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Cam (aka Cam)
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This is probably the last thing Brooklyn Beckham heard before Victoria ruined his wedding
January 21, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Regardless of how you felt about Scott Adams, he left his mark on the world - drawing an egg-shaped dog with glasses and briefly selling frozen burritos that made people shit titanium ingots
January 13, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Snorting 800mg of the pills from Limitless so I can reach a triple-digit IQ
January 10, 2026 at 9:18 PM
I had to give up watching SNL because every time a cast member looks dead into the camera and reads off a cue card while wearing a silly Party City costume I literally start shitting and pissing and convulsing with laughter
January 8, 2026 at 11:29 PM
At this point they really should consider rescinding that FIFA Peace Prize and Democrat leadership should really consider publishing a strongly-worded letter
January 3, 2026 at 3:05 PM
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December 3, 2024 at 3:37 AM
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why bother even wiping anymore what's the fucking point
November 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Society started to unravel the moment we stopped rofl-ing and started lmao-ing
October 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Never expected in a million years to hear Taylor Swift singing about ass-to-mouth but here we are I guess
October 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
If I win the lottery I might just start tipping DoorDash drivers again
August 31, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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funniest day online since the billionaire submersible went missing
June 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The Amazon app any time you even slightly touch the bottom bar
May 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Still can't believe they announced an American Pope by having Miller High Life spray out of the chimney
May 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Regardless of who becomes the next Pope I just hope their scepter-holding abilities are up to par
May 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
My first time watching Wrestlemania in years and the first thing I see is Stone Cold drunk driving an ATV into the barrier and injuring a fan in the front row
April 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Being chased by a dog would be ten times scarier if you were a midget. It's probably like an irl From Software boss encounter to them
April 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Give it at least 6 months and we're gonna start seeing Kid Rock hosting squirt-offs at Mar-a-Lago. My clairvoyance is not to be questioned
April 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Just found out September by Earth Wind and Fire was written by a white woman that looked like Bruce Vilanch and I don’t know how to process it
March 16, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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March 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
They didn't believe me when I said I got that dawg in me so I dragged my ass on their carpet and started chewing through some throw pillows
January 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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every flag and ideological symbol you have in your bio reduces how seriously you should be taken by 10%, if you have 10 you immediately transform into a bug
December 9, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Pearl Harbor could have easily avoided if the navy painted waifus on those ships
December 8, 2024 at 12:52 AM
There are some people who really go through life not knowing that Tony Soprano owned two boats named after his balls
December 7, 2024 at 7:02 AM
Rewatching Passion of The Christ and the scene where Jesus sticks both middle fingers up and breaks off of the cross while Limp Bizkit plays still brings tears to my eyes
December 6, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Haven't slept in weeks - every time I toss and turn the microplastics in my balls sounds like an indigenous rain stick
December 3, 2024 at 1:19 AM