Seth Wruk
@byorski.bsky.social
Hope everyone is happy with King Trump, because JUST LIKE HE SAID, there won't be elections anymore. Think Congress is a check or balance anymore? Nope. Judicial branch? Nope.
Make sure you drink plenty of Backwater with those Meat Puppets.
November 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Make sure you drink plenty of Backwater with those Meat Puppets.
My washing machine dances during the spin cycle, and whistles a little ditty. I'm adding it as one of my dependents as well as a beneficiary.
November 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
My washing machine dances during the spin cycle, and whistles a little ditty. I'm adding it as one of my dependents as well as a beneficiary.
No, no, and no. Apple and vanilla ice cream is near the top. Key lime has its place, and it's definitely above pecan, which belongs in the garbage.
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
No, no, and no. Apple and vanilla ice cream is near the top. Key lime has its place, and it's definitely above pecan, which belongs in the garbage.
A slice or two is fine once a year. I cannot abide this comestible at any other time aside from this time of year.
November 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
A slice or two is fine once a year. I cannot abide this comestible at any other time aside from this time of year.
Any other terrier, pug, dachshund, or whatever shitty dog breed can also join the aforementioned pie.
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Any other terrier, pug, dachshund, or whatever shitty dog breed can also join the aforementioned pie.
If someone gives me cherry pie, I'm harming them somehow. Hopefully with the pie itself.
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
If someone gives me cherry pie, I'm harming them somehow. Hopefully with the pie itself.
I want to put cherry chihuahua pie into the garbage and light it on fire.
November 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I want to put cherry chihuahua pie into the garbage and light it on fire.
I'm gonna follow him home. Kill his whole family.
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I'm gonna follow him home. Kill his whole family.
“Gibby will be our redemption!”
At this point I’m betting on any and every goalie joining this franchise will be pulled into a depthless wormhole of suck, and I weep for Cossa and Augustine.
At this point I’m betting on any and every goalie joining this franchise will be pulled into a depthless wormhole of suck, and I weep for Cossa and Augustine.
November 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
“Gibby will be our redemption!”
At this point I’m betting on any and every goalie joining this franchise will be pulled into a depthless wormhole of suck, and I weep for Cossa and Augustine.
At this point I’m betting on any and every goalie joining this franchise will be pulled into a depthless wormhole of suck, and I weep for Cossa and Augustine.
I see this post.
“Are they down 0-2 or something?”
I realize buying a lottery ticket will never have the same result.
“Are they down 0-2 or something?”
I realize buying a lottery ticket will never have the same result.
November 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I see this post.
“Are they down 0-2 or something?”
I realize buying a lottery ticket will never have the same result.
“Are they down 0-2 or something?”
I realize buying a lottery ticket will never have the same result.
Fast Car was one of the banes of my radio experience.
November 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Fast Car was one of the banes of my radio experience.
I'm paying for a transit service. I'll wear whatever the hell I want. This isn't a black tie affair, this is me asking for additional peanuts.
November 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I'm paying for a transit service. I'll wear whatever the hell I want. This isn't a black tie affair, this is me asking for additional peanuts.
But what is the gold piping on his left? Who/What is going on there?
November 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
But what is the gold piping on his left? Who/What is going on there?
I would like a blue nation. Is that something we can kind of agree on? Maybe a little?
November 20, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I would like a blue nation. Is that something we can kind of agree on? Maybe a little?
AKA: I can't speak about my actual TED talk. Cool.
November 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
AKA: I can't speak about my actual TED talk. Cool.
LEAVITT points to an INTERVIEWER:
LEAVITT: You
INTERVIEWER: Thank you, piggy. The piggy president is ever rolling around in his own feces. Would you care to comment on the fact that piggies like you and him are supposedly considered among the cleanest of barnyard animals?
LEAVITT: You
INTERVIEWER: Thank you, piggy. The piggy president is ever rolling around in his own feces. Would you care to comment on the fact that piggies like you and him are supposedly considered among the cleanest of barnyard animals?
November 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
LEAVITT points to an INTERVIEWER:
LEAVITT: You
INTERVIEWER: Thank you, piggy. The piggy president is ever rolling around in his own feces. Would you care to comment on the fact that piggies like you and him are supposedly considered among the cleanest of barnyard animals?
LEAVITT: You
INTERVIEWER: Thank you, piggy. The piggy president is ever rolling around in his own feces. Would you care to comment on the fact that piggies like you and him are supposedly considered among the cleanest of barnyard animals?
At this point, I just call it Thursday and wonder how much further this can go.
November 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
At this point, I just call it Thursday and wonder how much further this can go.
Take 20 monkeys. Place enough bananas to keep them all happily fed. One monkey takes 90% of the bananas and won't let the others touch them. We all ask "what is wrong with that monkey? It can't possibly use all those bananas!"
It is absolutely a mental illness, a societal illness.
It is absolutely a mental illness, a societal illness.
November 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Take 20 monkeys. Place enough bananas to keep them all happily fed. One monkey takes 90% of the bananas and won't let the others touch them. We all ask "what is wrong with that monkey? It can't possibly use all those bananas!"
It is absolutely a mental illness, a societal illness.
It is absolutely a mental illness, a societal illness.
"If you send me $20, I'll tell you the secret to become just like me! For an additional $59.99/mo, I'll send you the monthly updates that all the billionaires are using to keep getting richer!"
Gee, I wonder how they're getting richer.
Gee, I wonder how they're getting richer.
November 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
"If you send me $20, I'll tell you the secret to become just like me! For an additional $59.99/mo, I'll send you the monthly updates that all the billionaires are using to keep getting richer!"
Gee, I wonder how they're getting richer.
Gee, I wonder how they're getting richer.
I will never cease to be amazed how you pull up bands where I go "I have one of their tracks on my favs playlist that I heard from somewhere years ago and I've never heard another song by them".
November 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I will never cease to be amazed how you pull up bands where I go "I have one of their tracks on my favs playlist that I heard from somewhere years ago and I've never heard another song by them".
It was Gowron all along!
November 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
It was Gowron all along!