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Braden
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Avid video gamer, but generally boring Canadian.
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No sense of urgency final boss
Funny comic strip. A mailman hands over a box to someone, “yay it finally came” Empty box sits beside a brand new defibrillator. Person holds the defibrillator over a smelly dead b•dy, “CLEAR!” Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.
January 7, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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everetttrue.bsky.social
Los Angeles Record
Wednesday, January 03,1917
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1- EVERETT SEES A HORSE, HOOKED TO A WAGON, WITH IT’S HEAD DOWN, ON A VERY COLD AND WINDY DAY P2-EVERETT FINDS THE OWNER OF THE HORSE IN A SALOON, PLAYING CARDS EVERETT: AS I SUSPECTED LOAFING IN THE SALOON WHILE THE HORSE STANDS IN THE STREET TILL HE'S CHILLED TO THE MARROW... EVERETT GRABS THE MAN BY THE ARM AND PULLS HIM OUT OF THE SALOON, TURNING OVER THE CARD TABLE AND CHAIRS
January 6, 2026 at 4:49 AM
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Its 4:20pm
December 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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December 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
c-h-e-f.bsky.social
A classic!
Dr. Seuss Panel: Well dressed men in line to get a Ostrich Hat, with scores of men with the ostrich heads of the hats buried in the ground. The sign of the hat peddler reads: 'Get your Ostrich Bonnet Here! Relieves Hitler Headache... "Forget the terrible news you've read. Your mind's at ease in an ostrich head!" - Bindy Ostrich Service Inc.' Caption: We always were suckers for ridiculous hats . . .
December 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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turtle
doodle of a cat inside a cap looking like a turtle
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving 🦃🍁🍽 🚭
November 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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The real art of war
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Fifteen Years

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Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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choo.bsky.social
A Bluesky tweet: “Just remember that given the abundance of neurodivergent people in science, it’s far more likely that autism causes vaccines.”
November 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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amiiillustrates.bsky.social
Funny comic strip. Hedgehog “come on, you scratch my back I’ll scratch yours” Bird “you, sir, can get fucked” Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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heyokyay.bsky.social
The comic is a black-and-white three-panel strip featuring simple stick-figure characters. Panel 1 Two stick figures stand facing each other. The one on the right speaks to the one on the left. The speaker looks concerned or contemplative. Text: "I just can't get my life under control. So from today, I've decided..." Panel 2 The speaker on the right suddenly throws their arms up in joy, smiling widely with their mouth open. The listener on the left continues to watch. Text: "...that from now on it doesn't matter a damn!!" Panel 3 The first listener on the left now raises their arms in excitement, joining in the sentiment. A third, smaller character runs frantically into the frame from the right side, looking wild-eyed and happy. Listener: "My life's out of control too!" Original Speaker: "Woohoo!! We can start a club." Third Character: "My life's NEVER been under control!!!"
November 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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relatable
November 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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amiiillustrates.bsky.social
Funny comic strip “Emotional regulation test” Doctor: “First, complete this impossible puzz-“ *patient punches doctor in the face* Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.
October 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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A screenshot with two posts from another microblog/social network. Julia Turc suggests: “We need an official name for not-vibe-coding. My top candidates so far — boomer coding, chewgy coding, trad coding, Coding with capital C — suggestions are welcomed. Gabor Varadi replies: “software engineering”
October 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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October 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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October 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM