Christopher Stanners
@c-stanners.bsky.social
Man. Writer. Retro hipster twat.
I know this is nonsense, but it is my nonsense.
I know this is nonsense, but it is my nonsense.
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Come on. You're better than this.
This one's for all you cold and rain haters out there. It's called the Damn-The-Weather Cocktail.
November 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
This one's for all you cold and rain haters out there. It's called the Damn-The-Weather Cocktail.
Plenty of dark and stormy nights at this time of year. So here's a Dark And Stormy for your night.
November 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Plenty of dark and stormy nights at this time of year. So here's a Dark And Stormy for your night.
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The 2000 AD Writer Talent Search returns at Thought Bubble 2025, with the prize of paid work in The Galaxy's Greatest Comic!
Judges @robwilliams71.bsky.social, @leahmoore.bsky.social and @paulcornell.bsky.social will decide on Sunday 16th, 12:45-1:45pm!
More details: https://bit.ly/3SpPkg3
Judges @robwilliams71.bsky.social, @leahmoore.bsky.social and @paulcornell.bsky.social will decide on Sunday 16th, 12:45-1:45pm!
More details: https://bit.ly/3SpPkg3
November 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The 2000 AD Writer Talent Search returns at Thought Bubble 2025, with the prize of paid work in The Galaxy's Greatest Comic!
Judges @robwilliams71.bsky.social, @leahmoore.bsky.social and @paulcornell.bsky.social will decide on Sunday 16th, 12:45-1:45pm!
More details: https://bit.ly/3SpPkg3
Judges @robwilliams71.bsky.social, @leahmoore.bsky.social and @paulcornell.bsky.social will decide on Sunday 16th, 12:45-1:45pm!
More details: https://bit.ly/3SpPkg3
I know Halloween is over. But there was a full moon this week. And you can't be too careful. So here's a Silver Bullet Cocktail.
November 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I know Halloween is over. But there was a full moon this week. And you can't be too careful. So here's a Silver Bullet Cocktail.
This year's Halloween drinks conclude with a Witches' Negroni. Or as I call it, a Necro-ni. See what I did there? Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 8:29 PM
This year's Halloween drinks conclude with a Witches' Negroni. Or as I call it, a Necro-ni. See what I did there? Happy Halloween!
I pity the poor unfortunate souls who can't try this Sea Witch Cocktail.
October 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I pity the poor unfortunate souls who can't try this Sea Witch Cocktail.
Next time you have to get to a sabbat, why not leave the broomstick at home and take this Witches' Mule?
October 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Next time you have to get to a sabbat, why not leave the broomstick at home and take this Witches' Mule?
I think a standard Daiquiri is magic, never mind this Witches' Daiquiri.
October 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I think a standard Daiquiri is magic, never mind this Witches' Daiquiri.
With Halloween on the horizon, it's time to do Difford's witch drinks. Let's kick off by making sure our supernatural powers are in tip-top condition with this Witches' Tonic.
October 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
With Halloween on the horizon, it's time to do Difford's witch drinks. Let's kick off by making sure our supernatural powers are in tip-top condition with this Witches' Tonic.
As it was Little Shop of Horrors day this week, here's a Skid Row. Of course, this isn't the kind of thing you drink when you live downtown...
September 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
As it was Little Shop of Horrors day this week, here's a Skid Row. Of course, this isn't the kind of thing you drink when you live downtown...
Happy Little Shop of Horrors day to all who celebrate!
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Little Shop of Horrors Intro Song
YouTube video by jlly16
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September 23, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Happy Little Shop of Horrors day to all who celebrate!
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Harvest Old Fashioned, like you're using a scythe or a threshing machine.
September 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Harvest Old Fashioned, like you're using a scythe or a threshing machine.
This Fallen Leaves is for drinking, not kicking through like you're in a montage in a quirky rom-com.
September 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
This Fallen Leaves is for drinking, not kicking through like you're in a montage in a quirky rom-com.
I've got my bottle of limoncello, and I'm not afraid to use it. So here's a Limoncello Martini.
September 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I've got my bottle of limoncello, and I'm not afraid to use it. So here's a Limoncello Martini.
Girls! Girls! Girls!
September 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Girls! Girls! Girls!
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🎙️| Manic Street Preachers' James Dean Bradfield sits in for @huwstephensdj.bsky.social on BBC Radio Wales on Monday 1st September 2025 at 7pm.
#ManicStreetPreachers
#ManicStreetPreachers
BBC Radio Wales - Huw Stephens, James Dean Bradfield sits in
James Dean Bradfield sits in with stories, memories and great music from his career
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August 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
🎙️| Manic Street Preachers' James Dean Bradfield sits in for @huwstephensdj.bsky.social on BBC Radio Wales on Monday 1st September 2025 at 7pm.
#ManicStreetPreachers
#ManicStreetPreachers
Pretending I'm still on holiday in Sorrento with this Limoncello Spritz. Salute!
August 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Pretending I'm still on holiday in Sorrento with this Limoncello Spritz. Salute!
Typical – nobody offered to make me a Rob Roy while I was in Edinburgh. So I've had to make my own now I'm back home in the North of England.
August 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Typical – nobody offered to make me a Rob Roy while I was in Edinburgh. So I've had to make my own now I'm back home in the North of England.
Better have a Cucumber Martini before summer is actually over.
August 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Better have a Cucumber Martini before summer is actually over.
Happy Yorkshire Day to all who celebrate. Here's a York Special.
August 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Happy Yorkshire Day to all who celebrate. Here's a York Special.
My script Vargon Lives! is part of the Table Reads show in Edinburgh. Please check it out if that's the kind of thing you like to do!
www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...
www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...
Watch comedy scripts come to life, live on stage! This exciting new show, from the company behind My Family, gives audiences a rare glimpse behind the TV development curtain, as original writing is performed by some of Fringe's top comedians. Get unfiltered access to the creative process and see some of the best new scriptwriting in the UK before channel commissioners do. Don't miss this unique opportunity to witness the collaboration between cast and creatives as they shape a new show. You just may see a sitcom you'll love in the future!
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July 31, 2025 at 4:27 PM
My script Vargon Lives! is part of the Table Reads show in Edinburgh. Please check it out if that's the kind of thing you like to do!
www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...
www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...
Toasting Leeds Grand Youth Theatre's whipple-scrumptious production of Charlie And The Chocolate Factory with this Chocolate Biscuit cocktail. Catch the show at Leeds City Varieties until Sunday.
July 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Toasting Leeds Grand Youth Theatre's whipple-scrumptious production of Charlie And The Chocolate Factory with this Chocolate Biscuit cocktail. Catch the show at Leeds City Varieties until Sunday.
Dirty Martini? This Martini is so dirty, somebody tried to write 'wash me' in the condensation on the glass.
July 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Dirty Martini? This Martini is so dirty, somebody tried to write 'wash me' in the condensation on the glass.
Better have some strawberries before Wimbledon's over so here's a Strawberry Daiquiri.
July 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Better have some strawberries before Wimbledon's over so here's a Strawberry Daiquiri.