AFairlySaneBenjamin
@bvlikeslinguica.bsky.social
Especially considering New Zealand is a Polynesian island. It's like being mad that Fiji isn't majority white.
December 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Especially considering New Zealand is a Polynesian island. It's like being mad that Fiji isn't majority white.
Oh boy, now someone can have Mr. Moseby and Mola Ram lick each others' bald heads while Heimlich the caterpillar serenades them with "This Woman's Work", and somehow convince your grandparents that it's real.
December 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Oh boy, now someone can have Mr. Moseby and Mola Ram lick each others' bald heads while Heimlich the caterpillar serenades them with "This Woman's Work", and somehow convince your grandparents that it's real.
“Time to make Nick Fury kiss Watto on top of Bambi’s mom’s corpse!”
December 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
“Time to make Nick Fury kiss Watto on top of Bambi’s mom’s corpse!”
Well, I guess it's only a matter of time before we see Olaf dress up like a gimp feeding McDonalds to a tied of Terk.
December 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Well, I guess it's only a matter of time before we see Olaf dress up like a gimp feeding McDonalds to a tied of Terk.
"Fuck yeah! This is what I voted for! No more underwater basket weaving degrees for rich pampered nepo babies!" cheer a million idiots at the suffering of working class people trying to ensure they get a better life.
December 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
"Fuck yeah! This is what I voted for! No more underwater basket weaving degrees for rich pampered nepo babies!" cheer a million idiots at the suffering of working class people trying to ensure they get a better life.
Ideas like this predate Reddit, let's be honest.
December 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Ideas like this predate Reddit, let's be honest.
I heard some boys tried to pull that very stunt back in the summer of ‘74. It didn’t work, as Ethan Hawke was only three years old at the time, so the ticket seller just saw a giant preschooler and screamed in terror.
December 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I heard some boys tried to pull that very stunt back in the summer of ‘74. It didn’t work, as Ethan Hawke was only three years old at the time, so the ticket seller just saw a giant preschooler and screamed in terror.
The cigar is what allows Nick Fury to fly.
December 10, 2025 at 12:38 PM
The cigar is what allows Nick Fury to fly.
Sort of, but that was in 2007, and there are only so many ways you can put a new spin on a well known fairy tale before some patterns emerge. Heck, I’m fairly certain there are some books that played around with their versions of the stepsisters well before III.
December 10, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Sort of, but that was in 2007, and there are only so many ways you can put a new spin on a well known fairy tale before some patterns emerge. Heck, I’m fairly certain there are some books that played around with their versions of the stepsisters well before III.
My mom wouldn’t watch it with me because she thought it was a typical monster-smashes-up-a-city movie, as if the monster wasn’t scratching its head behind Anne Hathaway looking quirky in front of it.
December 10, 2025 at 12:13 PM
My mom wouldn’t watch it with me because she thought it was a typical monster-smashes-up-a-city movie, as if the monster wasn’t scratching its head behind Anne Hathaway looking quirky in front of it.
Customer: “I asked for no ketchup.”
Wrong Order: “And…?”
Customer: “And you gave me literally nothing BUT ketchup!”
*Holds up paper bag dripping with ketchup*
Wrong Order: “Gee, want a burger to go with that ketchup?”
Customer: “I ordered a SALAD for here!”
Wrong Order: “Tomato is a salad.”
Wrong Order: “And…?”
Customer: “And you gave me literally nothing BUT ketchup!”
*Holds up paper bag dripping with ketchup*
Wrong Order: “Gee, want a burger to go with that ketchup?”
Customer: “I ordered a SALAD for here!”
Wrong Order: “Tomato is a salad.”
December 10, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Customer: “I asked for no ketchup.”
Wrong Order: “And…?”
Customer: “And you gave me literally nothing BUT ketchup!”
*Holds up paper bag dripping with ketchup*
Wrong Order: “Gee, want a burger to go with that ketchup?”
Customer: “I ordered a SALAD for here!”
Wrong Order: “Tomato is a salad.”
Wrong Order: “And…?”
Customer: “And you gave me literally nothing BUT ketchup!”
*Holds up paper bag dripping with ketchup*
Wrong Order: “Gee, want a burger to go with that ketchup?”
Customer: “I ordered a SALAD for here!”
Wrong Order: “Tomato is a salad.”
Then buy a bunch of stuff, Jimmy. Do you just need Superman to fly you to the mall?
December 10, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Then buy a bunch of stuff, Jimmy. Do you just need Superman to fly you to the mall?
Y’know, that’s fair. Still preferable to the “Sidegammon” guy though.
December 10, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Y’know, that’s fair. Still preferable to the “Sidegammon” guy though.
Oh come now, Bart, we know you love all three of them.
December 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Oh come now, Bart, we know you love all three of them.
“But I missed the birth of my child - Whom I shall be naming with ChatGPT - to write that prompt!!!”
December 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
“But I missed the birth of my child - Whom I shall be naming with ChatGPT - to write that prompt!!!”
I watched it.
But I get it.
But I get it.
December 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I watched it.
But I get it.
But I get it.
Yup, I saw. I’ll definitely have to add it to my ‘Watch Later’ list.
December 9, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Yup, I saw. I’ll definitely have to add it to my ‘Watch Later’ list.
You should be safe so long as it doesn’t upset some insecure huge papaya men.
December 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
You should be safe so long as it doesn’t upset some insecure huge papaya men.
I bought a copy of it on DVD, but it turned out to be a bootleg of such poor quality that it made it seem like the television itself was breaking. Had to trash it.
December 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I bought a copy of it on DVD, but it turned out to be a bootleg of such poor quality that it made it seem like the television itself was breaking. Had to trash it.
Ellison: “WARNER BROS.! IS! MINE!!!”
December 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Ellison: “WARNER BROS.! IS! MINE!!!”
@smoothdunk2.bsky.social Another one
December 8, 2025 at 2:53 AM
@smoothdunk2.bsky.social Another one
@smoothdunk2.bsky.social, I found someone cropping out your handle instead of properly sharing your original post.
December 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
@smoothdunk2.bsky.social, I found someone cropping out your handle instead of properly sharing your original post.