He’d not last 60 secs in my local

Or even one if the cunt showed up at mine

YOU AIN’T A HAS-BEEN IF YOU NEVER WAS

I heard he perplexed his audience with an intriguingly smooth transition between covers of Can’t Get You Out of My Head, directly into Enter Sandman

And he did so whilst A Capella, to circumvent the acoustic v electric purists

Philosophical as fuck and heartwarming if true

But crucially, they’ve established a principle/legal precedent*

SIMPLY SELECT AN APPROPRIATE TARGET VICTIM AND PROCEED ACCORDINGLY

*extremely doubtful; almost certainly not true

Glad to hear you’re on the mend Yak and 💯 agree your sentiments on the NHS and those that work there

A large (and growing) proportion of us would be utterly fucked without them - as some cunts will probably only find to their cost after it’s too late

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Shit, all the best for a speedy recovery pal 🙏

Very sorry to hear that, Tara - thinking of you all and sending love, hugs, and hope for the best outcome possible ♥️ x

I usually find just giving the little cunts toffee onions is much, much safer and easier

Very sorry to hear that pal, and for your loss - rest easy John

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Aubergines are cunts

At least these old cunts are just one simple sneeze away from painting the ceiling with their brains