You can also use a cell phone car grip and a bit of ingenuity to make a rudimentary stand that can sit above your monitor for like 20 bucks

Separate from absolutely everything else about this sad meal and sad person, that is nowhere near enough stuffing

Violet says happy birthday too

Hear me out: the henchman can booty clap so hard it stuns people and we use a whipcrack sound effect.

Max might literally eat Eric Lauer, we've all come to accept the risk.

Oooh nice, Dan's back this year!

Duffy four times. The sheer power of Eric Roberts' weaponized indifference will keep me safe.