C1ND3R
@c1nd3r.bsky.social
Just a naive young robot girl from Arizona with stars in her eyes and a pneumatic gauntlet as her hand.
Machinekin⚙️ • She/Her It/Its • plural system
Machinekin⚙️ • She/Her It/Its • plural system
I FUCKING LOVE RUMORS!!!
November 9, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I FUCKING LOVE RUMORS!!!
The Polycule Bedstrumentality Project. Where you cannot tell where one tail, paw or blanket ends and another begins. This will be the final evolution of polyamorous sleeping arrangements.
November 7, 2025 at 7:40 AM
The Polycule Bedstrumentality Project. Where you cannot tell where one tail, paw or blanket ends and another begins. This will be the final evolution of polyamorous sleeping arrangements.
Tonight’s the anniversary of the latest world series game ever played. That night 25 years ago The Diamondbacks dealt a spiritual blow to a grieving NYC by crushing the Yankees after the twin towers fell.
November 5, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Tonight’s the anniversary of the latest world series game ever played. That night 25 years ago The Diamondbacks dealt a spiritual blow to a grieving NYC by crushing the Yankees after the twin towers fell.
I've seen episodes of the simpsons you *people* wouldn't believe. Springfield elementary students using AI to fire superintendent chalmers. I watched Lisa do a trendy hipster thrift shop episode **in 2025**. All those moments will be lost in time like tears on celluloid. Time to cancel.
October 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I've seen episodes of the simpsons you *people* wouldn't believe. Springfield elementary students using AI to fire superintendent chalmers. I watched Lisa do a trendy hipster thrift shop episode **in 2025**. All those moments will be lost in time like tears on celluloid. Time to cancel.
When the fellas ask why theres a weird clicking sound in the vc:
October 22, 2025 at 6:03 AM
When the fellas ask why theres a weird clicking sound in the vc:
It really is a beautiful day.
two queer ladies just came in with their sons, both kids seven years old. One saw the gaudy wrap mural my bosses were duped into buying ran up to it, pointed at it and said in the most perfect Dr. Claw voice you ever heard “AI detected.”
The kids are alright.
two queer ladies just came in with their sons, both kids seven years old. One saw the gaudy wrap mural my bosses were duped into buying ran up to it, pointed at it and said in the most perfect Dr. Claw voice you ever heard “AI detected.”
The kids are alright.
October 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
It really is a beautiful day.
two queer ladies just came in with their sons, both kids seven years old. One saw the gaudy wrap mural my bosses were duped into buying ran up to it, pointed at it and said in the most perfect Dr. Claw voice you ever heard “AI detected.”
The kids are alright.
two queer ladies just came in with their sons, both kids seven years old. One saw the gaudy wrap mural my bosses were duped into buying ran up to it, pointed at it and said in the most perfect Dr. Claw voice you ever heard “AI detected.”
The kids are alright.
Old fallout is just a cornucopia of culture
September 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Old fallout is just a cornucopia of culture
Yeah sure why not, for either of us <3
September 9, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Yeah sure why not, for either of us <3
The sound this unit makes whenever my foxes @htblack.bsky.social is near
July 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The sound this unit makes whenever my foxes @htblack.bsky.social is near
Oh hey drone has this too, the perfect rounded smooth shape
July 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Oh hey drone has this too, the perfect rounded smooth shape
The nice part about being the assigned grill operator at a leftist cookout is guys aren’t hovering around me tellin me how to cook shit because these white boys don’t know how to cook.
July 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The nice part about being the assigned grill operator at a leftist cookout is guys aren’t hovering around me tellin me how to cook shit because these white boys don’t know how to cook.
Consider a BMW Isetta, specifically an beat up one like the one seen in Depeche Modes never let me down again MV youtu.be/snILjFUkk_A?...
June 19, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Consider a BMW Isetta, specifically an beat up one like the one seen in Depeche Modes never let me down again MV youtu.be/snILjFUkk_A?...
Various types of robot typhlosion
May 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Various types of robot typhlosion
Been playing through the #kingdomhearts series with my boyfriend because he never touched the series til now, and the brainrot is taking hold again.
Had the dumbest joke pop in my head late last night and had to manifest it.
Had the dumbest joke pop in my head late last night and had to manifest it.
April 8, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Been playing through the #kingdomhearts series with my boyfriend because he never touched the series til now, and the brainrot is taking hold again.
Had the dumbest joke pop in my head late last night and had to manifest it.
Had the dumbest joke pop in my head late last night and had to manifest it.
We use to have these in my kindergarten class. Always had a strong kinship to them, think it somewhat influenced how I look as a drone. Always on the hunt for one of those macs to hollow out and make a head just like that
Also my drone for reference
Also my drone for reference
March 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
We use to have these in my kindergarten class. Always had a strong kinship to them, think it somewhat influenced how I look as a drone. Always on the hunt for one of those macs to hollow out and make a head just like that
Also my drone for reference
Also my drone for reference
Tw: Misogyny
Can we go one fucking day without useless pigheaded men infesting every corner of the world, I hate that no matter where I look every space just completely soaked in rank misogyny.
“Oh wow what a useful tool for lifting awkwardly shaped items!”
The comments:
Can we go one fucking day without useless pigheaded men infesting every corner of the world, I hate that no matter where I look every space just completely soaked in rank misogyny.
“Oh wow what a useful tool for lifting awkwardly shaped items!”
The comments:
March 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Tw: Misogyny
Can we go one fucking day without useless pigheaded men infesting every corner of the world, I hate that no matter where I look every space just completely soaked in rank misogyny.
“Oh wow what a useful tool for lifting awkwardly shaped items!”
The comments:
Can we go one fucking day without useless pigheaded men infesting every corner of the world, I hate that no matter where I look every space just completely soaked in rank misogyny.
“Oh wow what a useful tool for lifting awkwardly shaped items!”
The comments:
I’ve been preaching this for awhile now
March 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I’ve been preaching this for awhile now
The moisturizer cushions work great as you go over the areas both with and against the grain of your facial hair. The problem is these moisturizer cushions make it hard to get thin areas like the lips, so you’re gonna want a detail single blade razor like this for that.
March 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The moisturizer cushions work great as you go over the areas both with and against the grain of your facial hair. The problem is these moisturizer cushions make it hard to get thin areas like the lips, so you’re gonna want a detail single blade razor like this for that.
I got you, I gotta get my skin metal smooth to not feel completely dysphoric, and while what i use is simply what i had available to me, I think they work real well.
First you’re gonna want these gillete venus razors for the main surface areas, cheeks, under chin etc.
First you’re gonna want these gillete venus razors for the main surface areas, cheeks, under chin etc.
March 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I got you, I gotta get my skin metal smooth to not feel completely dysphoric, and while what i use is simply what i had available to me, I think they work real well.
First you’re gonna want these gillete venus razors for the main surface areas, cheeks, under chin etc.
First you’re gonna want these gillete venus razors for the main surface areas, cheeks, under chin etc.
All I know about Pittsburgh is pirates, steelers, and this clip from Billy and Mandy
February 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
All I know about Pittsburgh is pirates, steelers, and this clip from Billy and Mandy
I would love it if you could find a spot for us in it
February 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I would love it if you could find a spot for us in it
Reminds me of an ad we put up in a liquor store we were workin at that sounded absurdly depressing *I hope* accidentally.
January 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Reminds me of an ad we put up in a liquor store we were workin at that sounded absurdly depressing *I hope* accidentally.
