's dick, expressing my opinion with even less effectiveness than the shittiest political cartoonist.