Lisa Davis
@bylisadavis.bsky.social
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Valentines cards for our times
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February 13, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Valentines cards for our times
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They thought about calling it the “Merger Bowl” or maybe the “Summit Bowl,” but “Super Bowl” was just too darn catchy.
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A brief history of football
In case you're watching the Super Bowl for the game and not the commercials.
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February 7, 2026 at 11:38 PM
They thought about calling it the “Merger Bowl” or maybe the “Summit Bowl,” but “Super Bowl” was just too darn catchy.
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There’s a small light at the end of this cold, dark, wintry tunnel, because it’s Girl Scout cookie season! lisadavis.substack.com/p/its-cookie...
It's cookie time!
I keep eating Thin Mints but they're not making me thin
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January 30, 2026 at 9:45 PM
There’s a small light at the end of this cold, dark, wintry tunnel, because it’s Girl Scout cookie season! lisadavis.substack.com/p/its-cookie...
Bless me! A sneeze can spray up to 40,000 tiny droplets of yuck out of your mouth and nose. lisadavis.substack.com/p/achoo-ah-s...
Achoo! Ah, shoot
I’m sick, and my body is making all sorts of strange noises
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January 24, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Bless me! A sneeze can spray up to 40,000 tiny droplets of yuck out of your mouth and nose. lisadavis.substack.com/p/achoo-ah-s...
As F. Scott Fitzgerald said, “January is the Monday of months”
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Hey there, January
As F. Scott Fitzgerald said, “January is the Monday of months”
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January 18, 2026 at 11:04 PM
As F. Scott Fitzgerald said, “January is the Monday of months”
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Is it card sharp or card shark?
Either one. Both will hustle you in a card game. Although you never hear about pool sharps or loan sharps.
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Either one. Both will hustle you in a card game. Although you never hear about pool sharps or loan sharps.
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My grammar always said
Please stop running the gambit and towing the line, because I could care less.
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January 10, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Is it card sharp or card shark?
Either one. Both will hustle you in a card game. Although you never hear about pool sharps or loan sharps.
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Either one. Both will hustle you in a card game. Although you never hear about pool sharps or loan sharps.
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2025: An unserious look back: Here are the five most popular things I wrote this year, plus my new kitten lisadavis.substack.com/p/2025-an-un...
2025: An unserious look back
Here are the five most popular things I wrote this year, plus my new kitten
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January 4, 2026 at 3:46 PM
2025: An unserious look back: Here are the five most popular things I wrote this year, plus my new kitten lisadavis.substack.com/p/2025-an-un...
A meal and a show at Waffle House lisadavis.substack.com/p/seasons-gr...
Christmas at the Waffle House
This year, we aren’t having our family Christmas celebration until Dec.
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December 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
A meal and a show at Waffle House lisadavis.substack.com/p/seasons-gr...
When she was 8, my daughter made me a Christmas sweater. Don't you dare call it 'ugly'
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December 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
When she was 8, my daughter made me a Christmas sweater. Don't you dare call it 'ugly'
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The story of Rudolph was turned into a song and made famous by which artist?
A. Gene Autry
B. Dean Martin
C. Burl Ives
D. Tiny Tim
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A. Gene Autry
B. Dean Martin
C. Burl Ives
D. Tiny Tim
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Want to play a reindeer game?
A holiday trivia quiz
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December 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The story of Rudolph was turned into a song and made famous by which artist?
A. Gene Autry
B. Dean Martin
C. Burl Ives
D. Tiny Tim
The rest of my holiday trivia quiz is here: lisadavis.substack.com/p/want-to-pl...
A. Gene Autry
B. Dean Martin
C. Burl Ives
D. Tiny Tim
The rest of my holiday trivia quiz is here: lisadavis.substack.com/p/want-to-pl...
What color exactly is “soft”? You’d think “daylight” would be warm and yellow, like the sun. But no. The warm, yellow one is “soft white.” “Daylight” is like you’re lying in an operating room. lisadavis.substack.com/p/light-bulb...
Light bulb jokes
It helps to be bright when buying new light bulbs
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December 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
What color exactly is “soft”? You’d think “daylight” would be warm and yellow, like the sun. But no. The warm, yellow one is “soft white.” “Daylight” is like you’re lying in an operating room. lisadavis.substack.com/p/light-bulb...
Kitten vs. Christmas (What if I wrapped all the decorations in bubble wrap?) lisadavis.substack.com/p/kitten-vs-...
Kitten vs. Christmas
What if I wrapped all the decorations in bubble wrap?
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November 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Kitten vs. Christmas (What if I wrapped all the decorations in bubble wrap?) lisadavis.substack.com/p/kitten-vs-...
These bugs are considered voracious predators. Not demure. Not ladylike. lisadavis.substack.com/p/thats-no-l...
That’s no lady bug …
That’s a rude, mean, stinky bug
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November 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
These bugs are considered voracious predators. Not demure. Not ladylike. lisadavis.substack.com/p/thats-no-l...
Why is 7 lucky? Why is 13 unlucky? Your questions answered here lisadavis.substack.com/p/the-number...
The numbers game
If 7 is lucky and 13 is unlucky, then what's a googolplex?
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November 7, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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The last time I attempted to draw a bird was in a high-school art class. I was trying to draw a white bird flying against a black background. I titled it “UFO,” because it really wasn’t identifiable as a bird. lisadavis.substack.com/p/for-the-bi...
For the birds
In which I attempt to draw a duck
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October 31, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The last time I attempted to draw a bird was in a high-school art class. I was trying to draw a white bird flying against a black background. I titled it “UFO,” because it really wasn’t identifiable as a bird. lisadavis.substack.com/p/for-the-bi...
Every year, I run a Halloween story contest for kids for our local newspaper. It’s called Ghostwriters, and every year I get to read through hundreds of entries. It’s a fascinating glimpse into what Generation Alpha is scared of, or obsessed with. lisadavis.substack.com/p/what-evil-...
What evil lurks in the minds of kids?
Clowns. Serial killers. Strangers in vans. Brainrots.
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October 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Every year, I run a Halloween story contest for kids for our local newspaper. It’s called Ghostwriters, and every year I get to read through hundreds of entries. It’s a fascinating glimpse into what Generation Alpha is scared of, or obsessed with. lisadavis.substack.com/p/what-evil-...
What is Jason’s full name in the Friday the 13th movies?
A. Jason Statham
B. Jason Momoa
C. Jason Vorhees
D. Jason Aldean
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A. Jason Statham
B. Jason Momoa
C. Jason Vorhees
D. Jason Aldean
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Horrors! A trivia quiz!
Oooo, this is gonna be scary, kids
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October 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
What is Jason’s full name in the Friday the 13th movies?
A. Jason Statham
B. Jason Momoa
C. Jason Vorhees
D. Jason Aldean
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A. Jason Statham
B. Jason Momoa
C. Jason Vorhees
D. Jason Aldean
Take the rest of my horror movie quiz here: lisadavis.substack.com/p/horrors-a-...
This year’s most popular costumes, according to Spirit Halloween, are the pop stars from “KPop Demon Hunters,” the witches from “Wicked” and the superheroes from “Fantastic Four.” I’m very curious to see how they’ve made an Invisible Woman costume.
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Boo who?
In this year's Halloween news: Skeleton mermaids, glowing candies, slasher sodas
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October 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
This year’s most popular costumes, according to Spirit Halloween, are the pop stars from “KPop Demon Hunters,” the witches from “Wicked” and the superheroes from “Fantastic Four.” I’m very curious to see how they’ve made an Invisible Woman costume.
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Who is McCoy and why is he the real one? Let's play the Name Game
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The name game
Geez Louise, there are a lot of weird sayings about names
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October 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Who is McCoy and why is he the real one? Let's play the Name Game
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If you’re the sort who can appreciate the artistry involved in weaving old hubcaps into a sculpture that reaches toward heaven, Paradise Garden is awe-inspiring. This place radiates with the energy of the spirit who made it. lisadavis.substack.com/p/eye-of-the...
Eye of the beholder
I found folk-art heaven at Paradise Garden
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September 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
If you’re the sort who can appreciate the artistry involved in weaving old hubcaps into a sculpture that reaches toward heaven, Paradise Garden is awe-inspiring. This place radiates with the energy of the spirit who made it. lisadavis.substack.com/p/eye-of-the...
People have been using their fingers to remember things for thousands of years. A drawing from 8th-century China illustrated how to use one’s fingers to remember the 10 virtues of Buddhism. lisadavis.substack.com/p/put-a-stri...
Put a string on it
Need to remember something? Use your finger ... no, not that finger.
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September 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
People have been using their fingers to remember things for thousands of years. A drawing from 8th-century China illustrated how to use one’s fingers to remember the 10 virtues of Buddhism. lisadavis.substack.com/p/put-a-stri...
A “mondegreen” is a misheard version of a song lyric — misheard in a way that sort of makes sense and is usually more entertaining. lisadavis.substack.com/p/hold-me-cl...
Hold me closer, Tony Danza
At least I think that’s what Elton John was singing about
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September 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
A “mondegreen” is a misheard version of a song lyric — misheard in a way that sort of makes sense and is usually more entertaining. lisadavis.substack.com/p/hold-me-cl...
#Muscadines, for those unfamiliar with the fruit, are barely domesticated grapes, with tough, rubbery skins and unpleasant, spiky little seeds. lisadavis.substack.com/p/grape-ball...
Grape balls of fire
It's not easy to eat a muscadine.
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September 5, 2025 at 10:38 PM
#Muscadines, for those unfamiliar with the fruit, are barely domesticated grapes, with tough, rubbery skins and unpleasant, spiky little seeds. lisadavis.substack.com/p/grape-ball...
Me: Why is there Halloween stuff in the stores already? Why are there scary movies in the theaters in the summer? It’s too early for spooky season!
Old age: Want to see something really scary?
Me: No. But yes.
Old age: It’s me!
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Old age: Want to see something really scary?
Me: No. But yes.
Old age: It’s me!
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Old age vs. new tech
Another in my continuing conversation with Old Age
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August 29, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Me: Why is there Halloween stuff in the stores already? Why are there scary movies in the theaters in the summer? It’s too early for spooky season!
Old age: Want to see something really scary?
Me: No. But yes.
Old age: It’s me!
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Old age: Want to see something really scary?
Me: No. But yes.
Old age: It’s me!
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It’s pass muster, not mustard. “Muster” is an old word meaning an assembling of troops for inspection, so if you “pass muster” you pass inspection. “Pass mustard” would be something you do at a cook-out, or perhaps while playing Clue. lisadavis.substack.com/p/did-i-say-...
Did I say that right?
It’s hard to pass mustard in a doggy-dog world
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August 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
It’s pass muster, not mustard. “Muster” is an old word meaning an assembling of troops for inspection, so if you “pass muster” you pass inspection. “Pass mustard” would be something you do at a cook-out, or perhaps while playing Clue. lisadavis.substack.com/p/did-i-say-...